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Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks and the Ms No Swimsuit contest at Hedonism in Jamaica with Tom and Bunny

Today we discuss part 1 of our recent group trips Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks and Ms No Swimsuit contest with Toms Trips at Hedonism Resort in Jamaica.

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00:00:03:04 – 00:00:26:11
Tom and Bunny
Hey, everyone. Tom and Bunny here. And I know we’re getting ready to watch our next video. And if you find this video useful or some of the videos in the past, please do us a favor by booking your travel through us at Tom’s trips dot com or give us a call at one 800 2850853. And I can answer any questions and get you booked on your next lifestyle vacation.

00:00:26:11 – 00:01:06:11
Tom and Bunny
However, while we’re Tom, everybody from Tom and money.com and we recently just got back from Hayden as to end to make with Tom’s trips. You’re a leader in adult lifestyle travel. And we spent three weeks in Jamaica, 21 days, 1t1 day. And boy, let me tell you, it was it was long. It was a ball buster. It was so far we’ve never I mean, we’ve traveled around the United States for like a couple of months, but never out of the country for such a long, long period.

00:01:06:13 – 00:01:31:01
Tom and Bunny
I missed my baby. Yeah. Mama, Mama bear only list. We really missed our baby. But you know what? I was the perfect wife while I was there. You are. I was. How are you? Dare I ask, how are you the perfect wife? Because I brought you a picture of Bam. Say, Dad, bring a picture up. Bam! So I could put it by the nightstand.

00:01:31:03 – 00:02:02:01
Tom and Bunny
I’ll post the picture. See, I’m special. You are? Who brings a picture of their dog? And it’s not even that. Well, we weren’t on vacation. We were working. We did get four days of a vacation. We did this. Absolutely amazing. So let’s start. Start. You wanted to start with something. So let’s if you’re listening to this on a podcast, this is kind of a visual thing.

00:02:02:01 – 00:02:39:21
Tom and Bunny
So you might want to jump over to our YouTube channel, Tom and Bonnie. And so we motor Buddy reached out to us. Yes. And they said we got a new roller bag. You might be interested. I’m trying to figure out what way my head tilts. And we already have the heart case. That’s right. Be right behind me back there, you can see this whole block thing and they thought this would be a little more to our needs because it has a lot of compartments and it’s a soft sided and goes fits right in the car.

00:02:39:21 – 00:03:10:08
Tom and Bunny
Perfect. Yes. And so they asked if we needed any more attachments because we keep a motor. Buddy Hayden is in to make, but we also have two motor buddies here. So I’m like, I think we’re good. But let me just take a look just in case they came out with something new that we didn’t have. So I jump on their website and I noticed that they had a doc and vacuum attachment.

00:03:10:11 – 00:03:35:10
Tom and Bunny
I don’t know how long it’s been there or how how long they had it for the original motor buddy. Now we have that attachment on the buck, but we never had it on the original motor buddy. So Bonnie has a bunch of doc charts and marital aids. So we had boom. Yes, she has. From Skinny, too thick, too long.

00:03:35:10 – 00:04:21:13
Tom and Bunny
The short to different types of textures to double. Yeah. And she has a hand thing, so I’ve got quite the array. Yeah. So when we saw that, we we reached out and said we could definitely use that attachment and we’ll take one to him ism in Jamaica. So that way if someone hasn’t tried the motor buddy, they can bring their own preferred Doc Johnson attachment to try out on an actual real motor buddy And it makes it, it makes it because that way the girl is more comfortable when she tries something knowing that she is already comfortable with it.

00:04:21:18 – 00:04:57:03
Tom and Bunny
So it’s a good multiple use to to try it. Right. And like, like Bonnie, like I said, she has an array of attachments and depending on the time is depending on what attachment. So I have an extra special one now you do. So we thought, we’re going to get this vacuum attachment. Let’s go on Amazon and let’s let’s order a Doc Johnson Yeah, let’s order a new one, sort of a new one.

00:04:57:05 – 00:05:25:29
Tom and Bunny
Something that is different that I’ve never tried before. We went to the marital aid store and my God, there are about three or four times more money than on Amazon. So we didn’t buy one that we were holding in our hand. We can figure it out. Look at the size, the girth. So when we’re looking at it there, we’re looking at one that was kind of it.

