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Ms No Swimsuit – Naughty in Nawlins and Northaven Resort

Ms No Swimsuit – Naughty in Nawlins and Northaven Resort

On this Podcast, we discuss our recent trips to Naughty in Nawlins, the largest upside down pineapple lifestyle swingers convention in the world!  While at Naughty in Nawlins, we hosted one of the many parties on Bourbon St on Friday afternoon and promoted our Tom’s Trips Ms No Swimsuit competitions where one sexy lady out of 10 wins a chance to represent Naughty in Nawlins at Hedonism resort in Jamaica during the Tom’s Trips Ms No Swimsuit contest.   Attending this event, you are a Judge!

We also discuss our upcoming trip to Northaven Resort in Brooklyn Michigan where we will be the host for Tom’s Trips Caribbean party August 1st – 3rd , 2024   Check out http://www.Northavenresort.com today

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Transcript

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Tom
Hey, everyone. Tom and Bunny here and I know we’re getting ready to watch our next video. And if you find this video useful or some of the videos from the past, please do us a favor by booking your travel through us at Tom’s trips.com, or give us a call at 1-800-285-0853 and I can answer any questions and get you booked on your next lifestyle vacation.

00:00:23:07 – 00:00:50:01
Tom
Hey everyone, we are Tom and Bunny from Tom and bunny.com. So if you are watching us on YouTube, it’s written right down at the bottom of your screen. And if you are listening to us on podcast, we invite you to come over to our YouTube channel. Because all week I got my dog pushing socks on me. All we do is we take the audio from our YouTubes and then put them over to podcasts.

00:00:50:08 – 00:00:54:05
Tom
So if you want to see what Bunny is wearing right now, hubba hubba.

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Bunny
It’s new.

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Tom
It’s very new.

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Bunny
It is very new.

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Tom
jump over to our YouTube, all of our social media, everything under the sun. No matter what website we’re on, Cassidy slash SDC, it’s where all Tom and Bunny all spelled out one word.

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Bunny
It keeps it very easy. So we remember who we are right now.

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Tom
We work for Tom’s trips. Hold on. I’m going to put that on the screen.

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Bunny
There you go.

00:01:20:11 – 00:01:30:11
Tom
You’re your leader in adult lifestyle. Travel to destinations all around the world. We book cruises, resorts and events like Noddy and Northerns. Yeah.

00:01:30:14 – 00:01:33:18
Bunny
That was fun. We’re going to talk. We’re going to talk about that one this trip.

00:01:33:20 – 00:01:44:29
Tom
Yeah. So right now we’re going to talk about a couple of events, a previous event not in dollars. And then North Haven. Yes, that’s coming up next week.

00:01:45:01 – 00:01:49:05
Bunny
So that’s going to be August 2nd and third in Brooklyn, Michigan.

00:01:49:06 – 00:01:53:11
Tom
Yeah. And we’re going to be we’re going to meet a couple other podcasters up there.

00:01:53:11 – 00:02:02:04
Bunny
Why we’re there we are. It’s going to be a real fun filled weekend. But you know, one one thing that I want to know, how come everybody invites us out for the Jamaican week?

00:02:02:06 – 00:02:03:17
Tom
I don’t know.

00:02:03:19 – 00:02:05:08
Bunny
Do they think we’re just American or.

00:02:05:08 – 00:02:21:11
Tom
Something? We aren’t American, but maybe because Tom’s Trips is the most booking travel agency. hedonism we saw and number two of the entire island of Jamaica. Mind.

00:02:21:13 – 00:02:22:20
Bunny
So yes.

00:02:22:20 – 00:02:28:25
Tom
We are, we are. Our company is well-respected in the travel industry and the Jamaica, region.

00:02:28:27 – 00:02:30:03
Bunny
We’re quite busy.

00:02:30:05 – 00:02:31:02
Tom
We are very.

00:02:31:02 – 00:02:32:08
Bunny
Busy.

00:02:32:11 – 00:02:37:10
Tom
So we just got back from Nadia and we did.

00:02:37:10 – 00:02:45:01
Bunny
Oh, my gosh, we haven’t been there since before Covid, so I think the last time we were there was the summer of 2019.

00:02:45:02 – 00:03:01:07
Tom
Yeah. And we we were excited to go back because our schedules haven’t allowed us to go back because it never coincided with our travel schedule. And we were always booked somewhere else.

00:03:01:09 – 00:03:11:16
Bunny
So we definitely realized how much fun we had missed out on. Yes, every single time. And every time we go back, it gets bigger and bigger and bigger.

00:03:11:17 – 00:03:40:19
Tom
It’s packed. I mean, you want to, meet thousands and I, I’m not exaggerating. Thousands of pineapple people in one place. Now they take up all of Bourbon Street. They take up several hotels, but they all wear, lanyards with their event passes on them. So you could spot a pineapple person walking down the street from a mile away.

00:03:40:20 – 00:03:52:17
Bunny
You know, we we actually we booked very, very late and we did not stay at one of the host hotels. We had to stand and and another one and that’s our dog.

00:03:52:19 – 00:04:13:14
Bunny
And as we’re walking down in front of the hotel, I looked at Tom and I’m like, hey, there’s some of those freaky people. Yes, they had their lanyards on and they kind of jump back. And I started laughing. I pulled mine out. Don’t worry, I am too. And they’re like, oh, should we not wear these down Burma Street?

00:04:13:14 – 00:04:28:23
Bunny
I said, you can wear them wherever you want. And they said, certainly no one’s going to know when I’m like, ha ha. Everybody on Bourbon Street now was right when the pineapple people are in town. So sorry. our dog did not get the memo that today was a work day.

00:04:28:25 – 00:04:31:26
Tom
Today is podcast day. Bama.

00:04:31:28 – 00:04:32:28
Bunny
And she she.

00:04:32:29 – 00:04:47:27
Tom
Bring me a sock. So, we absolutely had a blast at Naughty Dollars. more importantly, is one of the main reasons we went there was because Bob was getting married.

00:04:47:29 – 00:04:55:26
Bunny
Yep. He got remarried, got remarried. It was a beautiful little intimate, setting. And it was really, really nice.

00:04:56:02 – 00:04:56:16
Tom
Right.

00:04:56:16 – 00:05:00:28
Bunny
So it was the first time that we got to meet Adrianna.

00:05:01:00 – 00:05:01:18
Tom
Yes.

00:05:01:18 – 00:05:09:17
Bunny
So. But it was so, so good to see so many people that we haven’t seen in absolute years. Tom, stop playing with your socks.

00:05:09:21 – 00:05:21:18
Tom
I know I was trying to grab her because I was going to put her out here. I got her, I was going to put her on camera. This is our Bama.

00:05:21:20 – 00:05:23:03
Bunny
That’s our troublemaker.

00:05:23:05 – 00:05:35:16
Tom
She likes to growl down, at our legs. And one video, we did a blooper reel and I called it bunnies Angry Vagina because she kept growling right in Bunny’s crotch.

00:05:35:19 – 00:06:03:11
Bunny
It’s about what she’s going to start doing now. Luckily, it’s only a sock. Another squeaky toy or one of those honkers, right? So. Oh, funny story on that. She loves these stuffed animals at home and they make all these horrible noises. So I am in the middle of the store and I’m looking at this toy, and I honk it, and it sounded like a fart.

00:06:03:14 – 00:06:10:04
Bunny
And I did it right as an employee was walking by me turn and he looked at me. Really? Now I start laughing. I said, it’s a toy.

00:06:10:06 – 00:06:11:06
Tom
For toy, not.

00:06:11:06 – 00:06:11:27
Bunny
Me.

00:06:11:29 – 00:06:41:11
Tom
It was a for me. I don’t know what you’re talking about. So I didn’t say take up. I mean, it used to be just the weekends when we would go over there Thursday to get all checked in and the party started on Friday and Saturday. Now people show up on Monday. Yeah, they have a pre-party on Tuesday. Then it really kicks off Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then everyone goes home Sunday.

00:06:41:17 – 00:06:43:24
Tom
But they even have an after party on Sunday.

00:06:43:25 – 00:06:45:27
Bunny
They drag home on Sunday.

