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Old Fat Guys and Ms No Swimsuit Part 1

Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks and the Ms No Swimsuit contest at Hedonism in Jamaica with Tom and Bunny

Today we discuss part 1 of our recent group trips Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks and Ms No Swimsuit contest with Toms Trips at Hedonism Resort in Jamaica.

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00:00:03:04 – 00:00:26:11
Tom and Bunny
Hey, everyone. Tom and Bunny here. And I know we’re getting ready to watch our next video. And if you find this video useful or some of the videos in the past, please do us a favor by booking your travel through us at Tom’s trips dot com or give us a call at one 800 2850853. And I can answer any questions and get you booked on your next lifestyle vacation.

00:00:26:11 – 00:01:06:11
Tom and Bunny
However, while we’re Tom, everybody from Tom and money.com and we recently just got back from Hayden as to end to make with Tom’s trips. You’re a leader in adult lifestyle travel. And we spent three weeks in Jamaica, 21 days, 1t1 day. And boy, let me tell you, it was it was long. It was a ball buster. It was so far we’ve never I mean, we’ve traveled around the United States for like a couple of months, but never out of the country for such a long, long period.

00:01:06:13 – 00:01:31:01
Tom and Bunny
I missed my baby. Yeah. Mama, Mama bear only list. We really missed our baby. But you know what? I was the perfect wife while I was there. You are. I was. How are you? Dare I ask, how are you the perfect wife? Because I brought you a picture of Bam. Say, Dad, bring a picture up. Bam! So I could put it by the nightstand.

00:01:31:03 – 00:02:02:01
Tom and Bunny
I’ll post the picture. See, I’m special. You are? Who brings a picture of their dog? And it’s not even that. Well, we weren’t on vacation. We were working. We did get four days of a vacation. We did this. Absolutely amazing. So let’s start. Start. You wanted to start with something. So let’s if you’re listening to this on a podcast, this is kind of a visual thing.

00:02:02:01 – 00:02:39:21
Tom and Bunny
So you might want to jump over to our YouTube channel, Tom and Bonnie. And so we motor Buddy reached out to us. Yes. And they said we got a new roller bag. You might be interested. I’m trying to figure out what way my head tilts. And we already have the heart case. That’s right. Be right behind me back there, you can see this whole block thing and they thought this would be a little more to our needs because it has a lot of compartments and it’s a soft sided and goes fits right in the car.

00:02:39:21 – 00:03:10:08
Tom and Bunny
Perfect. Yes. And so they asked if we needed any more attachments because we keep a motor. Buddy Hayden is in to make, but we also have two motor buddies here. So I’m like, I think we’re good. But let me just take a look just in case they came out with something new that we didn’t have. So I jump on their website and I noticed that they had a doc and vacuum attachment.

00:03:10:11 – 00:03:35:10
Tom and Bunny
I don’t know how long it’s been there or how how long they had it for the original motor buddy. Now we have that attachment on the buck, but we never had it on the original motor buddy. So Bonnie has a bunch of doc charts and marital aids. So we had boom. Yes, she has. From Skinny, too thick, too long.

00:03:35:10 – 00:04:21:13
Tom and Bunny
The short to different types of textures to double. Yeah. And she has a hand thing, so I’ve got quite the array. Yeah. So when we saw that, we we reached out and said we could definitely use that attachment and we’ll take one to him ism in Jamaica. So that way if someone hasn’t tried the motor buddy, they can bring their own preferred Doc Johnson attachment to try out on an actual real motor buddy And it makes it, it makes it because that way the girl is more comfortable when she tries something knowing that she is already comfortable with it.

00:04:21:18 – 00:04:57:03
Tom and Bunny
So it’s a good multiple use to to try it. Right. And like, like Bonnie, like I said, she has an array of attachments and depending on the time is depending on what attachment. So I have an extra special one now you do. So we thought, we’re going to get this vacuum attachment. Let’s go on Amazon and let’s let’s order a Doc Johnson Yeah, let’s order a new one, sort of a new one.

00:04:57:05 – 00:05:25:29
Tom and Bunny
Something that is different that I’ve never tried before. We went to the marital aid store and my God, there are about three or four times more money than on Amazon. So we didn’t buy one that we were holding in our hand. We can figure it out. Look at the size, the girth. So when we’re looking at it there, we’re looking at one that was kind of it.

00:05:26:02 – 00:05:55:11
Tom and Bunny
It didn’t look like a human. No, no. It looked a little bit different. So I thought, you know what? This one looks really interesting. I’ve never tried anything like this before. It has like three different big bulky ridges. And so they had a small one and a large one. Now, us not thinking the large the large ones said ten inches thick that weren’t thick.

00:05:55:11 – 00:06:30:20
Tom and Bunny
And you don’t have to put it all the way, you know. And I said two and a half inches around. So I’m like okay, we’re thinking two and a half inches is like, you know, do I like, you know, I’m doing girl math? Yeah, I’m doing guy math. And so the other one was quite a bit smaller like and since 7/8 is and so I think it’s worth thinking is like the small one because she has said once and girth here once so Tom’s like you you could handle the other one, you know.

00:06:30:23 – 00:06:58:11
Tom and Bunny
So yeah, go big or go home. Yeah. We don’t know. Size Queen was a real size when we’re at the marital aid store that had size queen ones that were like this big around, like the fence posts and like this this long so this big around that long. No way. We thought because we thought doc chances were more human anatomy.

00:06:58:11 – 00:07:28:09
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, more. Yeah because they have it was all more corn stars. Yeah. Corn stuff. Yes. So you could use there anatomy. Exactly. So if you watch them on the movies, you can actually use their aid. So I really, you know, and going back or going back, I really wish that Amazon would put on there that it might appear bigger smaller.

00:07:28:11 – 00:07:52:21
Tom and Bunny
Harris Might appear smaller than yeah, it appears smaller than actual size. So this is what we haven’t even opened it and woven when figuring out some type of pull game to use with that. But I was thinking ring toss or it’s it’s pretty but I think that would weigh down our luggage going to Hedo so well it’s definitely going to Hedo because it’s not staying here Why not.

00:07:52:21 – 00:08:18:13
Tom and Bunny
We’ll just put it up on the TV stand. All right. So this is what I ordered. Lucky put your fist up there, player first. Up next to it, put your fist up. No, no, no. Like next to it. That’s her fist. That’s crazy. Well, I mean, I’m not saying it’s crazy because some people. Yeah. Would be able to have no problem.

00:08:18:17 – 00:08:47:12
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, but no, not funny. This is not going in my in my marital aids box. So all the comments that we get all looking for some BBC. No, we aren’t. We’re not opposed. We’re, we’re equal opportunist. So wait, you know, if, if a guy is that big, it’s definitely, you know, unsubscribe from our channel. Don’t comment. Don’t follow us because it’s never going to happen.

00:08:47:15 – 00:09:12:21
Tom and Bunny
So so basically what I just bought was a $50 ring toss scheme. We haven’t even taken it. I wonder if we can get reimbursed for that for a ring toss game. I doubt that we’ll get a huge no. So so yesterday it comes in the mail comes through Amazon and Tom’s like, well, what’s this other box? Then I’m like, Well, that’s the Doug Johnson that I ordered.

00:09:12:25 – 00:09:42:23
Tom and Bunny
This box is huge and it weighed £5. It’s like in this big box. And I’m like, Well, maybe there’s multiples. I don’t remember what I ordered. Don’t Amazon trunk? yeah. Don’t drink an Amazon. No, you might not be able to read your measurements properly. We’re going to have to get a circumference check. So when it says instant 7/8 our it’s are five inches.

00:09:42:23 – 00:10:08:26
Tom and Bunny
We know how big it is. So basically I spent $50 on it. It gave us a good laugh at that. We were laughing because I want to talk about this on our video. On our next video. First thing I said, either that or we could autograph it and send it to somebody for a mere $500. Right. It’s our our will probably.