00:05:26:02 – 00:05:55:11
Tom and Bunny
It didn’t look like a human. No, no. It looked a little bit different. So I thought, you know what? This one looks really interesting. I’ve never tried anything like this before. It has like three different big bulky ridges. And so they had a small one and a large one. Now, us not thinking the large the large ones said ten inches thick that weren’t thick.

00:05:55:11 – 00:06:30:20
Tom and Bunny
And you don’t have to put it all the way, you know. And I said two and a half inches around. So I’m like okay, we’re thinking two and a half inches is like, you know, do I like, you know, I’m doing girl math? Yeah, I’m doing guy math. And so the other one was quite a bit smaller like and since 7/8 is and so I think it’s worth thinking is like the small one because she has said once and girth here once so Tom’s like you you could handle the other one, you know.

00:06:30:23 – 00:06:58:11
Tom and Bunny
So yeah, go big or go home. Yeah. We don’t know. Size Queen was a real size when we’re at the marital aid store that had size queen ones that were like this big around, like the fence posts and like this this long so this big around that long. No way. We thought because we thought doc chances were more human anatomy.

00:06:58:11 – 00:07:28:09
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, more. Yeah because they have it was all more corn stars. Yeah. Corn stuff. Yes. So you could use there anatomy. Exactly. So if you watch them on the movies, you can actually use their aid. So I really, you know, and going back or going back, I really wish that Amazon would put on there that it might appear bigger smaller.

00:07:28:11 – 00:07:52:21
Tom and Bunny
Harris Might appear smaller than yeah, it appears smaller than actual size. So this is what we haven’t even opened it and woven when figuring out some type of pull game to use with that. But I was thinking ring toss or it’s it’s pretty but I think that would weigh down our luggage going to Hedo so well it’s definitely going to Hedo because it’s not staying here Why not.

00:07:52:21 – 00:08:18:13
Tom and Bunny
We’ll just put it up on the TV stand. All right. So this is what I ordered. Lucky put your fist up there, player first. Up next to it, put your fist up. No, no, no. Like next to it. That’s her fist. That’s crazy. Well, I mean, I’m not saying it’s crazy because some people. Yeah. Would be able to have no problem.

00:08:18:17 – 00:08:47:12
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, but no, not funny. This is not going in my in my marital aids box. So all the comments that we get all looking for some BBC. No, we aren’t. We’re not opposed. We’re, we’re equal opportunist. So wait, you know, if, if a guy is that big, it’s definitely, you know, unsubscribe from our channel. Don’t comment. Don’t follow us because it’s never going to happen.

00:08:47:15 – 00:09:12:21
Tom and Bunny
So so basically what I just bought was a $50 ring toss scheme. We haven’t even taken it. I wonder if we can get reimbursed for that for a ring toss game. I doubt that we’ll get a huge no. So so yesterday it comes in the mail comes through Amazon and Tom’s like, well, what’s this other box? Then I’m like, Well, that’s the Doug Johnson that I ordered.

00:09:12:25 – 00:09:42:23
Tom and Bunny
This box is huge and it weighed £5. It’s like in this big box. And I’m like, Well, maybe there’s multiples. I don’t remember what I ordered. Don’t Amazon trunk? yeah. Don’t drink an Amazon. No, you might not be able to read your measurements properly. We’re going to have to get a circumference check. So when it says instant 7/8 our it’s are five inches.

00:09:42:23 – 00:10:08:26
Tom and Bunny
We know how big it is. So basically I spent $50 on it. It gave us a good laugh at that. We were laughing because I want to talk about this on our video. On our next video. First thing I said, either that or we could autograph it and send it to somebody for a mere $500. Right. It’s our our will probably.

00:10:08:28 – 00:10:36:27
Tom and Bunny
We’re still waiting on insurance. On my issue. If you watched my broken Yes video what we’ve I have to do a go fund me so maybe we’ll option an office give it to the person that donates them most at one time. There you go. They’ll be where are we can do it to where? No matter what the donations are, we just in our name for every donation.