00:06:45:29 – 00:07:18:08
Tom
Yeah. if you are interested and going to not in all ends. There is a link on Tom’s trips.com. Tom’s trips.com. Just go to that web page and scroll down. You’ll see $19 for 2025. Book your room. Book your event. It’s something. Whether you’ve ever been to an event or ever traveled, you can feel comfortable there because you’re not just at a lifestyle only event.

00:07:18:13 – 00:07:20:28
Tom
It’s everybody under the sun.

00:07:20:29 – 00:07:29:13
Bunny
And there is something for everybody. I mean, starting at noon every day, you’re going to have two, two parties on Bourbon Street.

00:07:29:14 – 00:07:31:16
Tom
Usually right across the street from each other.

00:07:31:16 – 00:07:43:28
Bunny
And then at 3:00 you’ve got two more that spring up. If you’re not a party person, they have a pool party. So they have both pools open during the day, right? They have every seminar that you can possibly imagine.

00:07:44:04 – 00:07:46:05
Tom
I’m kicking the dog. I think time.

00:07:46:07 – 00:07:55:07
Bunny
One of the one of the, presenters that I, absolutely fell in love with. And I just thought she was amazing. Was Doctor Stephanie.

00:07:55:10 – 00:07:57:07
Tom
Oh, she was awesome.

00:07:57:07 – 00:08:02:21
Bunny
She was. We’ve been always keep missing each other. And it was finally great to finally meet her.

00:08:02:21 – 00:08:09:24
Tom
And we got to meet Dan and Lacey from the, swinging Nation. the swinger society.

00:08:09:26 – 00:08:15:03
Bunny
And let’s not forget, we got to reconnect with Jay and Angie from Avid Swingers.

00:08:15:06 – 00:08:25:05
Tom
Yeah, so it’s been a long time since we’ve seen them. And on Tik Tok, if you ever seen her sexy swinger check, we got to meet her.

00:08:25:07 – 00:08:28:18
Bunny
And, swinging flamingos. We also know very, very well.

00:08:28:18 – 00:08:29:10
Tom
Yes.

00:08:29:12 – 00:08:30:28
Bunny
I don’t know if we can say their names.

00:08:31:01 – 00:08:41:24
Tom
I don’t think so. They were going to start posting their pictures because they said what the hell, we’re going to come out. And then all of a sudden they stop posting their pictures so we won’t say their name.

00:08:41:24 – 00:08:47:05
Bunny
So we did meet quite, quite a few other podcasters and YouTubers.

00:08:47:06 – 00:08:48:07
Tom
Up and comers.

00:08:48:08 – 00:08:51:17
Bunny
But I am horrible with names and I’m really sorry.

00:08:51:19 – 00:09:04:22
Tom
I know we should have wrote it all down, but, we we always suggest people this, and we suggest to people that they should listen. And, all kinds of content creators.

00:09:04:24 – 00:09:05:27
Bunny
Some we.

00:09:06:03 – 00:09:06:25
Tom
May.

00:09:06:28 – 00:09:13:02
Bunny
Forget, some big ones that we’ve actually had many conversations with was.

00:09:13:05 – 00:09:20:17
Tom
Charlie, Jackie from Open Love 101 and the owners of color, probably the biggest names out there.

00:09:20:20 – 00:09:24:10
Bunny
So like I said, it’s just been everything’s been a whirlwind since we got back.

00:09:24:12 – 00:09:52:22
Tom
We’re you know, we’re not scripted here. We’re just talking. So whatever comes flying through our little brains, it comes out of our mouth. And then so if we missed something, we do apologize. But we do, we do like that. There are up and comer podcasters, TikTok ers and YouTubers and stuff like that. You know, we always say, listen to everybody.

00:09:52:22 – 00:10:11:02
Tom
You might resonate better with somebody, might not, you might get bad information, you might get great information. But the whole thing is a good melting pot of information that you can decipher from because every podcaster talks about stuff other people believe them.

00:10:11:06 – 00:10:16:25
Bunny
Exactly. And there’s there’s a podcaster out there for everything. Everything from.

00:10:16:25 – 00:10:17:10
Tom
From,

00:10:17:12 – 00:10:24:11
Bunny
From the single females to the single males to young 20s all the way up to.

00:10:24:13 – 00:10:24:29
Tom
All right.

00:10:25:00 – 00:10:29:21
Bunny
All right, I, I wasn’t going to throw a number.

00:10:29:23 – 00:10:33:00
Tom
if you’re going to go there, we might as well say, because we’re we’re old.

00:10:33:06 – 00:10:35:03
Bunny
We’re the old ones out here.

00:10:35:05 – 00:10:51:23
Tom
We are the old ones. when we started doing our YouTube channel, there was only a few out there. Average Swingers was doing their podcast, Open Love 101. John and Jackie, they were doing a YouTube channel.

00:10:52:12 – 00:11:23:14
Tom
And there was maybe a couple of others, but it was a very new, environment. And we started it because we ran a club in California and we thought we kept hearing different information online, and then we would see the responses and we weren’t countering any responses. What what we were doing was telling people how we would personally navigate certain situations and the lifestyle in general.

00:11:23:16 – 00:11:30:24
Tom
And what worked for us may or may not work for them, but at least it’s a guide or a direction they can look into.

00:11:31:01 – 00:11:53:09
Bunny
Right? So now we’ll go back to 99 okay. So on top of meeting all of these people that we had never met before or reconnecting the ones that we haven’t seen in years, you know, you have all your different little seminars, right? And Tom was invited to sit in on one and it fizzled. It didn’t go anywhere.

00:11:53:10 – 00:11:57:11
Tom
Nobody showed up.

00:11:57:13 – 00:12:01:24
Bunny
But it was framed. The old guy felt like it was phrased.

00:12:01:26 – 00:12:22:14
Tom
stuff that happened from years past or something. But you know what? It was, it was some other well-known people that own clubs, and we had some great stories. So y’all missed out because now we’re not going to repeat them. Oh, no, they’re locked away. They’re like, you know.

00:12:22:15 – 00:12:25:15
Bunny
Yeah. We can’t share them now.

00:12:25:17 – 00:12:32:06
Tom
That’s all right. So we had fun just chilling and we, we were going down memory lane with these people.

00:12:32:08 – 00:12:38:05
Bunny
Oh, it was great. I mean, to see JC yeah, we haven’t seen JC since,

00:12:38:08 – 00:12:39:05
Tom
American Republic.

00:12:39:05 – 00:12:45:04
Bunny
Yeah, yeah. So so no, it was an absolute amazing time. We had so much fun.

00:12:45:08 – 00:12:47:20
Tom
We did do the Miss No swimsuit contest.

00:12:47:20 – 00:12:48:14
Bunny
We did.

00:12:48:14 – 00:12:59:20
Tom
So this is where. So we are where we’re going to go. We we just decided we could go within two weeks notice.

00:13:00:07 – 00:13:28:17
Tom
So we weren’t expecting to sponsor anything or to set up a booth or do anything because we, we didn’t know and we didn’t want to ask for anything because, you know, they already had their stuff coordinated. So Bob gave us our own party on Bourbon Street, and it was the, noon party. So we, we were going back and forth with Bob, and we were like, hey, we want to do a miss.

00:13:28:19 – 00:13:52:27
Tom
No swimsuit. are we able to. And he goes, well, you could do anything you want, but remember the noon parties is kind of the start of the day, and people kind of trickle in, and it’s the, 3:00 party that because everyone is finally at the noon parties and it ends at three. So they’re ready to go to the 3:00 foreign.

00:13:52:28 – 00:13:53:24
Tom
Really terrible.

00:13:53:24 – 00:13:57:01
Bunny
And at the noon party, they’re just starting to drink.

00:13:57:01 – 00:14:13:20
Tom
Yeah. So they’re not drunk yet. So the party, we didn’t think the party was going to be there. So we discussed it and we thought, well, yeah, we’ll play it by ear, we’ll see what happens. But if anything 2025, we will do an official miss No swimsuit contest.

00:14:13:21 – 00:14:20:22
Bunny
Now, one of the things that you got to know about Tom and I is we are fly by the seat of our pants, right? If they say we can do it, we’re going.