00:10:08:28 – 00:10:36:27
Tom and Bunny
We’re still waiting on insurance. On my issue. If you watched my broken Yes video what we’ve I have to do a go fund me so maybe we’ll option an office give it to the person that donates them most at one time. There you go. They’ll be where are we can do it to where? No matter what the donations are, we just in our name for every donation.

00:10:37:00 – 00:11:01:16
Tom and Bunny
But it has to be over some amount. It can’t be a box. A big cost like 25 bucks. That’s all right. That’s all right. So look out. Possibly for a go fund me. We don’t really know. We don’t want to do it, but surgery, if we if we have to pay for. It’s about $20,000. Yes. So what? We’re still waiting to do an update video on that.

00:11:01:17 – 00:11:24:14
Tom and Bunny
Yes. As soon as we know that’ll be coming out. Yes. All right. So you know what? The past three weeks, like I said, they absolutely want a lot faster than I anticipated. Then it actually went. But we had two great groups. We did. And we literally we got there on Thursday. Normally when we get there on Thursday, we’re the first of our group.

00:11:24:16 – 00:11:51:08
Tom and Bunny
We were not this time. No, there was like already 15, 20 people there waiting. Yes, but they all went to bed. Yeah, I think it was a travel day. Everybody was already in bed. I think. Gosh, So let’s start there. Don’t ever travel when somebody is getting ready to do an election in Jamaica. Now let’s first start off the travel advisory.

00:11:51:10 – 00:12:28:02
Tom and Bunny
They had Jamaica at a level four travel advisory. Now we’re not advising anything, but we did not feel uncomfortable there. We went to dinner at Rex Cafe and Ivan’s restaurant three times. We went on multiple pub crawls during our time and talking to the multiple drivers we had and the staff at the resort, they they all said that in a is they’re not seeing anything.

00:12:28:07 – 00:12:54:24
Tom and Bunny
So when they’re doing that Jamaican alert, they’re covering the whole they’re putting a blanket over the whole country. So basically it’s going to be if you’re looking for trouble, you can find trouble. Yeah, but yeah, we never felt unsafe at all. No, but like I say, we’re not advising anything. Whatever makes you comfortable here, just use your judgment.

00:12:54:26 – 00:13:24:22
Tom and Bunny
We go back here in the next few weeks. Yeah. April 22, 27, for our Hito Hotshots, and then we go back again in June. So we’re still going back? Yeah. Now, with that said, there was an election going on. Yes. And we did not know that the president of Jamaica was in Lucy, which is the halfway point between Montego Bay and Negro.

00:13:24:24 – 00:13:49:15
Tom and Bunny
And we got stuck in. God. Hope. Hope. Well, Hopewell Well, we were stuck about four or five miles before. Hopewell Yeah. Hopewell It’s going to be the first bigger town or parish between Montego Bay right after actually, right after you leave Montego Bay, that’s going to be the first biggest parish. Well, it what we were stuck there for like two and a half hours in traffic.

00:13:49:15 – 00:14:20:23
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Now, this is a two Lane Island road. The ocean’s literally literally two lanes because there is nowhere to pass. I’ll look for the picture and I’ll post here. Our two lane road became a five lane road because every idiot in the world was trying to pass, which now they have to merge back in and our driver was a safe driver and I would have asked him to do anything.

00:14:20:26 – 00:15:02:26
Tom and Bunny
No illegal. They literally had everything even off to the road during in the dirt on both sides were completely packed. People were trying to pass into oncoming traffic. Ambulances and in police cars couldn’t even get through. We got passed by a cow and we did it. How do you get past it? Looks out the window and goes, There’s a cow trot and passed us because in Jamaica, you know, sometimes they get off their leash because if they’re not in a fence, they’ve got a leash in, they’re chained to the ground so they can pick that area around them.

00:15:03:04 – 00:15:27:16
Tom and Bunny
Sometimes they get off and they run down the road. Yep. And that’s what happened. We got passed by a cow. Now we’re still not seeing anything. We’re thinking there’s an accident because typically when they’re you’re in that kind of traffic and there’s an accident, you’re stopped because it is a two lane road. And even our driver, Michael, says, there’s an intersection about a mile or so up.

00:15:27:16 – 00:15:47:23
Tom and Bunny
That’s probably where the accident is. That’s typically someone’s pulling out or in or motorcycle accidents. And it’s not like you have waves or Google Maps. I had ways. Yeah, but you couldn’t see. No, it didn’t have all the alerts we have and then the states. So all I could tell us how far we were from heading. So it took us two and a half hours.

00:15:47:23 – 00:16:28:18
Tom and Bunny
We finally get through Hopewell and they yeah, we seen a lot of people on the streets, but nothing that was more than usual right? So we get once we get through Hopewell, we start going. We’re like, Yes, finally we’re rolling and we’re passing. And then we stopped again. It’s just before Lucy Just before Lucy. Well, as you go around the island, you don’t really not normally notice it when you’re just driving, but when you’re in dead, stop, You could actually see were curved around and went through Lucy and our driver says to us, Hey, if you don’t mind, I know this way we can go through the neighborhoods and we can avoid a lot of

00:16:28:18 – 00:16:56:16
Tom and Bunny
this traffic. So we did. Yeah. That’s when it got. We thought, Well, we did. That’s when we didn’t feel comfortable because all of a sudden we’re seeing a ton of people in this neighborhood. We never see people. We see a few people hanging out on their porches or barbecuing and stuff like that. But we never see a ton of people walking the street.

00:16:56:22 – 00:17:25:08
Tom and Bunny
And one of the things, too, you got to understand in in Lucy there, their regular residential streets would be like what our alleys look like. Yes. So they’re very narrow. And pretty much she can only get one car through there in each direction. Right. And they’re talking to the Michael or driver. That’s what we found out about because everyone was wearing green.

00:17:25:13 – 00:17:57:29
Tom and Bunny
Yes. And we started noticing more and more green the more we approached the actual center of Lucy. And then we see thousands of people now in America. That type of environment could turn ugly really fast. So that’s where we felt our uneasiness. But Michael assured us that when he didn’t even know the president of Jamaica was in Lucy, he just said, They’re having an election and they’re celebrating.

00:17:58:03 – 00:18:24:18
Tom and Bunny
They weren’t protesting. They were violent, they were happy, they were smiling, they were dead. The election had even taken place yet. Right. This was on Thursday. The election was going to happen on Monday. Yeah. So that made us feel a little more comfortable. And we got to then we made it through there just fine. I mean, after we went through there, then we realized we were totally safe and we got to Hedonism.

00:18:24:18 – 00:19:01:25
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, but what normally takes an hour and a half drive to Montego Bay to Negril took us 5 hours, but we stopped at KFC. We did. We did. For the first time in 14 years. If you guys want some good KFC here, you if you’re staying in Montego Bay. Yeah, don’t stop because we stopped and we didn’t realize that from the time we got parked and walked in from the time we made our order, which was just a little box meals to the time we got the three little box meals was 45 minutes.

00:19:01:25 – 00:19:27:04
Tom and Bunny
Yes, it is the most profitable and most busiest KFC in the world. And also to I think that that was our downfall because we had another guest that was there in the airport with us and they had a private transfer to well, they went straight ahead and it only took them two and a half hours. Yeah. So that stop to get the chicken put us behind everything.

00:19:27:05 – 00:19:43:08
Tom and Bunny
Right. But at least we had a meal and we didn’t go in hungry but we didn’t have a bathroom so it’s no way to pull over. I was willing to pee in the bushes because all the other guys were doing that. I was Jamaican. I was willing to to help. And I was thinking I was like, Bonnie won’t care.

00:19:43:08 – 00:20:09:14
Tom and Bunny
She’ll drop her pants and pee. So we, I, we held it. I mean, Bunny are good for 2 hours and we held it for five. Well, the minute the minute I seen everything backing up, I had only probably taken like three drinks out of my soda. I’m like, no, no more. Never, never make it drink. Never. No. And Michael had had his beer and water and thank God we didn’t drink beer.