00:10:37:00 – 00:11:01:16
Tom and Bunny
But it has to be over some amount. It can’t be a box. A big cost like 25 bucks. That’s all right. That’s all right. So look out. Possibly for a go fund me. We don’t really know. We don’t want to do it, but surgery, if we if we have to pay for. It’s about $20,000. Yes. So what? We’re still waiting to do an update video on that.

00:11:01:17 – 00:11:24:14
Tom and Bunny
Yes. As soon as we know that’ll be coming out. Yes. All right. So you know what? The past three weeks, like I said, they absolutely want a lot faster than I anticipated. Then it actually went. But we had two great groups. We did. And we literally we got there on Thursday. Normally when we get there on Thursday, we’re the first of our group.

00:11:24:16 – 00:11:51:08
Tom and Bunny
We were not this time. No, there was like already 15, 20 people there waiting. Yes, but they all went to bed. Yeah, I think it was a travel day. Everybody was already in bed. I think. Gosh, So let’s start there. Don’t ever travel when somebody is getting ready to do an election in Jamaica. Now let’s first start off the travel advisory.

00:11:51:10 – 00:12:28:02
Tom and Bunny
They had Jamaica at a level four travel advisory. Now we’re not advising anything, but we did not feel uncomfortable there. We went to dinner at Rex Cafe and Ivan’s restaurant three times. We went on multiple pub crawls during our time and talking to the multiple drivers we had and the staff at the resort, they they all said that in a is they’re not seeing anything.

00:12:28:07 – 00:12:54:24
Tom and Bunny
So when they’re doing that Jamaican alert, they’re covering the whole they’re putting a blanket over the whole country. So basically it’s going to be if you’re looking for trouble, you can find trouble. Yeah, but yeah, we never felt unsafe at all. No, but like I say, we’re not advising anything. Whatever makes you comfortable here, just use your judgment.

00:12:54:26 – 00:13:24:22
Tom and Bunny
We go back here in the next few weeks. Yeah. April 22, 27, for our Hito Hotshots, and then we go back again in June. So we’re still going back? Yeah. Now, with that said, there was an election going on. Yes. And we did not know that the president of Jamaica was in Lucy, which is the halfway point between Montego Bay and Negro.

00:13:24:24 – 00:13:49:15
Tom and Bunny
And we got stuck in. God. Hope. Hope. Well, Hopewell Well, we were stuck about four or five miles before. Hopewell Yeah. Hopewell It’s going to be the first bigger town or parish between Montego Bay right after actually, right after you leave Montego Bay, that’s going to be the first biggest parish. Well, it what we were stuck there for like two and a half hours in traffic.

00:13:49:15 – 00:14:20:23
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Now, this is a two Lane Island road. The ocean’s literally literally two lanes because there is nowhere to pass. I’ll look for the picture and I’ll post here. Our two lane road became a five lane road because every idiot in the world was trying to pass, which now they have to merge back in and our driver was a safe driver and I would have asked him to do anything.

00:14:20:26 – 00:15:02:26
Tom and Bunny
No illegal. They literally had everything even off to the road during in the dirt on both sides were completely packed. People were trying to pass into oncoming traffic. Ambulances and in police cars couldn’t even get through. We got passed by a cow and we did it. How do you get past it? Looks out the window and goes, There’s a cow trot and passed us because in Jamaica, you know, sometimes they get off their leash because if they’re not in a fence, they’ve got a leash in, they’re chained to the ground so they can pick that area around them.

00:15:03:04 – 00:15:27:16
Tom and Bunny
Sometimes they get off and they run down the road. Yep. And that’s what happened. We got passed by a cow. Now we’re still not seeing anything. We’re thinking there’s an accident because typically when they’re you’re in that kind of traffic and there’s an accident, you’re stopped because it is a two lane road. And even our driver, Michael, says, there’s an intersection about a mile or so up.

00:15:27:16 – 00:15:47:23
Tom and Bunny
That’s probably where the accident is. That’s typically someone’s pulling out or in or motorcycle accidents. And it’s not like you have waves or Google Maps. I had ways. Yeah, but you couldn’t see. No, it didn’t have all the alerts we have and then the states. So all I could tell us how far we were from heading. So it took us two and a half hours.