00:14:20:22 – 00:14:22:08
Tom
For it, and we will exploit it.

00:14:22:08 – 00:14:26:20
Bunny
And we, you know, you said yes. Okay, we’re taking it all the way.

00:14:26:27 – 00:14:39:13
Tom
So we used to do our Miss No swimsuit, raise you on Saturday at 3:00. It was one of the premiere parties. Besides the Kassidy foam party that was hard to compete with.

00:14:39:16 – 00:14:39:23
Bunny
At the.

00:14:39:23 – 00:15:10:10
Tom
Beach. At the beach. But we were the final party of the event, and it was really cool. They would block out all the windows so nobody could see it, and we would have anywhere from 10 to 15 ladies going up competing to represent Not and Orleans at our event miss no swimsuit in Jamaica. in March. Well this event we couldn’t get an answer if they could be nude or not.

00:15:10:11 – 00:15:17:24
Bunny
We couldn’t even get an answer if we could have Ronnie come and announce it until the bar opened at 12.

00:15:17:25 – 00:15:41:04
Tom
We didn’t know we could deejay it, or we knew there was gonna be a light band, but we didn’t know what control we had with the deejay, the microphone, or we could deejay. So we finally, five minutes before they open, we get this feel there’s going to be a band. We can use the microphones when, we can stop the band, we can make announcements, whatever.

00:15:41:06 – 00:16:02:19
Tom
We can’t touch their deejay equipment. Even though we have had a professional sound and lighting guy right there, we weren’t allowed to touch it. It’s fine. They brought in a DJ, so we told them what we wanted to play, and we were finally told they didn’t care what we did. And we were like, are you sure?

00:16:02:21 – 00:16:05:22
Bunny
Windows all open to Bourbon Street?

00:16:05:24 – 00:16:16:23
Tom
Everything is wide open in this bar. The doors are wide open and we had ten contestants and they all got naked.

00:16:16:23 – 00:16:23:13
Bunny
Well, it got really scary because, well, right at 12, just as we’re opening the doors, it starts to pour.

00:16:23:15 – 00:16:25:28
Tom
Oh yeah. So we were like, okay, our party’s.

00:16:25:28 – 00:16:27:16
Bunny
Just done because we’re.

00:16:27:18 – 00:16:28:18
Tom
Way down bourbon.

00:16:28:21 – 00:16:46:06
Bunny
And then next thing I know, I see people walking by us, and then I see him going next to the party across the street. And then I realize we don’t have any but a sign, a sign holder. So what happens is not in New Orleans, has people, volunteers, do, you know, for for different things and they are assigned different places.

00:16:46:06 – 00:16:46:29
Bunny
Well, there is.

00:16:46:29 – 00:16:47:29
Tom
A little fubar.

00:16:47:29 – 00:16:57:00
Bunny
Yeah. And our sign holder person decided not to show up. So I’m like, screw this, I got it. So I’m out here dancing.

00:16:57:02 – 00:17:16:00
Tom
Funny. She’s out there holding our sign, guiding people in. Of course they have to have the lanyards. Get it? And that was the only stipulation. Then she goes across the street to the other party and directs people over to our party.

00:17:16:03 – 00:17:17:12
Bunny
Oh, we’re gonna make it there anyways.

00:17:17:12 – 00:17:49:05
Tom
Meanwhile, the other bar is calling Bob’s saying, hey, no one’s coming in our bar. And meanwhile buddy out, they’re going go over to our party. So. Okay. So yeah, yeah, that was a little unscrupulous, but it was fun. we did finally get a couple door monitors and but there’s still the other party didn’t kick off because they knew what was going to happen at our party and they weren’t let down.

00:17:49:08 – 00:18:04:02
Bunny
But come in coming at like 1230, 1:00. Everybody is just now starting to roll in. Now we only have this place until three, right? They’re starting to roll in. They’re all sober and trying to get girls to do this was like.

00:18:04:05 – 00:18:04:16
Tom
Pulling.

00:18:04:16 – 00:18:05:12
Bunny
Teeth. Yeah.

00:18:05:14 – 00:18:07:07
Tom
Cause they were all sober.

00:18:07:09 – 00:18:20:20
Bunny
And so we had two of our past contestants there. So we had Stacy Stacy and Dennis. Denise. Yeah. And with the help of those two, we were able to get ten contestants, right?

00:18:20:20 – 00:18:23:12
Tom
And we were trying to keep it at ten.

00:18:23:20 – 00:18:26:14
Bunny
Some of them did it just because they got a free pair of panties.

00:18:26:14 – 00:18:45:10
Tom
Yes, we give out booty shorts, so I’ll I’ll play the video of Bunny holding the sign, and then I’ll show a picture of what the booty shorts look like. So I got to remember to do that. So if I didn’t do it, make a negative comment. That’ll get me on the ball next time.

00:18:45:12 – 00:18:51:18
Bunny
But we had those girls, came onto the shoot like, normally the first one.

00:18:51:20 – 00:18:52:10
Tom
Is so.

00:18:52:10 – 00:18:56:04
Bunny
Shy and doesn’t really know what to do. Oh heck no.

00:18:56:04 – 00:19:06:14
Tom
And as each girl goes, the other girls one up them because they seen what the other girls are doing. But the last girl.

00:19:06:17 – 00:19:10:27
Bunny
Oh yeah. So the first girl, actually,

00:19:11:00 – 00:19:12:20
Tom
And they did a phenomenal job.

00:19:12:21 – 00:19:22:00
Bunny
The first girl came out immediately and got naked right away. and then she proceeded to put a lot of steam.

00:19:22:02 – 00:19:42:02
Tom
I was being blocked by some dude. I had a great view of the stage and some seven foot tall dude walks right in front of me and stands there. And not only was I there, there was like four other people. Like, really? You’re seven feet tall. You should have a mental awareness to go against the wall, right?

00:19:42:04 – 00:19:42:22
Bunny
You’re like, it wasn’t.

00:19:42:25 – 00:19:44:29
Tom
So I got blocked for half of the contest.

00:19:44:29 – 00:19:57:21
Bunny
But so no, they did. They absolutely did. Amazing. And one thing I was cracking up at is here, they’re naked on the stage and they don’t care. They don’t even see the people behind in the window. I know they’re looking in the window.

00:19:57:24 – 00:20:06:28
Tom
I look over and I’m like, oh, they’re they’re getting a show. And like all, all eyes are inside.

00:20:07:05 – 00:20:17:00
Bunny
And all of these girls there. The applause was just absolutely amazing. But they had a good time. But our winner our winner was last.

00:20:17:07 – 00:20:18:00
Tom
Yes.

00:20:18:00 – 00:20:19:00
Bunny
And, she.

00:20:19:00 – 00:20:20:03
Tom
Was in to win.

00:20:20:03 – 00:20:22:08
Bunny
It. Can we say what she did?

00:20:22:11 – 00:20:27:15
Tom
Well, you got to be careful because of the censoring on YouTube, but you can.

00:20:27:18 – 00:20:30:05
Bunny
Okay, so let’s just say that,

00:20:30:08 – 00:20:32:19
Tom
You’re going to have to use a little imagination on this.

00:20:32:19 – 00:20:39:06
Bunny
So she decided she wanted to put a small little alcohol bottle. Like what? You would get.

00:20:39:08 – 00:20:40:08
Tom
The airline.

00:20:40:10 – 00:20:45:01
Bunny
On and shot that little thing. She was going to put it in a place that it shouldn’t be.

00:20:45:05 – 00:20:47:14
Tom
She was going to put it in her present wallet.

00:20:47:16 – 00:21:02:02
Bunny
Yes. And then, Yeah, that’s where she was going to put it and then pull it out and do a shot. Yeah. Well, she sent her husband to the store to buy one of those, and he couldn’t find that. And he came back with one of this, did the double serving of wine bottle.

00:21:02:02 – 00:21:05:14
Tom
That would do it. Two glasses.

00:21:05:16 – 00:21:06:03
Bunny
In.

00:21:06:05 – 00:21:09:15
Tom
The bottle was like, where’s that thing? Don’t know.