00:20:09:14 – 00:20:37:24
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, Yeah, I’m. I mean, I’m not a big fan of beer. If he had Red Stripe white, maybe, but Red Stripe, not my. It’s more like Budweiser. Yeah. And also to if you guys know this, if you go to Club Mo Bay, if you get club Mo so you know it’s going to bypass you through immigration it gives you a little lounge while you wait for you that your driver, your van, you can get rum punch to go.

00:20:37:24 – 00:20:59:23
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Thank God I did not do that. Right. Thank God I didn’t even do that. We didn’t even use the lounge. We just walked right out and gotten this car. So we get to Hedonism and they have a new general manager. So we got to meet them. Yes. Very, very nice guy. he seems like he’s going to be a a he’s going.

00:20:59:26 – 00:21:29:17
Tom and Bunny
It is. What we see, because we only saw him for two weeks. Yeah, he’ll. He’ll do good. Yes. We don’t know. The politics are how things handle from the management to the general manager. I can them right so but Bonnie made a comment that the glasses looked a little dingy and it it was water spots. It looked like the dishwashers needed to be clean.

00:21:29:17 – 00:21:49:21
Tom and Bunny
The filters. And lo and behold, the next night, all the glasses were crystal clear. It’s just, you know, it’s little things like that when you run in. Maybe they ran out of the stuff that you put in it and it didn’t stop the stuff you get in the car wash spot free rock free rent. So I don’t know.

00:21:49:21 – 00:22:17:14
Tom and Bunny
But anyway, it was nice to meet him. So very nice, very personable. Right? I love talking to him. He’s from the UK. Yeah. So we did ask though, because one of the things that we always do is, you know, hedonism has a no tipping policy. People will get fired. They will think tips get fired. So believe it or not, it’s just like any other job.

00:22:17:14 – 00:22:48:03
Tom and Bunny
People will tell management if someone gets a tip and they see it. So it’s not like they’re going to. It’s like in America, like any other job, somebody doesn’t like it because they’re not supposed to do it. That’s how they’re going to get found out. Right? So we bring Snickers bars. We brought 140 Snickers bars and then, yeah, every couple of days I’ll walk around first.

00:22:48:03 – 00:23:06:11
Tom and Bunny
I get the bartenders. Yeah, I just want to take care of the bartenders. I take care of the waitstaff. The waitstaff and the late midnight cooks. Yes. I always went out because they never get nothing. So I went over there and they were pretty excited. Yep. As we go by groundskeepers, we hand them to everybody in the front office.

00:23:06:11 – 00:23:34:06
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So we took care of everybody we could. And when you bring Snickers, they come out. Everybody’s like, I want one, I want one. And the biggest one is one of our waitstaff that we’ve known there for years. He’s like, could I have two for my grandchildren? Absolutely. Absolutely. One more. But we actually asked David, we’re like, hey, you know, they say that it tasted different.

00:23:34:12 – 00:23:58:07
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, because he’s from England. He goes, I can attest to that. Yeah. He said it was sweeter. Yeah. So yeah. So if you have any ideas, you know, they definitely tip in stickers. Yeah. And I watched Tick Tock on this English girl who tries American Foods and they have Kit Kats in England, and she tried an American Kit Kat and didn’t like it because it was too sweet.

00:23:58:08 – 00:24:30:21
Tom and Bunny
Too sweet. I remember because we do have that one bartender and he says, I don’t like sweet. Yeah. He goes, No, they’re too sweet. Too sweet. So that’s where we come in. We’re just too sweet. We are too early next year. Next time, I think we have to bring more room. So we we did get a a room and that used to be an ocean view nude room and they had to change its a guard of view regular because when you open the window all you see is a roof.

00:24:30:26 – 00:24:52:15
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, it’s right behind the dive shack. And between the flame and the dive sack, it’s actually a really good location. It has a balcony that you could sit out on that we sat on every single night. Yeah. And we got to say hi to people. Walk into the nude porn back. Now, I did find out that the particular room that we were in was horrible for cell reception.

00:24:52:18 – 00:25:15:23
Tom and Bunny
Yes. Now, for you people, if you’re trying to call Times trips, which is the number like right here, right there. But funny, that answer is because we found out about the horrible cell reception about a week into our staff. Yeah. And it literally we’re just wondering why the phone wasn’t bringing in one of our other host couples was right below us.

00:25:15:23 – 00:25:41:03
Tom and Bunny
The the room directly below us and they didn’t have any issues. It was just that particular area. When I went around, everything dropped right soft. So I told them I can’t have that room anymore. So our first week was all fat guys with hot chicks. my God, we absolutely love that group. We do. I haven’t. You know, we haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time.

00:25:41:03 – 00:26:09:18
Tom and Bunny
And it was such a good, refreshing time to go after the holidays and after the back to back with Jan. It was just great to let loose and have fun with them. Well, one of the things is it’s such they started off with, what, four or five couples years ago and now like 77 rooms. Yeah, they are so big now as a host couple, we do the pool games.

00:26:09:21 – 00:26:31:20
Tom and Bunny
We we usually bring a deejay or an entertainer, but if not, we then we got to coordinate with the Jamaican deejay. We we do the cocktail parties and we do the meet and greets. We do the offsite dinners and the pub crawls. This year, Well, last year, too. But this year was even better. They got their own entertainment committee.

00:26:31:27 – 00:27:05:07
Tom and Bunny
They’re on their own Facebook chat. And one of the couples, Paula, she’s kind of in charge of it, I think. And she coordinated the room crawl. Yeah, they they coordinated all the pool games. Me and Bunny are I mean, we did the offsite site dinner and we set up the pub crawl, but and Pat on Bunny’s back. She got those old fat guys a cooler, cooler full of beer and an extra case of beer for the winter.

00:27:05:09 – 00:27:33:13
Tom and Bunny
Before we started the pub crawl. We did. We went through over two cases. Beer? Yup. And that was just a staff plus bar at the bar and we bought all the bars. So it was it’s just very nice that we’re more of a support asset between the group and the resort. It was so nice to just sit in the pool and watch other people put on the game.

00:27:33:15 – 00:28:00:02
Tom and Bunny
We do want to say a big, huge thank you to the old fat guys with hot chicks for making us so welcome, but also allowing us to enjoy our time and not feel like we have had to be responsible for each and every single event. It was really fun. And then they have one of one of the guests works for or does Pure Romance Party.

00:28:00:03 – 00:28:24:06
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So maybe you sort of called her on that. Doc Johnson, back to you laughing because obviously we don’t know measurements. They donated all of the marital aids to give away as prizes. Yeah. So it was really, really nice. That was really cool. And up the prize value. Yes. And it just goes to show how many amazing people travel.

00:28:24:08 – 00:29:01:10
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So if you’re interested in old fat guys with hot chicks, I’ll tell you what, it’s explain. It’s not old fact, guys. Maybe one. But the the women are everything from what I twenties to. Well, yeah 56 days. So yeah. but me and Bonnie fit in well with our highway age, all that stuff, don’t you agree? Yeah.

00:29:01:17 – 00:29:24:19
Tom and Bunny
So when we went on the pub crawl, most all of us wore are old fat guys with hot chick. I’ll put that picture. Yeah. So and then we got to remember because a lot of times I said, I’ll put a picture in, you forget. So as we’re coming back in to hedonism, this young girl looks at me and she goes, Is that your old fat guy?

00:29:24:19 – 00:29:47:18
Tom and Bunny
And I’m like, Yes. And she goes, Dude, you’re too skinny. You need to be kicked out. I lost 60 some pounds. I mean, if you see our pictures and our social media and our videos, you could see I used to have a fat brown head and now it’s getting more slender. I don’t really have a gut no more.

00:29:47:20 – 00:30:11:23
Tom and Bunny
So, yeah, I should be exiled from old fat guys. Know that just goes to show that it’s not. It’s just a fun name. It is a fun name. And it’s a really, really fun group. Now what you got to do is you got to go to times trips dot com and click on group trips and you’ll see old fat guys attack sex one of the dates next year.