00:15:47:23 – 00:16:28:18
Tom and Bunny
We finally get through Hopewell and they yeah, we seen a lot of people on the streets, but nothing that was more than usual right? So we get once we get through Hopewell, we start going. We’re like, Yes, finally we’re rolling and we’re passing. And then we stopped again. It’s just before Lucy Just before Lucy. Well, as you go around the island, you don’t really not normally notice it when you’re just driving, but when you’re in dead, stop, You could actually see were curved around and went through Lucy and our driver says to us, Hey, if you don’t mind, I know this way we can go through the neighborhoods and we can avoid a lot of

00:16:28:18 – 00:16:56:16
Tom and Bunny
this traffic. So we did. Yeah. That’s when it got. We thought, Well, we did. That’s when we didn’t feel comfortable because all of a sudden we’re seeing a ton of people in this neighborhood. We never see people. We see a few people hanging out on their porches or barbecuing and stuff like that. But we never see a ton of people walking the street.

00:16:56:22 – 00:17:25:08
Tom and Bunny
And one of the things, too, you got to understand in in Lucy there, their regular residential streets would be like what our alleys look like. Yes. So they’re very narrow. And pretty much she can only get one car through there in each direction. Right. And they’re talking to the Michael or driver. That’s what we found out about because everyone was wearing green.

00:17:25:13 – 00:17:57:29
Tom and Bunny
Yes. And we started noticing more and more green the more we approached the actual center of Lucy. And then we see thousands of people now in America. That type of environment could turn ugly really fast. So that’s where we felt our uneasiness. But Michael assured us that when he didn’t even know the president of Jamaica was in Lucy, he just said, They’re having an election and they’re celebrating.

00:17:58:03 – 00:18:24:18
Tom and Bunny
They weren’t protesting. They were violent, they were happy, they were smiling, they were dead. The election had even taken place yet. Right. This was on Thursday. The election was going to happen on Monday. Yeah. So that made us feel a little more comfortable. And we got to then we made it through there just fine. I mean, after we went through there, then we realized we were totally safe and we got to Hedonism.

00:18:24:18 – 00:19:01:25
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, but what normally takes an hour and a half drive to Montego Bay to Negril took us 5 hours, but we stopped at KFC. We did. We did. For the first time in 14 years. If you guys want some good KFC here, you if you’re staying in Montego Bay. Yeah, don’t stop because we stopped and we didn’t realize that from the time we got parked and walked in from the time we made our order, which was just a little box meals to the time we got the three little box meals was 45 minutes.

00:19:01:25 – 00:19:27:04
Tom and Bunny
Yes, it is the most profitable and most busiest KFC in the world. And also to I think that that was our downfall because we had another guest that was there in the airport with us and they had a private transfer to well, they went straight ahead and it only took them two and a half hours. Yeah. So that stop to get the chicken put us behind everything.

00:19:27:05 – 00:19:43:08
Tom and Bunny
Right. But at least we had a meal and we didn’t go in hungry but we didn’t have a bathroom so it’s no way to pull over. I was willing to pee in the bushes because all the other guys were doing that. I was Jamaican. I was willing to to help. And I was thinking I was like, Bonnie won’t care.

00:19:43:08 – 00:20:09:14
Tom and Bunny
She’ll drop her pants and pee. So we, I, we held it. I mean, Bunny are good for 2 hours and we held it for five. Well, the minute the minute I seen everything backing up, I had only probably taken like three drinks out of my soda. I’m like, no, no more. Never, never make it drink. Never. No. And Michael had had his beer and water and thank God we didn’t drink beer.

00:20:09:14 – 00:20:37:24
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, Yeah, I’m. I mean, I’m not a big fan of beer. If he had Red Stripe white, maybe, but Red Stripe, not my. It’s more like Budweiser. Yeah. And also to if you guys know this, if you go to Club Mo Bay, if you get club Mo so you know it’s going to bypass you through immigration it gives you a little lounge while you wait for you that your driver, your van, you can get rum punch to go.

00:20:37:24 – 00:20:59:23
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Thank God I did not do that. Right. Thank God I didn’t even do that. We didn’t even use the lounge. We just walked right out and gotten this car. So we get to Hedonism and they have a new general manager. So we got to meet them. Yes. Very, very nice guy. he seems like he’s going to be a a he’s going.