00:21:09:15 – 00:21:14:23
Bunny
It’s just the first thing. She looked at her. She’s like, what do you want me to do with this?

00:21:14:25 – 00:21:32:24
Tom
So while the other girls were competing, before the competition, she started getting, into our present wallet. It’s only for about five, ten minutes. Yeah, and once it was in there, she. I don’t think she want to take it out.

00:21:32:27 – 00:21:34:14
Bunny
She was. She was enjoying it.

00:21:34:14 – 00:21:40:15
Tom
She was enjoying it way too much. She just hit the, the neck of it up and down.

00:21:40:16 – 00:21:47:10
Bunny
Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, it’s funny because she came right up immediately and got naked and like, oh my gosh, that thing is going to come out.

00:21:47:12 – 00:21:53:02
Tom
I told her I should be careful about bending over. You’re going to shoot that thing out like a frickin shotgun shell.

00:21:53:09 – 00:22:07:00
Bunny
Knock somebody out. Yeah. Somebody out. But then she should start dancing. She turned around, she squatted, and she pushed that thing right out, and, Oh, my God, that was it. Everybody went crazy.

00:22:07:05 – 00:22:27:08
Tom
And then she opened it and took a big drink and then called Ronnie, one of our entertainers up, and he got down on his knees to do a body shot, and she just poured it down between her cleavage down into him, and he drank it, and then he spit it all over the audience.

00:22:27:10 – 00:22:29:17
Bunny
Space thing. She just couldn’t make it out, like.

00:22:29:18 – 00:22:34:21
Tom
I think we got. Oh, I was taking pictures of them, so I got a great picture of that.

00:22:34:21 – 00:22:41:18
Bunny
So that guy finally moved. Yeah. You got to see the show. Yeah. But no, it it was really, really.

00:22:41:21 – 00:22:44:21
Tom
Nice coming to.

00:22:44:23 – 00:22:47:22
Bunny
swimsuit in March. March 1st be the eighth.

00:22:47:22 – 00:23:09:15
Tom
March 1st to the eighth. If you would like to go to miss no swimsuit. It is one of Tom’s trips and hedonism, most interactive events. Because if you come to watch the competition and typically there’s 8 to 10 ladies representing clubs and events around the nation, you are a judge.

00:23:09:17 – 00:23:10:02
Bunny
Yes.

00:23:10:02 – 00:23:25:13
Tom
And your responsibility is to pick your top three. And then out of all the, combinations of points and math and everything, one is deemed a winner. And then we got a second place and a runner up.

00:23:25:15 – 00:23:35:13
Bunny
so it’s super fun. And you get to see things like that before. Yes. Because we actually did have one that would always put glitter in her prison wallet.

00:23:35:15 – 00:23:39:17
Tom
And throw it out.

00:23:39:19 – 00:23:40:19
Tom
People are like.

00:23:40:22 – 00:23:41:10
Bunny
Oh.

00:23:41:12 – 00:23:49:05
Tom
Where are these people going? I’ve never been to a place like that. Well, you got to travel with us.

00:23:49:06 – 00:23:50:20
Bunny
And you got to come to the party.

00:23:50:20 – 00:23:52:07
Tom
You got to come to the parties.

00:23:52:10 – 00:24:03:15
Bunny
Yes. So yeah, no, we definitely, definitely have a great time, that’s for sure. Yes. And and you know what stories like that people are like. Yeah, right. Whatever. Oh people that don’t live in our life.

00:24:03:15 – 00:24:05:14
Tom
Right.

00:24:05:17 – 00:24:12:20
Bunny
Relishing the boring. The boring people that are just going out for dinner and to the movies on the weekends.

00:24:12:23 – 00:24:13:03
Tom
Yeah.

00:24:13:05 – 00:24:17:18
Bunny
They’re like, people don’t really do that. Yeah, yeah, we do know.

00:24:17:20 – 00:24:19:04
Tom
They don’t dress up for each other.

00:24:19:11 – 00:24:21:17
Bunny
No, not at all. No, not at all.

00:24:21:19 – 00:25:06:24
Tom
So, again, see? Yeah. Barney’s angry vagina down there. So if you would like to go to Nadia again, go to Tom’s trips.com. Scroll down. You’ll see Anthony and Nolan’s banner. Click it and it’ll take you right to the booking and everything. and then on miss no swimsuit you can go to no swimsuit.com. And I have been uploading pictures of the previous years of them, and I’m starting to upload the contestants for the 2025 contest, so just keep checking out.

00:25:06:24 – 00:25:19:29
Tom
No swimsuit.com and you’ll get an eyeful. And follow us on Twitter because we post all the pictures we can’t post on Instagram and Facebook on Twitter.

00:25:21:01 – 00:25:23:03
Tom
Yeah. So definitely go to Twitter.

00:25:23:05 – 00:25:23:24
Bunny
So you.

00:25:23:24 – 00:25:28:06
Tom
Can follow us on Twitter. Tom and Bonnie are troops.

00:25:28:11 – 00:25:38:04
Bunny
So and for if you’d like to meet us they said next week I know it’s like really quick and it’s probably going to be that week. And you put the video out, I’m going to.

00:25:38:04 – 00:25:39:14
Tom
Put it I’m going to try to put it out by.

00:25:39:14 – 00:25:43:22
Bunny
Tomorrow, August. I think it’s the first, first, second, third. We’re going to be there.

00:25:43:23 – 00:25:44:29
Tom
Got a calendar on your phone.

00:25:45:00 – 00:25:51:04
Bunny
It’s okay. But we’re going to be at North Haven in Brooklyn, Michigan and then and.

00:25:51:07 – 00:26:05:14
Tom
And the website to that is an o r t h a v and resort.com. So it’s not North Haven, it’s North Haven resort.com.

00:26:05:14 – 00:26:14:29
Bunny
Yes. So it’s a really really fun place to go. You can it it’s a clothing optional. It’s a clothing up so clothing optional.

00:26:15:05 – 00:26:38:02
Tom
So they have sometimes I mean it varies per event but some they have group breakfast on certain days they have group dinners where a group will supply dinner for the whole entire resort. Our breakfast. We’ve done that in the past. We last year we did margaritas, right?

00:26:38:05 – 00:26:40:12
Bunny
We did. We did. We did a margaritas on.

00:26:40:12 – 00:26:42:10
Tom
Soups and salsa bar.

00:26:42:12 – 00:26:54:25
Bunny
So we are actually, they ask one of their members to kind of sponsor the party and they come up with it. Well, this year the their member, he’s they pretty much got everything covered.

00:26:54:26 – 00:27:03:09
Tom
Yeah. So we we get to enjoy a lot marks. They’re going to handle the pool games and events and everything.

00:27:03:09 – 00:27:12:13
Bunny
And Friday night they have a little pond. Yeah. And they call it the beach area. So on Friday night, we’re actually having a Caribbean beach party down there.

00:27:12:14 – 00:27:39:13
Tom
Right. And then we are going to be bringing our Toms trips 360 photo booth. And we’ll set up and we’ll put the background image of that event for Friday night. and then we’ll do videos of all the guests. We don’t share those videos. We’ll share our videos. We don’t care. but all those videos go to each of the individual guests that was on the platform.

00:27:39:13 – 00:27:40:00
Bunny
Yes.

00:27:40:00 – 00:27:48:26
Tom
And the camera spins around them. They just stand there and as I say, looks stupid for 30s. And it will be an awesome video.

00:27:48:26 – 00:28:01:05
Bunny
Yeah. Because if you look like you’re wanting to be sexy or anything, they don’t turn out, you gotta you gotta look like you’re having fun. Yeah. And then on Saturday night is my ever favorite theme. And it’s so easy for me. It’s glow night glow party.

00:28:01:07 – 00:28:09:12
Tom
Yeah. And we’ll be setting up the 360 photo booth for a glow party. they have a nightclub there. It’s a really nice night.

00:28:09:13 – 00:28:10:27
Bunny
Very, very nice nightclub.

00:28:10:27 – 00:28:16:20
Tom
So we’ll we’ll set it up just out on their back. it’s the smoking patio, right?

00:28:16:23 – 00:28:27:12
Bunny
so their hotel, their nightclub is called Hotel California, and it is open at least this Saturday night. Some some weekends. It’s open both Friday and Saturday.