00:30:11:26 – 00:30:42:16
Tom and Bunny
I have it right here in front of me. my God. my gosh. She just got a new price. Pricey. February 22nd to March 1st. Right. And what’s the cheapest? Room? 310 a night per person. All right. So singles are a little slight are slightly more. So you definitely if you do double occupancy it’s cheaper all around But old fat guys attack chicks definitely, definitely recommend that because we will be there.

00:30:42:18 – 00:31:02:16
Tom and Bunny
yes, we will. We’ll be the naked ones in the nude pool, watching the game, watching the games, I think actually got up and participated in one of them. I think you did. I did. I know you did. You look like a you look like a roll of lifesavers. So they pop these big laps. yeah. gosh.

00:31:02:21 – 00:31:30:12
Tom and Bunny
And they’re like, got them. You want to go put them on and show them again? So it’s a No, we’re not. We’re are. They’re in my room. You want me? Go get it. Go get it. But I’ll explain why. So they say they’re going to have a beer chugging contest and I haven’t chugged the beer in years. And I’m thinking I can do this because it’s just those like 12 ounce glasses and I’ll just inhale both of them.

00:31:30:14 – 00:31:56:23
Tom and Bunny
Although I was up against some stiff competition because these guys, a lot of them are from Wisconsin and all they do is drink beer and eat cheese. And I but I thought I could hold my own with them and they they bring out after we’re all standing there and they hand us each two beers, they bring out these lips and body is taking forever because now I’m going to run out of time.

00:31:56:26 – 00:32:24:09
Tom and Bunny
But we all had to put these big lips on before we chugged the beer. I lied. she lied. So the lips go under your over your teeth. So basically you bite down on it like vampire teeth and you can’t drink nothing through them. So when I’m drinking it just all pouring down everything but you coming back. I’m coming back.

00:32:24:09 – 00:32:53:28
Tom and Bunny
You’re coming back. I lied. She lied. But anyway, it added a little cool fun to the actual head. I could see up your skirt. Oops. If I could have taken a picture when everybody turned around with those lips. my God. It took, like, a couple minutes to even get them on. I love. I had different colors. Yours was right.

00:32:54:04 – 00:33:14:06
Tom and Bunny
Pink was my hot pink or pink. You had pink. somebody has red. They had purple. It was the color of the rainbow up there. this is so funny. But yeah, no one could chug a beer and it just went right down here. Yes. So that was just a fun game I lost. You did lose. I thought I was going to drown.

00:33:14:08 – 00:33:50:10
Tom and Bunny
But that other that other game that we did, you look like a to a roll of lifesavers, Candy. So they have another game and we’ve been doing it for years and they throw out the little scrunchies, the thin round scrunchies, the hair ties and all the guys put them around their member. Yeah. And I’m sitting there like when we normally when we do it, we throw them all out and then people can pick them up and do it, right.

00:33:50:16 – 00:34:10:29
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. But they were giving each guy five and so this girl comes up to hand me five and I’m like, I’ll just put them on. So she starts putting them on and on and on. And mind you, my crap is broken and you got up to 12 and there was still room. You look like the rainbow of proof.

00:34:11:04 – 00:34:35:08
Tom and Bunny
I did look like the lifesavers in that. So as girls were coming around trying to collect them because they won a prize by the person who was able to pause the most off. I would only like each girl pull off for free That way. I gave more girls time to touch me. Hey, I know you did. You Did.

00:34:35:10 – 00:34:59:24
Tom and Bunny
stop, stop, stop, stop. First I let the first two girls pull them up. yeah. Then I heard they were supposed to use their mouths. yeah. So I made the other girl, honored her deal and pulled me up to the side of the pool. And then another girl. So that. That completed my. Yeah, but I. You grew up in the beginning, me being deaf.

00:34:59:24 – 00:35:10:14
Tom and Bunny
I didn’t hear the rules of the game. So even with a broken member, you still got taken care of. I did fight multiple women.

00:35:10:16 – 00:35:37:03
Tom and Bunny
That was fun. I was Later on, after we went to another resort, I was walking into the pool and our friend Denise looks up at me and goes, You got it fixed. And I said, No. She goes, What do you mean no? I said, No. That’s just where it hangs. And starts out. It gets bigger from there. Really does.

00:35:37:08 – 00:36:06:28
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Yes. She was like, I like that. It’s floating. Just the floating. So that was kind of funny. Yeah. She thought I got my junk fixed and she was like, That was fast. I just saw your video. My No, no no, no. Unfortunately, it’s not. No, no. I’ve got to make a phone call this week. All right, so back to hedonism.

00:36:06:28 – 00:36:27:07
Tom and Bunny
But no, no, we’re fine. We’re fine. Yeah, because this could be a podcast. What’s that? 35 minute. What do you want to go part two? Yeah, we got to do a part two because we still got lots of stories from It’s no swimsuit. Okay, So what? We’re going to just stop this one and restart it. We’re going to wear the same clothes and we’re going to do part two.

00:36:27:07 – 00:36:39:11
Tom and Bunny
Why? We’re still fresh thinking about it. Yeah, because I got to I got to recite my pickup lines that I heard. Okay. All right. So we’ll be back in a little bit. We’ll see you soon. Season.

 

 

Going back to Hedonism in Jamaica with Tom and Bunny

Going back to Hedonism in Jamaica with Tom and Bunny

We are going back to Hedonism Resort in Jamaica Feb 22, 2024 to March 13,2024 for an epic time with two really great travel groups hosted by Tom’s Trips.

Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks is our first week, this group started with a few friends from Wisconsin and this upcoming event they have over 86 rooms booked.  This group is inclusive as they never let anyone feel left out regardless and you can expect fun activities from the Room Crawl, Pub Crawls, Old Fat Guy Olympic games as well as cocktail parties and pool parties.

The Tom’s Trips Ms No Swimsuit is in it’s 24th year as a leader at Hedonism as far a pagents go.  8 ladies from resorts and clubs around the nation are chosen to represent and come with the in it to win it mentality.  Events are Nude Fashion show, Anything But Clothes, Wet T-shirt contest, Glow party, Foam party, Beach party and Catamarans with nude snorkel and partying.  Also is off site dinners and pub crawls.  The best part is, YOU ARE A JUDGE! by booking to Tom’s Trips, you are officially a judge at this event!

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Transcript

00:00:03:01 - 00:00:26:08
Unknown
Hey, everyone. Tom and Bunny here. And I know we're getting ready to watch our next video. And if you find this video useful or some of the videos in the past, please do us a favor by booking your travel through us at Tom's trips dot com or give us a call at one 800 2850853. And I can answer any questions and get you booked on your next lifestyle vacation.

00:00:26:08 - 00:00:50:06
Unknown
Hey, everyone. We're Tom and Bunny coming to you live from the Nashville area. Semi-private if you're watching this. Right. And we are the host of Tom and Money.com, as well as your host on a lot of our travel that is coming up. Yes. So first off, I want to say happy Valentine's Day. Well, belated Valentine's Day because this video will probably come out about a week or so after.

00:00:50:08 - 00:01:21:03
Unknown
Well, that's okay. It's too. Happy Valentine's Day, Tom. Okay. Valentine's Day dagger drive that screwdriver. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm all dressed in red. You are? How come I'm not? Well, you don't have any red. Okay, But he dresses me these every time I dress. You, you. We say we look. We look like Twinkies. We So we are getting ready to head back to Hedonism Resort in Jamaica.

00:01:21:05 - 00:01:46:10
Unknown
But this time. Okay, so last time we just did January recap. Yeah. And that video we talked about being there for 17 or 18 days. This time we're going back for 21 days. Yes. And you know what? Before we got to go and have fun and and kind of be on vacation this time, we have to work. This time we do have to work.

00:01:46:13 - 00:02:15:29
Unknown
And if you watched our Tom Brokaw's, you know what video currently we do not have an update as of right this minute during the taping of this video. All I know is the reservoir is completely empty. Yeah. So there's nothing to go from the reservoir into little guy. So it's going to be a long 21 days. We're going to be just nudists at hedonism this time.