00:20:59:26 – 00:21:29:17
Tom and Bunny
It is. What we see, because we only saw him for two weeks. Yeah, he’ll. He’ll do good. Yes. We don’t know. The politics are how things handle from the management to the general manager. I can them right so but Bonnie made a comment that the glasses looked a little dingy and it it was water spots. It looked like the dishwashers needed to be clean.

00:21:29:17 – 00:21:49:21
Tom and Bunny
The filters. And lo and behold, the next night, all the glasses were crystal clear. It’s just, you know, it’s little things like that when you run in. Maybe they ran out of the stuff that you put in it and it didn’t stop the stuff you get in the car wash spot free rock free rent. So I don’t know.

00:21:49:21 – 00:22:17:14
Tom and Bunny
But anyway, it was nice to meet him. So very nice, very personable. Right? I love talking to him. He’s from the UK. Yeah. So we did ask though, because one of the things that we always do is, you know, hedonism has a no tipping policy. People will get fired. They will think tips get fired. So believe it or not, it’s just like any other job.

00:22:17:14 – 00:22:48:03
Tom and Bunny
People will tell management if someone gets a tip and they see it. So it’s not like they’re going to. It’s like in America, like any other job, somebody doesn’t like it because they’re not supposed to do it. That’s how they’re going to get found out. Right? So we bring Snickers bars. We brought 140 Snickers bars and then, yeah, every couple of days I’ll walk around first.

00:22:48:03 – 00:23:06:11
Tom and Bunny
I get the bartenders. Yeah, I just want to take care of the bartenders. I take care of the waitstaff. The waitstaff and the late midnight cooks. Yes. I always went out because they never get nothing. So I went over there and they were pretty excited. Yep. As we go by groundskeepers, we hand them to everybody in the front office.

00:23:06:11 – 00:23:34:06
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So we took care of everybody we could. And when you bring Snickers, they come out. Everybody’s like, I want one, I want one. And the biggest one is one of our waitstaff that we’ve known there for years. He’s like, could I have two for my grandchildren? Absolutely. Absolutely. One more. But we actually asked David, we’re like, hey, you know, they say that it tasted different.

00:23:34:12 – 00:23:58:07
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, because he’s from England. He goes, I can attest to that. Yeah. He said it was sweeter. Yeah. So yeah. So if you have any ideas, you know, they definitely tip in stickers. Yeah. And I watched Tick Tock on this English girl who tries American Foods and they have Kit Kats in England, and she tried an American Kit Kat and didn’t like it because it was too sweet.

00:23:58:08 – 00:24:30:21
Tom and Bunny
Too sweet. I remember because we do have that one bartender and he says, I don’t like sweet. Yeah. He goes, No, they’re too sweet. Too sweet. So that’s where we come in. We’re just too sweet. We are too early next year. Next time, I think we have to bring more room. So we we did get a a room and that used to be an ocean view nude room and they had to change its a guard of view regular because when you open the window all you see is a roof.

00:24:30:26 – 00:24:52:15
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, it’s right behind the dive shack. And between the flame and the dive sack, it’s actually a really good location. It has a balcony that you could sit out on that we sat on every single night. Yeah. And we got to say hi to people. Walk into the nude porn back. Now, I did find out that the particular room that we were in was horrible for cell reception.

00:24:52:18 – 00:25:15:23
Tom and Bunny
Yes. Now, for you people, if you’re trying to call Times trips, which is the number like right here, right there. But funny, that answer is because we found out about the horrible cell reception about a week into our staff. Yeah. And it literally we’re just wondering why the phone wasn’t bringing in one of our other host couples was right below us.

00:25:15:23 – 00:25:41:03
Tom and Bunny
The the room directly below us and they didn’t have any issues. It was just that particular area. When I went around, everything dropped right soft. So I told them I can’t have that room anymore. So our first week was all fat guys with hot chicks. my God, we absolutely love that group. We do. I haven’t. You know, we haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time.

00:25:41:03 – 00:26:09:18
Tom and Bunny
And it was such a good, refreshing time to go after the holidays and after the back to back with Jan. It was just great to let loose and have fun with them. Well, one of the things is it’s such they started off with, what, four or five couples years ago and now like 77 rooms. Yeah, they are so big now as a host couple, we do the pool games.