00:28:27:15 – 00:28:46:08
Tom
Now North Haven has cabins where they just have just a bed, dresser, TV and everything you would have except for bathrooms. they have a main bathroom with multiple showers and everything. And then they have, you can bring RVs in there.

00:28:46:10 – 00:28:50:22
Bunny
They do have some rooms that have like a half bath. So at least you have a toilet in a safe.

00:28:50:23 – 00:29:14:29
Tom
Okay. I didn’t know that. And then they have, residents that stay there throughout. Well, they don’t on the weekends. Some live there when it’s open and closed. It’s not open year around it. I think it’s open May through October or November. I don’t don’t quote me on the dates. You can check North haven.com. I’ll put a link across the screen.

00:29:15:01 – 00:29:23:22
Bunny
Well it’s because it’s so high, so far into Michigan that I know that they the city turns off the water there like in October.

00:29:23:22 – 00:29:24:14
Tom
Yeah, because.

00:29:24:19 – 00:29:26:01
Bunny
They want it to freeze, you.

00:29:26:01 – 00:29:51:18
Tom
Know. But we look forward to that. We we’ve been going there now for seven years. And a very clean very upscale resort. They have general store the prices are just normal prices in a resort like this. We’ve been to some they check up the prices on drinks or food or anything even ice here. It’s all just regular hours.

00:29:51:18 – 00:29:53:24
Tom
If you went down to your local circle K right.

00:29:53:24 – 00:30:15:09
Bunny
And it’s really nice because I mean you can get your, their, their logo, Yeti Yeti style mugs. You can get, milk. Yeah. Crackers. Chips. if you didn’t bring an outfit and you want a new sexy outfit, you can purchase one there too, right? So you pretty much a little bit of everything. And they have in that little store there.

00:30:15:10 – 00:30:19:17
Tom
Yeah. And you get to talk to people and that’s where you get your best internet.

00:30:19:20 – 00:30:20:22
Bunny
Yes. Yes it.

00:30:20:22 – 00:30:27:20
Tom
Is. So you’ll see me up there in the little tail. They got several tables out front. They got an ice cream thing.

00:30:27:22 – 00:30:29:27
Bunny
So if we ever need to do any work we go up there.

00:30:29:27 – 00:30:48:17
Tom
We go up there. we, enjoy the pool parties because they will have a live deejay overlooking the pool. And then the the pool is. It’s a pretty good sized pool, but you got to get there early if you want to DCC.

00:30:48:19 – 00:31:05:11
Bunny
Right? So if you want a chaise lounge, if you want to lay out. Yeah, you definitely have to be there early, right. and, you can’t have your alcohol in the pool. So that’s one of the reasons to why you want to get a chaise lounge. So that way you can go back to you and get get your stuff out of here.

00:31:05:11 – 00:31:06:25
Tom
Any any mug.

00:31:06:27 – 00:31:10:04
Bunny
Yet you want to bring your Yeti mug, your towels and your sunscreen.

00:31:10:05 – 00:31:24:08
Tom
Now, we talked about, like, different breakfast is our margarita. knocks over our, our chips and salsa, dinners on Thursdays. What do they call it? The drunk, drunk bitch.

00:31:24:08 – 00:31:25:07
Bunny
Thursdays.

00:31:25:09 – 00:32:01:10
Tom
It’s Thursdays. And that’s where people. You’ll see golf. You can rent golf carts there. So we got a golf cart, thank God. Otherwise we’d be cheap. A cheap being around the place. But, you basically take your golf cart, and different residents will sponsor. They put our alcohol munchies. And when we’re not talking chips or dips, we’re talking, they’re pouring it a crock pot with man, which is, different sandwiches, different types of foods and everything.

00:32:01:10 – 00:32:05:04
Tom
So it’s not like you can go hungry. And what time does that start?

00:32:05:06 – 00:32:20:01
Bunny
I don’t even know what time that one starts. That’s Thursday afternoon. Thursday evening because you say evening because there’s nothing else going on. And then Friday you have whatever party or whatever they’re doing in the meantime. And then there’s always an after party on Fridays.

00:32:20:02 – 00:32:20:22
Tom
Right.

00:32:20:24 – 00:32:29:10
Bunny
And then, same thing on Saturday. There’s always an after party after a party on Saturday nights, too.

00:32:29:11 – 00:32:37:02
Tom
Now, there was one time we went and I really liked, and that’s where the the residents.

00:32:37:05 – 00:32:38:02
Bunny
Meet your neighbors.

00:32:38:02 – 00:32:40:14
Tom
Meet your neighbors. Okay. That’s what it was called.

00:32:41:16 – 00:33:03:06
Tom
They would set up either alcohol, like a bar or, some did both. Alcohol and or Ders. We, we’re not lying when we’re talking. They were serving filet mignon bites. They were serving prime rib sandwiches. They were going all out on this stuff.

00:33:03:08 – 00:33:04:26
Bunny
Because they won a prize.

00:33:04:29 – 00:33:08:24
Tom
They won a prize, but still, I was very, very.

00:33:08:25 – 00:33:14:12
Bunny
How about the shrimp? They had shrimp that were as big as my hand. Huge like a prawn.

00:33:14:14 – 00:33:37:00
Tom
So, yeah. it’s definitely like I said, it’s an upscale resort. Very, very nice resort. The, the people who the residents as well as the guests are all amazing. Yeah. It’s you could talk to everybody. Nobody’s a stranger, nobody. And there’s no clicks. They just hang out and everything. And all you got to do is just walk up.

00:33:37:00 – 00:33:45:08
Tom
I mean, people view people as clicks. If they don’t get invited into the conversation, just walk up and say, how are you guys doing? And you’re part of the conversation.

00:33:45:08 – 00:33:53:12
Bunny
And if you’re an Avia and you, you’re looking for a place of they’re open, you know, seven days a week during.

00:33:53:14 – 00:33:54:12
Tom
Right during.

00:33:54:12 – 00:34:01:21
Bunny
Season. So, I mean, you can roll in there on Monday and just enjoy the resort and relax and lay out at the pool.

00:34:01:21 – 00:34:02:23
Tom
And then the party and.

00:34:02:24 – 00:34:05:07
Bunny
I start Thursday.

00:34:05:10 – 00:34:24:27
Tom
And so we’ll be going up world even our house in Nashville on Wednesday so we can pull in Thursday morning. Yep. And then, we’re bringing our motorhome and pulling our Wrangler because we can’t put the 360 both in our motorhome. So we got to pull the cheek to put the 360. Both in the back.

00:34:25:05 – 00:34:26:26
Bunny
Don’t let them lie to you.

00:34:26:29 – 00:34:27:21
Tom
I’m excited.

00:34:27:25 – 00:34:29:10
Bunny
He just liked full of Jeep.

00:34:29:10 – 00:34:29:29
Tom
It looks bad.

00:34:29:29 – 00:34:31:01
Bunny
Out.

00:34:31:04 – 00:34:32:27
Tom
It really does.

00:34:32:29 – 00:34:33:13
Bunny
It sure.

00:34:33:13 – 00:34:39:02
Tom
Does. But check out North haven.com. Lawton is.

00:34:39:05 – 00:34:40:08
Bunny
North North Haven.

00:34:40:14 – 00:34:49:23
Tom
North haven.com. Yeah North haven.com. And like I said I’ll put links throughout the video and everything right over the top of our faces.

00:34:49:23 – 00:34:51:16
Bunny
And you will not be disappointed at all.

00:34:51:17 – 00:35:09:06
Tom
You won’t be disappointed. And hopefully you guys come out, the first weekend of August. We’ll be there. we know that there’s gonna be another, couple that just started doing podcast, and so we’re going to meet them while we’re there. So that’ll be kind of fun and interesting.

00:35:09:07 – 00:35:10:16
Bunny
Absolutely. Yeah.

00:35:10:18 – 00:35:30:27
Tom
And, they’re going to be doing a party in South Bend, Indiana pretty soon in September. We can’t go because we’re going to be in to make them on. But if you’re looking for a party in South Bend, Indiana, send us a message. We’ll get you hooked up with that couple, and hopefully we can help them get all sold out.