00:02:15:29 - 00:02:43:17
Unknown
Well, I have to be a me too. Me too. So at one of the things that when we got into the lifestyle, we, you know, everyone sets their ground rules, their boundaries, and we had a laundry list of them and what we found is too many roles is too many roles. It hinders. Absolutely. It does play. Are you a Leonardo DiCaprio?

00:02:43:17 - 00:03:21:09
Unknown
Are you? I just I got to hear you had a that doesn't sound good. Leonardo DiCaprio on the Super Bowl on. They caught him doing a lot. They did. And you had to pointed out it could have just got right through notice. No, no, no. So anyway, they did the CAT scan. All we know right now is the reservoir that we talked about in the video, which I couldn't think of the name for the life of me, but Bonnie had to tell me what the name was.

00:03:21:11 - 00:03:48:26
Unknown
It was empty. So that's why the little plunger goes flat, because there's nothing to draw out of the reservoir, except nothing is a thing. Exactly. So we will do another a full update video, probably after the surgery, because it's going to go really fast. It's going to go from there, going to calls with the surgery day, and we're going to find out what they're going to do, probably the day of surgery.

00:03:48:26 - 00:04:10:23
Unknown
Well, he did actually tell you, though, that it's going to be a complete replacement. Right. But you never know what happens. I know. Yeah, lots of things can happen. He said he did contact insurance. And what he did say is, since I already have it in my body that the insurance can't refuse it, but it could take a while to approve it.

00:04:10:24 - 00:04:33:27
Unknown
Right. And they did tell us that it could take up to two weeks. Yeah, but he's going to be on the phone with them tomorrow to tell them our travel schedule because we're that important. And she's going to say, Do you know who you're talking to Exactly. he's people, right? We need this fixed. You know what? We should we should tell them to do it for free.

00:04:33:29 - 00:04:59:16
Unknown
Because in the for a sponsorship, because we talk about it all the time. You know, somebody asked me last night that I wanted a Philly account with them. And I said, you know what? No, I and my my main reasoning is, is the partners in necklaces. We do not have an affiliate. We do not get no monetary or nothing from them.

00:04:59:22 - 00:05:28:01
Unknown
We just love, love, love their jewelry, spunk, love. We they send us love to share around partners. It sends us necklaces to give away. It's not like we're selling them. And motor body God, we love motor money. They send us randomly some motor buddies for clubs and different events and stuff like that. No, we are giving away motor bunnies.

00:05:28:03 - 00:05:49:23
Unknown
So before we get for our email, but just let you know for the next four or five months that motor money is going to be getting a lot of use. Should I be jealous of motor body? Right. Are you saying you're going to cheat on me with a motor buddy? You can watch. I can watch. I can't watch.

00:05:49:25 - 00:06:16:00
Unknown
Can't touch. I can watch. But that's okay. As long as Barney's happy. I am happy. Of course. Of course. Right. Okay. You know what, though? While we're on that subject and people probably are asking, so can you not do anything? Well, I didn't want to make this video about my job. I think we should, but we already did a video about my junk.

00:06:16:00 - 00:06:37:29
Unknown
I think people want to hear more about what our upcoming plans are. All right. So, yeah, we'll talk about my junk and the good, bad, the ugly, the everything when we do the update video because we need 30 minutes to talk about something. That's what the algorithms say. All right. So we did try to do the dirty last night.

00:06:38:04 - 00:07:00:19
Unknown
We did. It was like we were in high school all over again. All right, enough with that. We'll talk about the dirty last night on a future podcast. Kind of like a clickbait. There you go. And then that way we can talk about we'll do it after the surgery schedule and talk about how we overcame certain sexual reasons.

00:07:00:20 - 00:07:27:12
Unknown
Of course. All right, fine. I want to talk about your junk. If you're listening to this, our podcast, jump over to YouTube and just search Tom and Bonnie. And if you're on YouTube, you can listen to all of our videos on podcast. You just won't be able to see us or any images. We put spots on the screen like, like this one here, like Tom's trips, right?

00:07:27:12 - 00:07:53:09
Unknown
Exactly. The end, it was almost a nip slip. So they definitely don't want it over there anyways. That would have been good. Would you say call the Enquirer? Call the Enquirer? Yes. Yes. So we are actually like those dresses, too. Yes, of course. We get a lot of compliments on these dresses. That's why Bunny wears them. That's why Bunny buys them is because if we get positive feedback, it encourages we get negative feedback.

00:07:53:09 - 00:08:11:21
Unknown
We just have to block people. And that sucks. And we don't want we don't want to block people. But you know what? I do buy a lot of my dresses on Amazon, so I should start putting them back up. You should know that's how we can make money. Go to Tom and money.com. We'll put an Amazon link up and all you got to do is click on it.

00:08:11:21 - 00:08:37:18
Unknown
You could buy anything, just click on that link and then we'll make a penny or two per sale. But if a billion people that actually buy something, we might make $1,000,000. Really, we would take that much out of. Jeff Well, if a billion people and you divide that down to one penny per transaction, I think that's like 1 million.

00:08:37:18 - 00:09:06:12
Unknown
I think a billion people. I think you're really reaching. I'm reaching. We're not that popular. I know we've got friends and family watching this. Maybe next year, maybe if you have a nip slip, maybe, just maybe. Right. I was looking through our Facebook and there's just it's just a general picture of Bunny standing. We have three bars in our dining room.

00:09:06:14 - 00:09:30:07
Unknown
Would you have seen our bar? That was the big backdrop behind us before. But we also have and if you go to our Facebook, you'll see Bunny standing in front of a bar. And then we have a whiskey keg. That's another bar that image has almost 11,000 likes on it and like a thousand comments and it doesn't show nearly what you're showing now.

00:09:30:10 - 00:09:49:07
Unknown
Well, maybe I have to do. The next one is in turtlenecks that you want her to wear. Turtlenecks say yes or no. And that yes, the turtlenecks are no. The turtlenecks in the I don't want you to look like what's her name? Haley. Nikki Haley. She wears a lot of turtlenecks. Are you? Don't want me to look like a grandma.

00:09:49:09 - 00:10:12:16
Unknown
I don't want you to look like a grandma. So if you love Nike, Nikki Haley, nothing wrong with that. It's just I think she'd get more support with a shirt like this just so she bends over a little bit. Yeah, Kind of jiggle. So. So, yeah, we're getting ready to head back to Hedonism. They got to be general manager.

00:10:12:17 - 00:10:37:13
Unknown
They do. I know. We just found out today. Today? So I was just posted. There's a Facebook group called our Favorite Jamaican Vacation Place. And it's a great group. There's like 15, 16, 17,000 members on there, but it's about hedonism. So if you want to know more about hedonism, you can jump on there. Make sure you book with Tom, strip stuff.

00:10:37:14 - 00:11:03:04
Unknown
Well, keep your loyalty where you anywhere from? Don't go anywhere else. Just call me. So we're going back with two events this time. And a vacation. And a vacation. Yes, we we, I we will definitely need that relaxing vacation after I got a hair on my eye. Now, see, I came from my nose. Your nose? A lot more.

00:11:03:06 - 00:11:33:29
Unknown
So the first group that we're going to go with is we're going to go April 28th, not April, February 22nd. Yes. And then we'll be there till March 13th. So that's a long time. It is a long time. It's a long time. So February, where is it? February 24th start starts the old fat guys with hot chicks. Now let's create a picture.

00:11:34:01 - 00:11:58:07
Unknown
This is not like the Facebook meme of all the big fat guys that are rich and wealthy billionaires with the yachts and private planes and the little skinny, tiny little boy. Yes, that's not this kind of good old fat guys. And hot chicks are like me and Bonnie. Yes, we are a great representation. We are. Absolutely. Yeah. And it's all about our ages.

00:11:58:07 - 00:12:21:05
Unknown
I mean, we have people that are as young as early thirties and some that are quite older, but the core group is right in their we're just and we love to party it. They are the best group. So one of the things and we sit and probably mention this on YouTube because our bosses could be watching it. I got to talk my head this way.