00:26:09:21 – 00:26:31:20
Tom and Bunny
We we usually bring a deejay or an entertainer, but if not, we then we got to coordinate with the Jamaican deejay. We we do the cocktail parties and we do the meet and greets. We do the offsite dinners and the pub crawls. This year, Well, last year, too. But this year was even better. They got their own entertainment committee.

00:26:31:27 – 00:27:05:07
Tom and Bunny
They’re on their own Facebook chat. And one of the couples, Paula, she’s kind of in charge of it, I think. And she coordinated the room crawl. Yeah, they they coordinated all the pool games. Me and Bunny are I mean, we did the offsite site dinner and we set up the pub crawl, but and Pat on Bunny’s back. She got those old fat guys a cooler, cooler full of beer and an extra case of beer for the winter.

00:27:05:09 – 00:27:33:13
Tom and Bunny
Before we started the pub crawl. We did. We went through over two cases. Beer? Yup. And that was just a staff plus bar at the bar and we bought all the bars. So it was it’s just very nice that we’re more of a support asset between the group and the resort. It was so nice to just sit in the pool and watch other people put on the game.

00:27:33:15 – 00:28:00:02
Tom and Bunny
We do want to say a big, huge thank you to the old fat guys with hot chicks for making us so welcome, but also allowing us to enjoy our time and not feel like we have had to be responsible for each and every single event. It was really fun. And then they have one of one of the guests works for or does Pure Romance Party.

00:28:00:03 – 00:28:24:06
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So maybe you sort of called her on that. Doc Johnson, back to you laughing because obviously we don’t know measurements. They donated all of the marital aids to give away as prizes. Yeah. So it was really, really nice. That was really cool. And up the prize value. Yes. And it just goes to show how many amazing people travel.

00:28:24:08 – 00:29:01:10
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So if you’re interested in old fat guys with hot chicks, I’ll tell you what, it’s explain. It’s not old fact, guys. Maybe one. But the the women are everything from what I twenties to. Well, yeah 56 days. So yeah. but me and Bonnie fit in well with our highway age, all that stuff, don’t you agree? Yeah.

00:29:01:17 – 00:29:24:19
Tom and Bunny
So when we went on the pub crawl, most all of us wore are old fat guys with hot chick. I’ll put that picture. Yeah. So and then we got to remember because a lot of times I said, I’ll put a picture in, you forget. So as we’re coming back in to hedonism, this young girl looks at me and she goes, Is that your old fat guy?

00:29:24:19 – 00:29:47:18
Tom and Bunny
And I’m like, Yes. And she goes, Dude, you’re too skinny. You need to be kicked out. I lost 60 some pounds. I mean, if you see our pictures and our social media and our videos, you could see I used to have a fat brown head and now it’s getting more slender. I don’t really have a gut no more.

00:29:47:20 – 00:30:11:23
Tom and Bunny
So, yeah, I should be exiled from old fat guys. Know that just goes to show that it’s not. It’s just a fun name. It is a fun name. And it’s a really, really fun group. Now what you got to do is you got to go to times trips dot com and click on group trips and you’ll see old fat guys attack sex one of the dates next year.

00:30:11:26 – 00:30:42:16
Tom and Bunny
I have it right here in front of me. my God. my gosh. She just got a new price. Pricey. February 22nd to March 1st. Right. And what’s the cheapest? Room? 310 a night per person. All right. So singles are a little slight are slightly more. So you definitely if you do double occupancy it’s cheaper all around But old fat guys attack chicks definitely, definitely recommend that because we will be there.

00:30:42:18 – 00:31:02:16
Tom and Bunny
yes, we will. We’ll be the naked ones in the nude pool, watching the game, watching the games, I think actually got up and participated in one of them. I think you did. I did. I know you did. You look like a you look like a roll of lifesavers. So they pop these big laps. yeah. gosh.

00:31:02:21 – 00:31:30:12
Tom and Bunny
And they’re like, got them. You want to go put them on and show them again? So it’s a No, we’re not. We’re are. They’re in my room. You want me? Go get it. Go get it. But I’ll explain why. So they say they’re going to have a beer chugging contest and I haven’t chugged the beer in years. And I’m thinking I can do this because it’s just those like 12 ounce glasses and I’ll just inhale both of them.