00:35:30:27 – 00:35:31:07
Tom
And.

00:35:31:14 – 00:35:32:01
Bunny
Right, right.

00:35:32:02 – 00:35:35:12
Tom
This is our first party.

00:35:35:14 – 00:35:37:13
Bunny
more power to them.

00:35:37:15 – 00:35:39:09
Tom
Hahaha.

00:35:39:11 – 00:35:46:05
Bunny
Parties are fun. They’re fun to run. But man, you, Yeah, it’s a lot of work.

00:35:46:07 – 00:35:48:16
Tom
So how much time are we into this far?

00:35:48:17 – 00:35:50:07
Bunny
I don’t know, I can’t see I’m getting on.

00:35:50:13 – 00:35:59:10
Tom
Hold on. I’m going to put the glasses on. We are, 35. Man, that’s not bad.

00:35:59:12 – 00:36:02:13
Bunny
I five.

00:36:02:15 – 00:36:16:01
Tom
All right, so we are going to be doing a couple videos after this about just pineapple world stuff. as we’ve been going around, I know we haven’t done a video in a while, and if we have, it was about my junk.

00:36:16:04 – 00:36:17:22
Bunny
And which is healing perfect.

00:36:17:23 – 00:36:25:23
Tom
It’s healing perfectly. So we are going to get my urologist. I was just chatting with him last Saturday.

00:36:25:25 – 00:36:26:09
Bunny
Yes.

00:36:26:10 – 00:36:46:24
Tom
And so we will get him. I gave him the dates that we’re not going to be here. So I told him whatever date he wants to come up. And if you have any questions for the urologist, send, don’t go to Tom bodycon. We have a contact link on there. Send us messages and I will ask the urologist right here on camera.

00:36:47:12 – 00:36:50:13
Tom
And even may or may not answer but I’ll ask.

00:36:50:15 – 00:36:57:02
Bunny
Well and even then you know like I said, if you have any questions regarding any of that.

00:36:57:05 – 00:37:19:29
Tom
Implants, ed medications, you know, a lot of people we hear all the time in front of a lot of people that no one ever has an issue. Privately, I get all the messages and our the text, our calls are feedback saying, hey, I, I’m embarrassed. I don’t want to ever bring this up. It’s nothing to be embarrassed about.

00:37:19:29 – 00:37:24:25
Tom
No. It’s life. I mean, we lose our eyesight. I say, I got glasses.

00:37:24:29 – 00:37:25:12
Bunny
We lose our.

00:37:25:12 – 00:37:28:02
Tom
Hair, we lose.

00:37:29:03 – 00:37:29:21
Tom
I will lose them.

00:37:29:21 – 00:37:31:08
Bunny
I got a spot right here.

00:37:31:08 – 00:37:33:14
Tom
I did have my cochlear implants.

00:37:33:21 – 00:37:36:00
Bunny
Yeah, my sixth surgery.

00:37:36:00 – 00:37:57:19
Tom
So we gotta turn it head. I will, I was doing this, but I’ve had six surgeries because each time they do one surgery at a time to make sure that it works and everything. So I started with the bars, and then I went to the Baja Magnetic. Now I’m on the OCA, TOS and the OCA to let me see if I can take it off.

00:37:57:21 – 00:38:12:21
Tom
It is this little thing here. It’s not very big, and it just magnetized this to the side of my head, and then I can hear everything. I can stream my TV to them. I can talk on my phone through them. I can watch TikTok through them.

00:38:12:24 – 00:38:13:28
Bunny
You know, it’s pretty interesting.

00:38:13:28 – 00:38:18:29
Tom
This is what they look like. Camera. Yep. Okay. Yep. So I’ve got one on both sides.

00:38:19:05 – 00:38:47:29
Bunny
It was pretty interesting because his otolaryngologist is very new to the Nashville area and to the, clinic that we go to. and then when we went in for the first surgery, the, the nurse was like, so who is this doctor? I’ve never heard of them. And I’m like, oh, you know. And I told her, I said, he’s the only one outside of Vanderbilt that’s doing these implants, right?

00:38:47:29 – 00:38:49:19
Tom
Yeah. It’s only two doctors.

00:38:49:19 – 00:38:58:23
Bunny
Yeah. And then he comes back in two months later and they’re like, oh my gosh, you’re back. They’re not used to doing two. They’re used to only doing one right.

00:38:58:23 – 00:39:27:01
Tom
Most people that have a cochlear implant have one because it uses your skull as a conductor for your hearing. Could I go with one? I could, but I don’t hear as well because I am deaf. I mean, if you look at my hearing results, I am 95% deaf beyond deaf. So while I have one, I could hear, I just don’t hear as well.

00:39:27:01 – 00:39:34:25
Tom
With both of them. I still even struggle. And this is directly connected to my yes, my inner ears.

00:39:34:25 – 00:39:39:05
Bunny
Right? Right. So it’s pretty, pretty interesting technology.

00:39:39:05 – 00:39:41:10
Tom
I can’t tell direction.

00:39:41:10 – 00:39:41:20
Bunny
No.

00:39:41:20 – 00:39:48:20
Tom
So buddy, in a storm, we’ll go. Tom and I got a staff and I go out to the I.

00:39:48:23 – 00:39:49:05
Bunny
I got.

00:39:49:05 – 00:39:55:06
Tom
It, and then I start doing a slow circle and looking for.

00:39:55:06 – 00:40:00:05
Bunny
Her. I have to start telling him, all right, go to the front of the store, stop at the main island, stay there.

00:40:00:06 – 00:40:01:20
Tom
I wonder what people think.

00:40:01:20 – 00:40:04:12
Bunny
When we were yelling through the store.

00:40:04:12 – 00:40:06:22
Tom
We are.

00:40:06:25 – 00:40:08:27
Bunny
Because usually the phones in the car, we.

00:40:08:28 – 00:40:14:25
Tom
Got no shame in our game. Yeah, we have a call each other. Oh, why don’t we call each other?

00:40:14:28 – 00:40:15:21
Bunny
I don’t know.

00:40:15:24 – 00:40:17:00
Tom
That would probably be.

00:40:17:03 – 00:40:22:05
Bunny
So, you know, funny story. His aunt and, cousin were just out here.

00:40:22:08 – 00:40:23:00
Tom
You know, and we took him.

00:40:23:00 – 00:40:27:11
Bunny
In that we took him to Nashville, and the stores were packed, and we went there on Sunday.

00:40:27:15 – 00:40:32:06
Tom
Saturday, Sunday. No, no, it was Sunday. We left Monday.

00:40:32:07 – 00:40:40:29
Bunny
Sunday afternoon, and the stores were packed and we’re trying to find everything. So it’s. Aren’t you open? Marco? And everybody turn around. Oh.

00:40:41:00 – 00:40:45:19
Tom
Store yours. Paulo. I think they need new words.

00:40:45:21 – 00:40:47:20
Bunny
Yeah, that one didn’t work out or.

00:40:47:24 – 00:40:48:21
Tom
That didn’t work out too.

00:40:48:22 – 00:40:52:11
Bunny
Well. But it was cute, because then we went into another store and they did it again.

00:40:52:13 – 00:41:13:08
Tom
Yep. my hand surgery. So if you’ve ever if you’ve been following on that, am I, I’m not really happy with. That’s as far as I can open this hand or this hand I can open all the way. This doctor pat himself on the back saying how great he was. I asked him to call this doctor because I really had faith in what this doctor did.

00:41:13:08 – 00:41:32:29
Tom
My pinky is a little crooked, but the rest of that hand is good. And this doctor says, I’m the man. I know what I’m doing. Oh, I’m so mad. Why can’t somebody just bring their ego check down, make a phone call and say, what did you do? Because this guy’s already had seven prior.

00:41:32:29 – 00:41:33:26
Bunny
Surgery because of.

00:41:33:26 – 00:41:37:03
Tom
And you’re the only one that’s actually wanted his hand.

00:41:37:04 – 00:41:47:17
Bunny
And it’s, you know, out of all of Tom’s doctors, he is the he is the least trusted. And he won’t go back home. And we just talked to somebody.