00:12:21:05 - 00:12:46:16
Unknown
I don't know why it's not at this, but we love the group because we're we're there as our company motto is we show you a good time by having a good time ourselves. So this group is one of the few groups where they're got, what, 80 plus room? So we do it's going to be a very, very big crowd.

00:12:46:20 - 00:13:09:14
Unknown
So they have a little committee, not a little committee. It's a big chat group, but they have their own committee. Their committee puts on their entertainment, their pool games. The room chromium body started a room crawl years ago and they have since taken it over and take taken what we started and made it a great thing because we don't have to be involved.

00:13:09:17 - 00:13:33:04
Unknown
I just have the method out with the rooms right all And this group is very accepting of everyone. If you are there by yourself, you are welcome into the group. If you're with another group, you're welcome to come party with us. It's it's not about drawing lines in the sand. It's just about having a great vacation and a great time.

00:13:33:07 - 00:14:01:26
Unknown
And and one of the things that that group leaders, just our group leaders, they say, is if any of the guests have issues, normally they would come to me and Buddy and then we would deal with it. But they like to be hands on. And so they tell all the guests, you have an issue, you come to them, and then if they can't fix it, they will come to us and then they expect us to fix it.

00:14:01:28 - 00:14:24:00
Unknown
And you know what? We are so good with that. And they tell their group we're there to party and have a great time with them because they truly enjoy our company as much as we enjoy theirs. I'm just saying that we'll find out next year and find out next year for invited back. So we're going to have just a great time.

00:14:24:00 - 00:14:44:19
Unknown
We're going to take we're going to drink beer and eat cheese curds, drink beer and eat cheese curds. Just the word cheese curds sound gross. You know, a lot of them are from Wisconsin. I got to tell my head this way. Again, they're they're from Wisconsin and Canada, but now they're all over the world. you know, the bad part.

00:14:44:22 - 00:15:09:17
Unknown
The bad part about that group. By the time by the time they leave, you would think that I'm from Wisconsin. Bonnie gets the accent. She visits her sister in Oklahoma within hours. She has an Oklahoma accent. She visits friends in Texas. She's talking about pizza. When there are all kinds of stuff I can adapt. She adapts to fast.

00:15:09:19 - 00:15:36:01
Unknown
Good thing that we don't go to New Jersey, right? So, yeah, they're going to they got their own entertainer coming out. The pull games will assist them in everything that they need assistance on. They will have at our site dinner with 20 people going to Ivan's. There's room here. Bonnie will go. But if not me, I'm it. We go all the time, so we'd rather as many people can take advantage of that.

00:15:36:01 - 00:16:04:03
Unknown
And they have their own host. And we we because we definitely want everybody to experience different parts of Jamaica to not just hedonism and then the pub crawl. We will definitely be on the pub crawl. We expect normally we take one bus and about 26 people and trust me, they're in there pretty tight. This group will need two busses and we'll have probably 60 plus people and they will be sitting on each other's laps.

00:16:04:03 - 00:16:25:22
Unknown
But and enjoying it and enjoying it. They're going to be hooting and hollering. They're going to be drinking. We're right now trying to set up a couple cases of beer so they can pre-game and they don't need to pre-game because the first bar we're going to, the drinks are two box seats. So it's for me. Well, I guess it is good.

00:16:25:22 - 00:16:59:26
Unknown
Ten, 15 minutes away. But we will be burying it a whole bunch of cruises now, also, too, they've already kind of got the catamaran situated, too. And we're going to have probably 90 to 100 people signing up on a catamaran that fits 80. So I did talk to the catamaran owner when I was there in January, and I told him that I've got a big group coming in and said, Hey, give me a call if you need two catamarans, one for your group and one for the rest of the reason.

00:16:59:26 - 00:17:35:20
Unknown
Yeah, you guys will definitely bring it to them. All fat guys will definitely have their own their own catamaran. boy. Yeah, we will be. We a lot of times, me and Buddy don't go on the catamaran. It's a great adventure, but we work a lot. Why? We're at Hedonism, so that's kind of our downtime. So when the catamaran goes out at 1030 in the morning and comes back at two in the afternoon, that's our we go to our room and kind of just chill out, watch TV, play on Tik Tok and think of future videos and then go sit down at the grill and watch people come back.

00:17:35:21 - 00:17:58:17
Unknown
Yeah, All stumble back, bring something back over themselves. But you know what? I'm also there to show you the time. So on the catamaran, you're going to be the one showing a good time because obviously I'm not. No, they can all try. They could try. There you go. You can try to have a contest. Just line the girls up and say, who gets it up first?

00:17:58:17 - 00:18:25:19
Unknown
When's nobody's going to win? But that's the head neck. We just don't tell them to be like the girls never came and we're good. We're okay with this because this is fixable. So it's not I mean, if it wasn't fixable, we would not be doing videos and I'd be in complete depression, sucking my thumb in my bed, cry myself to sleep every night.

00:18:25:21 - 00:18:47:01
Unknown
I totally in in. You know what That what this is you guys all know with us. We just like to have fun in life. Yeah. And so, you know what? You got to be able to roll with the punches, right? And like they say, you got to be able to roll with the punches on the punch here. And you've been punched.

00:18:47:01 - 00:19:09:28
Unknown
I've vampire's remember, I just had had surgery too. So she has to do a lot of extra stuff because like I can't opening a big luggage around with because I have no strength in the tenderness alone and even open an apple juice. I can't even open apple juice. But she could barely open it. These things are childproof. They're the they're the ones that look like the Martinelli's.

00:19:09:28 - 00:19:36:16
Unknown
They look like apples. Well, if I were to send that to kindergarten with my kid, they would never be able to get it. We have to send a pair of channel locks because we actually open on what channel locks out of my toolbox? I'll tell you. I'll tell you. But the following week is our original swimsuit contest. Okay, So we started well, our original with Tom's trips was Miss not swimsuit.

00:19:36:18 - 00:20:05:07
Unknown
And we ran a club in California for 20 years. We would send contestants and our first contestant that we sent, she won Miss No swimsuit. So that's an ego. Obviously, it wasn't their first miss. No swimsuit, but Playboy was at Hedonism, so our girl was in Playboy videos and all kinds of stuff. She got really popular back in California.

00:20:05:12 - 00:20:33:27
Unknown
It was back in the earlier days of Miss Nonsense Time. So we traveled every year for six years, going back to hedonism specific perfectly for the no swimsuit, and I was the trunk person that stumbled off the bus from the pub crawl or off the boat coming back for the catamaran. I was the drunk. We were we were the sponsors that everybody wanted to have because we were just like, We have fun.

00:20:33:28 - 00:20:57:07
Unknown
Yeah, we told our girl, You know what? There's ten other resorts and clubs here representing. They're all going to vote for their girl. So don't go for first place. Just be there. Second place and the second place could win it. So that's kind of a hidden secret, by the way, that we do our the point six system. Yeah, absolutely.

00:20:57:07 - 00:21:22:24
Unknown
Second, if you state, just vote for me. Second vote for me second. Of course you can win. Yeah, we did have several other girls that came in second and third Miss Congeniality, so we've had great representation. And then six years ago, we decided to quit the nightclub business and go to work for Tom's trips. And part of our deal was we go to Miss no swimsuit every year.

00:21:22:29 - 00:21:47:11
Unknown
Yeah, because that's when all of our friends go to. Yeah. And all the clubs and all these friends that we have made throughout all these years. And it's just it's a great reunion every year. Now, keep in mind, if you book any of the 18 group trips that Tom's trips offers, and I think it's 19 now with The Lovers, most people travel the same time every year.

00:21:47:12 - 00:22:12:18
Unknown
So if you are only able to travel in June, Cassidy Crush a lot of those people travel the same time. You will make the same relationships that we make every trip, but also like we do at no swimsuit. And each year you go back, you have a reunion with your current friends that you made previous years, and all of a sudden you are making new friends.