00:31:30:14 – 00:31:56:23
Tom and Bunny
Although I was up against some stiff competition because these guys, a lot of them are from Wisconsin and all they do is drink beer and eat cheese. And I but I thought I could hold my own with them and they they bring out after we’re all standing there and they hand us each two beers, they bring out these lips and body is taking forever because now I’m going to run out of time.

00:31:56:26 – 00:32:24:09
Tom and Bunny
But we all had to put these big lips on before we chugged the beer. I lied. she lied. So the lips go under your over your teeth. So basically you bite down on it like vampire teeth and you can’t drink nothing through them. So when I’m drinking it just all pouring down everything but you coming back. I’m coming back.

00:32:24:09 – 00:32:53:28
Tom and Bunny
You’re coming back. I lied. She lied. But anyway, it added a little cool fun to the actual head. I could see up your skirt. Oops. If I could have taken a picture when everybody turned around with those lips. my God. It took, like, a couple minutes to even get them on. I love. I had different colors. Yours was right.

00:32:54:04 – 00:33:14:06
Tom and Bunny
Pink was my hot pink or pink. You had pink. somebody has red. They had purple. It was the color of the rainbow up there. this is so funny. But yeah, no one could chug a beer and it just went right down here. Yes. So that was just a fun game I lost. You did lose. I thought I was going to drown.

00:33:14:08 – 00:33:50:10
Tom and Bunny
But that other that other game that we did, you look like a to a roll of lifesavers, Candy. So they have another game and we’ve been doing it for years and they throw out the little scrunchies, the thin round scrunchies, the hair ties and all the guys put them around their member. Yeah. And I’m sitting there like when we normally when we do it, we throw them all out and then people can pick them up and do it, right.

00:33:50:16 – 00:34:10:29
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. But they were giving each guy five and so this girl comes up to hand me five and I’m like, I’ll just put them on. So she starts putting them on and on and on. And mind you, my crap is broken and you got up to 12 and there was still room. You look like the rainbow of proof.

00:34:11:04 – 00:34:35:08
Tom and Bunny
I did look like the lifesavers in that. So as girls were coming around trying to collect them because they won a prize by the person who was able to pause the most off. I would only like each girl pull off for free That way. I gave more girls time to touch me. Hey, I know you did. You Did.

00:34:35:10 – 00:34:59:24
Tom and Bunny
stop, stop, stop, stop. First I let the first two girls pull them up. yeah. Then I heard they were supposed to use their mouths. yeah. So I made the other girl, honored her deal and pulled me up to the side of the pool. And then another girl. So that. That completed my. Yeah, but I. You grew up in the beginning, me being deaf.

00:34:59:24 – 00:35:10:14
Tom and Bunny
I didn’t hear the rules of the game. So even with a broken member, you still got taken care of. I did fight multiple women.

00:35:10:16 – 00:35:37:03
Tom and Bunny
That was fun. I was Later on, after we went to another resort, I was walking into the pool and our friend Denise looks up at me and goes, You got it fixed. And I said, No. She goes, What do you mean no? I said, No. That’s just where it hangs. And starts out. It gets bigger from there. Really does.

00:35:37:08 – 00:36:06:28
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Yes. She was like, I like that. It’s floating. Just the floating. So that was kind of funny. Yeah. She thought I got my junk fixed and she was like, That was fast. I just saw your video. My No, no no, no. Unfortunately, it’s not. No, no. I’ve got to make a phone call this week. All right, so back to hedonism.

00:36:06:28 – 00:36:27:07
Tom and Bunny
But no, no, we’re fine. We’re fine. Yeah, because this could be a podcast. What’s that? 35 minute. What do you want to go part two? Yeah, we got to do a part two because we still got lots of stories from It’s no swimsuit. Okay, So what? We’re going to just stop this one and restart it. We’re going to wear the same clothes and we’re going to do part two.

00:36:27:07 – 00:36:39:11
Tom and Bunny
Why? We’re still fresh thinking about it. Yeah, because I got to I got to recite my pickup lines that I heard. Okay. All right. So we’ll be back in a little bit. We’ll see you soon. Season.