00:41:47:17 – 00:42:02:12
Tom
We bought something off Facebook Marketplace, and she had the same doctor and he totally messed up her hand. I mean, we’re talking a lawsuit, lots and all kinds of stuff going on. Yeah, but yeah, I don’t like what he did to my hand.

00:42:02:12 – 00:42:09:01
Bunny
And but all of our other doctors, we just absolutely love them. Yeah. They’ve been amazing. All right. So we’ve we’re done with this.

00:42:09:03 – 00:42:10:14
Tom
Really I’m not.

00:42:10:16 – 00:42:13:03
Bunny
Yeah you are. You’re just rambling now.

00:42:13:03 – 00:42:14:10
Tom
I am rambling because that’s the.

00:42:14:17 – 00:42:15:27
Bunny
Ramble on the next video.

00:42:15:28 – 00:42:41:10
Tom
All right. So if you are watching this on YouTube, we do transpose all this YouTubes into audio files and put them on podcast. We’re on all the major podcast sites. We’re on iTunes, we’re on Google Podcasts. I think they’re going away. But Spotify, that’s what I listen to my podcast on. And typing all of the even the lower ones.

00:42:41:10 – 00:43:02:29
Tom
So if we’re not on a podcast site, message us. We’ll get ourselves added. if you are listening to us on podcasts, definitely check us out on YouTube. we actually we don’t make much money. We are monetized. We might be able to get a Happy Meal one month, or we might be able to go to a nice dinner.

00:43:02:29 – 00:43:15:14
Tom
So it’s up to you to watch our videos. And if you’re not going to watch all of our video, we don’t care. Click play and go to the bathroom, take a shower, go to work something. Just let it play all the way through. Yeah.

00:43:15:17 – 00:43:25:10
Bunny
So, our biggest, our biggest grossing one was Tom broke his penis. So. Yeah, I don’t know. I don’t I don’t think we could top that one. We’ll see.

00:43:25:13 – 00:43:50:05
Tom
We’ll we’ll eventually get there. But, follow us on Twitter. We have several accounts. We got Tom and Bonnie. That’s, our more popular one. We have Tom’s trips and we have no, miss no swimsuit. on Instagram, we have Tom and Bonnie, and we have Tom’s trips. And then on Facebook, we have, Tom and Bonnie.

00:43:50:05 – 00:43:57:05
Tom
So just search Tom and Bonnie everywhere. And you’re going to hear about Tom’s trips here regardless.

00:43:57:08 – 00:43:59:03
Bunny
Yes. You whether you want to or not.

00:43:59:05 – 00:44:05:21
Tom
But we do post mostly on on our personal stuff, pictures and stuff on Tom and Bonnie.

00:44:05:29 – 00:44:08:21
Bunny
Yes. That’s it. That being said.

00:44:08:24 – 00:44:10:20
Tom
All right, we’ll see you soon.

00:44:10:21 – 00:44:12:02
Bunny
We’ll see you soon.

 

Old Fat Guys and Ms No Swimsuit Part 1

Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks and the Ms No Swimsuit contest at Hedonism in Jamaica with Tom and Bunny

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00:00:03:04 – 00:00:26:11
Tom and Bunny
Hey, everyone. Tom and Bunny here. And I know we’re getting ready to watch our next video. And if you find this video useful or some of the videos in the past, please do us a favor by booking your travel through us at Tom’s trips dot com or give us a call at one 800 2850853. And I can answer any questions and get you booked on your next lifestyle vacation.

00:00:26:11 – 00:01:06:11
Tom and Bunny
However, while we’re Tom, everybody from Tom and money.com and we recently just got back from Hayden as to end to make with Tom’s trips. You’re a leader in adult lifestyle travel. And we spent three weeks in Jamaica, 21 days, 1t1 day. And boy, let me tell you, it was it was long. It was a ball buster. It was so far we’ve never I mean, we’ve traveled around the United States for like a couple of months, but never out of the country for such a long, long period.

00:01:06:13 – 00:01:31:01
Tom and Bunny
I missed my baby. Yeah. Mama, Mama bear only list. We really missed our baby. But you know what? I was the perfect wife while I was there. You are. I was. How are you? Dare I ask, how are you the perfect wife? Because I brought you a picture of Bam. Say, Dad, bring a picture up. Bam! So I could put it by the nightstand.

00:01:31:03 – 00:02:02:01
Tom and Bunny
I’ll post the picture. See, I’m special. You are? Who brings a picture of their dog? And it’s not even that. Well, we weren’t on vacation. We were working. We did get four days of a vacation. We did this. Absolutely amazing. So let’s start. Start. You wanted to start with something. So let’s if you’re listening to this on a podcast, this is kind of a visual thing.

00:02:02:01 – 00:02:39:21
Tom and Bunny
So you might want to jump over to our YouTube channel, Tom and Bonnie. And so we motor Buddy reached out to us. Yes. And they said we got a new roller bag. You might be interested. I’m trying to figure out what way my head tilts. And we already have the heart case. That’s right. Be right behind me back there, you can see this whole block thing and they thought this would be a little more to our needs because it has a lot of compartments and it’s a soft sided and goes fits right in the car.

00:02:39:21 – 00:03:10:08
Tom and Bunny
Perfect. Yes. And so they asked if we needed any more attachments because we keep a motor. Buddy Hayden is in to make, but we also have two motor buddies here. So I’m like, I think we’re good. But let me just take a look just in case they came out with something new that we didn’t have. So I jump on their website and I noticed that they had a doc and vacuum attachment.

00:03:10:11 – 00:03:35:10
Tom and Bunny
I don’t know how long it’s been there or how how long they had it for the original motor buddy. Now we have that attachment on the buck, but we never had it on the original motor buddy. So Bonnie has a bunch of doc charts and marital aids. So we had boom. Yes, she has. From Skinny, too thick, too long.

00:03:35:10 – 00:04:21:13
Tom and Bunny
The short to different types of textures to double. Yeah. And she has a hand thing, so I’ve got quite the array. Yeah. So when we saw that, we we reached out and said we could definitely use that attachment and we’ll take one to him ism in Jamaica. So that way if someone hasn’t tried the motor buddy, they can bring their own preferred Doc Johnson attachment to try out on an actual real motor buddy And it makes it, it makes it because that way the girl is more comfortable when she tries something knowing that she is already comfortable with it.

00:04:21:18 – 00:04:57:03
Tom and Bunny
So it’s a good multiple use to to try it. Right. And like, like Bonnie, like I said, she has an array of attachments and depending on the time is depending on what attachment. So I have an extra special one now you do. So we thought, we’re going to get this vacuum attachment. Let’s go on Amazon and let’s let’s order a Doc Johnson Yeah, let’s order a new one, sort of a new one.

00:04:57:05 – 00:05:25:29
Tom and Bunny
Something that is different that I’ve never tried before. We went to the marital aid store and my God, there are about three or four times more money than on Amazon. So we didn’t buy one that we were holding in our hand. We can figure it out. Look at the size, the girth. So when we’re looking at it there, we’re looking at one that was kind of it.

00:05:26:02 – 00:05:55:11
Tom and Bunny
It didn’t look like a human. No, no. It looked a little bit different. So I thought, you know what? This one looks really interesting. I’ve never tried anything like this before. It has like three different big bulky ridges. And so they had a small one and a large one. Now, us not thinking the large the large ones said ten inches thick that weren’t thick.

00:05:55:11 – 00:06:30:20
Tom and Bunny
And you don’t have to put it all the way, you know. And I said two and a half inches around. So I’m like okay, we’re thinking two and a half inches is like, you know, do I like, you know, I’m doing girl math? Yeah, I’m doing guy math. And so the other one was quite a bit smaller like and since 7/8 is and so I think it’s worth thinking is like the small one because she has said once and girth here once so Tom’s like you you could handle the other one, you know.

00:06:30:23 – 00:06:58:11
Tom and Bunny
So yeah, go big or go home. Yeah. We don’t know. Size Queen was a real size when we’re at the marital aid store that had size queen ones that were like this big around, like the fence posts and like this this long so this big around that long. No way. We thought because we thought doc chances were more human anatomy.