00:22:12:18 - 00:22:42:00
Unknown
Yeah, you're adding you're adding more and more on because like in no swimsuit, the clubs invite more and more people to come vote for their contested. So we get to meet there. It's like on the border Justin and Katie they their group is a very friendly group and I'm not singling out anyone else. We love the corral. The Corral Host Now, justin kelly, they have on the border of Oklahoma.

00:22:44:15 - 00:23:09:08
Unknown
The corral. They will be sponsoring the globe party. That's one of the biggest events on the border. Is going to sponsor the white T-shirt contest. no, no, no, I did not. Yeah, because he said because we take pictures, but we have to have a model released. So everyone has a green wristband and he says those are by far the best pictures because we don't have to delete so many pictures because we can capture a small area.

00:23:09:08 - 00:23:32:12
Unknown
Very true. Where on the Glo Party we can't tell who's who. So it's we we have to know who's signed or not. On the catamaran we delete probably about 90% of the pictures. A lot of the events, we delete a lot of the pictures because if one person did not sign our model release, unfortunately we don't even blur their faces.

00:23:32:12 - 00:23:56:13
Unknown
We tried to, but we decided we didn't want to do that right Then we've got Club Sapphire out of Seattle, Washington. They've had multiple winners, like back. Yeah, years. Yeah. We could never get past him when we were with free two acres. No, no, Becky. She was a past winner. She'll be there, Kim. So be there from the corral.

00:23:56:13 - 00:24:25:16
Unknown
She was last that. No, Dee from Sapphire was last year's winner. So Sapphire, we'll have two winners there this year, and Sapphire will have two. D will be there. Janice will be back. Okay, so we're going to have probably a good five or six reigning or past Miss No swimsuits. She was going to say Miss F I was because our club was right there, almost right there at the end of the bus.

00:24:25:16 - 00:24:50:16
Unknown
Again, six and a half years later, I'm still saying free makers, but no, you got MTV, we've got trapeze. Well, we got the new one, Paradise Last Resort. And their girl is going to she's going to do good because she flew into Paradise Lakes just to compete and she won it. Hey, can I see a funny story about MSP?

00:24:50:18 - 00:25:10:09
Unknown
Sure. If as long as they don't hate us for it, he. No, he won't. And I was just going to say his name. Jesse, Jesse and Jody. They're awesome. He's so laid back and he has is when just when he when I go to take their picture he has a certain pose where he's kissing her. Yeah. The cheek.

00:25:10:11 - 00:25:31:04
Unknown
And he has to do that pose every time I time. So when I do take the picture and he forgets, I remind him of his pose. So signature pose. I didn't know that. He didn't know how to swim. No, that's right. And Glow party is my night to let loose and cut up and have a good time. So it was probably what got abandoned.

00:25:31:05 - 00:25:51:22
Unknown
1130, 12:00 at night. It was hot. And I was like, Hey, let's in. It's on the pool deck and skinny. I'm like, Hey, Jesse, let's go skinny dipping. And guess what? I said, Yeah, yeah, we're all going to jump down and, you know, strip down, go swimming. And he goes, Okay, okay. And I'm like, It's okay. There's going to be other people.

00:25:51:25 - 00:26:19:07
Unknown
So she thought he was just being shy. So we both stepped down, jumped in the water. His wife didn't strip down, she just went there clothes, and then somebody else jumped in and in. She's like, He doesn't know how to swim. Hey, I feel I can laugh about it now, but I felt horrible at the time, right? So we had a few people jump in to save him.

00:26:19:09 - 00:26:43:00
Unknown
But you know what? He was having a good time. Of course. You know, I've always got to be in there to kind of stir it up a little bit. You know, our boss will keep his name off. He's usually the first to jump in the pool during the what's the nude fashion show. Yeah. So he'll usually jump in the pool right after the.

00:26:43:02 - 00:27:10:04
Unknown
He did jump in the pool that night too. And his wife kind of got upset. She goes, I thought I said, you know, swimming tonight. And he's like, well, Bunny started it and then we had to save Jesse. So Mr. Swimsuit has some great events, so let's just go through that. We have eight we have eight contestants this year, eight contestants representing We have trapeze from Atlanta, Georgia.

00:27:10:04 - 00:27:39:24
Unknown
Yes. They also have a trapeze in Fort Lauderdale. We have nobody. No, we have not. In Orlando. Stacy is representing Naughty Islands. We have on the border. Yep, We have the corral. Yep, we have Paradise Lake Resort. Yes, we have Club Sapphire Club Sapphire. We've got Marcia and Venus. Marcia, Venus. my goodness. You for getting look on your phone.

00:27:39:27 - 00:28:06:18
Unknown
Hold on. We get some new ones every year and we're just shooting from the hip. We didn't have a document printed in front of us, so forgive us. Forgive us, because it's probably going to be somebody that I always remember. And it's right there. Contestants Corral. Duh. We've been around the whole time. Vibe five Okay, so five wasn't there last year?

00:28:06:18 - 00:28:33:01
Unknown
No, they've been there several years before and they weren't there last year and they are coming this year. So yes, Vibe. Vibe is a club out of Nashville and it's a hotel takeover. They literally sell out of two hotels within minutes. It's like 16 ticket master. Yeah, well, and we're not talking 10 minutes, we're talking under five, right?

00:28:33:01 - 00:28:58:11
Unknown
So even if we did promotional videos for them, it doesn't guarantee we would even get a room. No, no. But so that's, you know, it's just. Well, some of the events. Yeah. Okay. I was going to say, it's just that, you know, all the girls we do, we're going to have the new fashion show and we will take over the main pool deck.

00:28:58:15 - 00:29:18:20
Unknown
Right. And we do a pool party up there during the afternoon and we do the nude fashion show, the girls, and what do they do? So they are nude. They might wear a necklace. Can't, Heidi, Some of them, we're like little types of body or shoes. Yeah, we tell them to wear shoes because that kind of makes it sexy.

00:29:18:23 - 00:29:43:18
Unknown
Yeah. In anything. I mean, on the border. Kelly when she ran, she did. That's our buzzer to say shut up is 30 minutes D she what she did really cute. She had like headphones on and she had a fanny pack and she just danced around like, like the eighties. Yeah, Yeah. And then we have certain type things like that.

00:29:43:22 - 00:30:13:22
Unknown
We have another event called Anything But Clothes. And that's where the contestants like I, I, i, it was cute. I we were at Paradise Lakes and I was explaining anything about clothes and I was explaining something that happened years, years ago. And I said, this girl came out with sponges and rags and air fresheners and all kinds of stuff taped to her body.

00:30:13:25 - 00:30:35:14
Unknown
And she came out to the song at the car wash. Yeah. And I was explaining cause that that's my best way of explaining anything but clothes. And the girl that did that was in competing because that was me. That was me. And I'm like, my God, you're from Canada, You know, now she's from Florida. Yeah, but she was from Canada.

00:30:35:16 - 00:31:06:27
Unknown
So yeah, they'll, they'll do put together their outfit with and anything but clothes and then they try to dance to a song that kind of matches it. Right. So we have the globe Party and like I said, the crowd will be the sponsoring the Glo Party. They bring out tables full of glow stuff. This isn't cheap, people. You know, we had in the past, people were sponsoring the Glow party.

00:31:07:03 - 00:31:32:26
Unknown
They were so hardcore. They would take almost like a go fund me at their club. They would spend $5,000 on just glow cups, glow glasses, glow bracelets, glow everything and just give it all out within 30, 40 minutes. And now the crowd has stepped up to do it. And I don't even want to know what their budget is.

00:31:32:26 - 00:32:02:04
Unknown
No. And then we do. We will have one or two that will sponsor the catamarans because we actually will take two catamarans out. Yes. And two, two usually. Well, for representatives will be on one catamaran and four representatives will be on the other. They will be packed. Right now, I don't even know if me and Bonnie are going to be on the catamaran scope, but we do know our entertainers will be on each catamaran.

00:32:02:04 - 00:32:24:28
Unknown
Yeah. So we'll have one one entertainer on each catamaran that will keep that party going right now. You got me rubbing my nose. Yeah. See? See what happens. And then they have. Of course, you got to do a lot. I just got to do a wet T-shirt contest doing the wet T-shirt that's on the border. And then. Well, you obviously know what a way T-shirt contest is, right?

00:32:25:00 - 00:32:50:17
Unknown
And then during Thursday night, when they have the talent show, each one of the contestants has to do with some type of a talent on the tent. I videotaped those. So I do videotape it. So I record those. And but I only record our contestants and they're the only ones on stage. And if they bring anyone up on stage, they have to have a band on.

00:32:50:20 - 00:33:16:04
Unknown
There also is an it's the video music Down by The Prude. Paul yeah, yeah. We do that on Wednesday night. Yeah. And that's going to be sponsored by Paradise Lakes Resort because that is a great way, because it's at a bar, at a pool on the beach. So it's really good. And we start setting, we do video and we do video music.

00:33:16:05 - 00:33:35:18
Unknown
Video music down there. Yeah. And then on Friday, while everybody is voting for their well, one, one will sponsor a pool party at the nude pool. Yeah. So that I don't know what club, we don't know what all the sponsors are doing yet except for a couple because it got slipped out. So they're getting slipped out right here.

00:33:35:21 - 00:34:00:11
Unknown
But at the nude pool, they will sponsor the games and they'll dictate the music and they'll do that. Yeah. Don't give away all their swag from their club. Ah, and that's the great thing is because they're trying to win your votes. Yes, you are. So if you book with times trips, you are one of the judges and you pick three contestants.

00:34:00:13 - 00:34:22:04
Unknown
So the last day, Friday is when the voting begins. The voting begins. And while the voting is going on, all of the husbands or the boyfriends, they have to compete in what we call our man in motion. Right? Basically, it started off where the men had to get up there and dance and see what the girls are going through.

00:34:22:07 - 00:34:47:29
Unknown
And it's kind of evolved into a drag show. Yeah, Yeah, it has. It's a it's a fun thing, though. They're having a lot of them get shy and they're having a blast. But, you know, it's funny and it brings them out of their show. It does. A lot of them will wear their wives or their girlfriends. I think looking at your who has one of their costumes that they've worn throughout.

00:34:48:01 - 00:35:09:19
Unknown
Yes. Throughout the week. So it's it makes it really fun. And I was a man in motion one time because a contestant was there by herself and didn't have anyone. So I stepped up to the game. We heard our bosses say, Tom will do it, and we're way away. And I heard it and I'm deaf. And so he said it loud, So they must have seen us.

00:35:09:19 - 00:35:29:14
Unknown
So they've seen this coming up. Yeah. So we walk over and they're like, We need you to step up. We need you to do them. An emotion. I didn't even know what it was. Okay, okay. Do. And then but. And then we got Jim to do it with you too. yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think it's a rite of passage.

00:35:29:15 - 00:35:48:12
Unknown
It is. This time we'll have to get Jerry to do it. I think so. I definitely think Jerry needs to do it because we know Jeremy did it. Yeah. Yeah, he did the whole stripper moves and everything. But Jerry I think Jerry needs to do it because he has the dance moves. He does so well. What? We'll talk about Jerry and the kids.

00:35:48:12 - 00:36:16:15
Unknown
I think there there's one contestant that does have somebody willing to do it. We'll see. So we'll throw his name under the bus. So while the man in motion is happening, all the voting is taking place. And then when we go in and we count all the votes, one, two and three, and each one gets so many points, I think one gets five points to get three points and third place gets one point or something like that.

00:36:16:17 - 00:36:50:29
Unknown
And that's how someone who gets more second place can win overall. So we count them and then we have a Jamaican from the resort account for all of our votes to verify that indeed they are accurate and true. So that's our accounting system. Yes. But now, just so you know, if you watch this far, 2024 sold out and so Spencer laid out four for a while.

00:36:51:01 - 00:37:31:14
Unknown
So I have put up and you can see a lot of the pictures are older. I got to update the site but go to no swimsuit dot com and I have pictures and there's ways that links the book there are you can go to Tom strips dot com and you can click on no swimsuit under group trips but also old fat guys yes but either one there are two amazing weeks and a lot of people will book old fat guys and three or four days into no swimsuit and there's people that all book all of no swimsuit and back day a couple days in old fat guys because old fat guys and hot chicks is

00:37:31:14 - 00:38:00:20
Unknown
such a great group that they want that crossover when the old fat guys, they like to book somewhat in, too, because Then they get to vote before they leave. So you don't have to just vote on Friday. If you're there for part of the week and you're leaving early, you still get early voting. Yes. All you got to do is let one of us know that you're leaving on a certain day and we'll we'll get you a ballot and we'll tuck it away and we'll add it to the rest of the ballots on Friday.

00:38:00:22 - 00:38:33:08
Unknown
Yep. And then after that, we're we're going to What's the Grand Lido? Grand Lido, which is directly across the street. And this hotel is a very upscale five star resort. So we got several rooms and we got a swim up room. It has a butler who, if you want to go somewhere, you call a golf cart to pick you up.

00:38:33:13 - 00:38:52:23
Unknown
Apparently other people that know about the golf cart, but we heard about it. So we will definitely use that. And they have all kinds of restaurants and everything. Toms Trumps does not book Grand Lido. We're just going there for a company meeting, I think. Yeah, that's that's that's what I'm going to call it. We have to discuss. Yeah.

00:38:52:23 - 00:39:15:17
Unknown
What happened this year. Right. I can do next year. What we could do better next year. Yes. So, but Grand Lido has like five different areas and we're in the adult only clothing optional area. So we can pretty much do whatever we want because we got all the rooms in that area. But it's just a vacation for us, right?

00:39:15:20 - 00:39:40:27
Unknown
I mean, we're there not to work where I'm not there to take pictures and anything just to have a good time. Exactly how much time when we have. We are way past Bay. We are 39 minutes. my God. Sorry. So that is what we have coming up. Sorry we talked so long. Sorry about Barney's dress. It. It should be a turtleneck.

00:39:40:29 - 00:40:05:03
Unknown
Remember? In the comments, right? Yes, Turtleneck. Ah, no to turtleneck. And whatever you guys vote on is what she's wearing. Yeah, well, not in the next few videos, because we're going to do another couple of videos before we leave. It'll be after we come back. So, you know, I was just looking at pictures of Britney Mahomes and all of them.

00:40:05:05 - 00:40:26:13
Unknown
They can wear these dresses, but when I wear them, people are like, you shouldn't be wearing too old for that. Yeah. No. Yeah, I don't think so. I like it. I think they're 38. You're 39 years later? Yes. I still stare all right, well, we're going to wrap this one up. Yeah, we're going to do some just attempt videos.

00:40:26:13 - 00:40:52:20
Unknown
Yeah, We're going to talk about how you can know we're not. They're going to watch it. They're going to watch it. All right. So look for the big green screens with the flying. Kind of just a tip. Travel advice. Yes. So until next time, we'll see you there. No, you need to book. You need to buck go to Tom's Trip.com or one 800 2850853 and you can talk to me.

00:40:52:24 - 00:41:19:15
Unknown
Yes. Funny actually answers the phone now if it goes to voicemail, our boss gets those and she usually kicks them back to Bonnie. Ah. If you leave a message saying, Hey, I wanted to work with Bonnie, she will definitely kick that one back because Bonnie only makes a commission. Exactly. So follow us on Twitter, Instagram. just look at just search Tom and Bonnie, just as it's sitting there on the screen.

00:41:19:17 - 00:41:24:28
Unknown
We keep it easy. Keep it easy. All right. All right. So now we can buy by time.

Lifestyle Month at Hedonism Recap with Tom and Bunny

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We just returned from Hedonism Resort in Jamaica for our Tom’s Trips Sunny Buns and Bi Week full resort takeover and we discuss Sunny Buns and Bi Week and tell you all the fun that was had by all.  If you would like to book Sunny Buns 2024, please CLICK HERE!  if you would like to book Bi Week 2024, CLICK HERE for booking this group take over.

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