00:06:58:11 – 00:07:28:09
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, more. Yeah because they have it was all more corn stars. Yeah. Corn stuff. Yes. So you could use there anatomy. Exactly. So if you watch them on the movies, you can actually use their aid. So I really, you know, and going back or going back, I really wish that Amazon would put on there that it might appear bigger smaller.

00:07:28:11 – 00:07:52:21
Tom and Bunny
Harris Might appear smaller than yeah, it appears smaller than actual size. So this is what we haven’t even opened it and woven when figuring out some type of pull game to use with that. But I was thinking ring toss or it’s it’s pretty but I think that would weigh down our luggage going to Hedo so well it’s definitely going to Hedo because it’s not staying here Why not.

00:07:52:21 – 00:08:18:13
Tom and Bunny
We’ll just put it up on the TV stand. All right. So this is what I ordered. Lucky put your fist up there, player first. Up next to it, put your fist up. No, no, no. Like next to it. That’s her fist. That’s crazy. Well, I mean, I’m not saying it’s crazy because some people. Yeah. Would be able to have no problem.

00:08:18:17 – 00:08:47:12
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, but no, not funny. This is not going in my in my marital aids box. So all the comments that we get all looking for some BBC. No, we aren’t. We’re not opposed. We’re, we’re equal opportunist. So wait, you know, if, if a guy is that big, it’s definitely, you know, unsubscribe from our channel. Don’t comment. Don’t follow us because it’s never going to happen.

00:08:47:15 – 00:09:12:21
Tom and Bunny
So so basically what I just bought was a $50 ring toss scheme. We haven’t even taken it. I wonder if we can get reimbursed for that for a ring toss game. I doubt that we’ll get a huge no. So so yesterday it comes in the mail comes through Amazon and Tom’s like, well, what’s this other box? Then I’m like, Well, that’s the Doug Johnson that I ordered.

00:09:12:25 – 00:09:42:23
Tom and Bunny
This box is huge and it weighed £5. It’s like in this big box. And I’m like, Well, maybe there’s multiples. I don’t remember what I ordered. Don’t Amazon trunk? yeah. Don’t drink an Amazon. No, you might not be able to read your measurements properly. We’re going to have to get a circumference check. So when it says instant 7/8 our it’s are five inches.

00:09:42:23 – 00:10:08:26
Tom and Bunny
We know how big it is. So basically I spent $50 on it. It gave us a good laugh at that. We were laughing because I want to talk about this on our video. On our next video. First thing I said, either that or we could autograph it and send it to somebody for a mere $500. Right. It’s our our will probably.

00:10:08:28 – 00:10:36:27
Tom and Bunny
We’re still waiting on insurance. On my issue. If you watched my broken Yes video what we’ve I have to do a go fund me so maybe we’ll option an office give it to the person that donates them most at one time. There you go. They’ll be where are we can do it to where? No matter what the donations are, we just in our name for every donation.

00:10:37:00 – 00:11:01:16
Tom and Bunny
But it has to be over some amount. It can’t be a box. A big cost like 25 bucks. That’s all right. That’s all right. So look out. Possibly for a go fund me. We don’t really know. We don’t want to do it, but surgery, if we if we have to pay for. It’s about $20,000. Yes. So what? We’re still waiting to do an update video on that.

00:11:01:17 – 00:11:24:14
Tom and Bunny
Yes. As soon as we know that’ll be coming out. Yes. All right. So you know what? The past three weeks, like I said, they absolutely want a lot faster than I anticipated. Then it actually went. But we had two great groups. We did. And we literally we got there on Thursday. Normally when we get there on Thursday, we’re the first of our group.

00:11:24:16 – 00:11:51:08
Tom and Bunny
We were not this time. No, there was like already 15, 20 people there waiting. Yes, but they all went to bed. Yeah, I think it was a travel day. Everybody was already in bed. I think. Gosh, So let’s start there. Don’t ever travel when somebody is getting ready to do an election in Jamaica. Now let’s first start off the travel advisory.

00:11:51:10 – 00:12:28:02
Tom and Bunny
They had Jamaica at a level four travel advisory. Now we’re not advising anything, but we did not feel uncomfortable there. We went to dinner at Rex Cafe and Ivan’s restaurant three times. We went on multiple pub crawls during our time and talking to the multiple drivers we had and the staff at the resort, they they all said that in a is they’re not seeing anything.

00:12:28:07 – 00:12:54:24
Tom and Bunny
So when they’re doing that Jamaican alert, they’re covering the whole they’re putting a blanket over the whole country. So basically it’s going to be if you’re looking for trouble, you can find trouble. Yeah, but yeah, we never felt unsafe at all. No, but like I say, we’re not advising anything. Whatever makes you comfortable here, just use your judgment.

00:12:54:26 – 00:13:24:22
Tom and Bunny
We go back here in the next few weeks. Yeah. April 22, 27, for our Hito Hotshots, and then we go back again in June. So we’re still going back? Yeah. Now, with that said, there was an election going on. Yes. And we did not know that the president of Jamaica was in Lucy, which is the halfway point between Montego Bay and Negro.

00:13:24:24 – 00:13:49:15
Tom and Bunny
And we got stuck in. God. Hope. Hope. Well, Hopewell Well, we were stuck about four or five miles before. Hopewell Yeah. Hopewell It’s going to be the first bigger town or parish between Montego Bay right after actually, right after you leave Montego Bay, that’s going to be the first biggest parish. Well, it what we were stuck there for like two and a half hours in traffic.

00:13:49:15 – 00:14:20:23
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Now, this is a two Lane Island road. The ocean’s literally literally two lanes because there is nowhere to pass. I’ll look for the picture and I’ll post here. Our two lane road became a five lane road because every idiot in the world was trying to pass, which now they have to merge back in and our driver was a safe driver and I would have asked him to do anything.

00:14:20:26 – 00:15:02:26
Tom and Bunny
No illegal. They literally had everything even off to the road during in the dirt on both sides were completely packed. People were trying to pass into oncoming traffic. Ambulances and in police cars couldn’t even get through. We got passed by a cow and we did it. How do you get past it? Looks out the window and goes, There’s a cow trot and passed us because in Jamaica, you know, sometimes they get off their leash because if they’re not in a fence, they’ve got a leash in, they’re chained to the ground so they can pick that area around them.

00:15:03:04 – 00:15:27:16
Tom and Bunny
Sometimes they get off and they run down the road. Yep. And that’s what happened. We got passed by a cow. Now we’re still not seeing anything. We’re thinking there’s an accident because typically when they’re you’re in that kind of traffic and there’s an accident, you’re stopped because it is a two lane road. And even our driver, Michael, says, there’s an intersection about a mile or so up.

00:15:27:16 – 00:15:47:23
Tom and Bunny
That’s probably where the accident is. That’s typically someone’s pulling out or in or motorcycle accidents. And it’s not like you have waves or Google Maps. I had ways. Yeah, but you couldn’t see. No, it didn’t have all the alerts we have and then the states. So all I could tell us how far we were from heading. So it took us two and a half hours.

00:15:47:23 – 00:16:28:18
Tom and Bunny
We finally get through Hopewell and they yeah, we seen a lot of people on the streets, but nothing that was more than usual right? So we get once we get through Hopewell, we start going. We’re like, Yes, finally we’re rolling and we’re passing. And then we stopped again. It’s just before Lucy Just before Lucy. Well, as you go around the island, you don’t really not normally notice it when you’re just driving, but when you’re in dead, stop, You could actually see were curved around and went through Lucy and our driver says to us, Hey, if you don’t mind, I know this way we can go through the neighborhoods and we can avoid a lot of

00:16:28:18 – 00:16:56:16
Tom and Bunny
this traffic. So we did. Yeah. That’s when it got. We thought, Well, we did. That’s when we didn’t feel comfortable because all of a sudden we’re seeing a ton of people in this neighborhood. We never see people. We see a few people hanging out on their porches or barbecuing and stuff like that. But we never see a ton of people walking the street.

00:16:56:22 – 00:17:25:08
Tom and Bunny
And one of the things, too, you got to understand in in Lucy there, their regular residential streets would be like what our alleys look like. Yes. So they’re very narrow. And pretty much she can only get one car through there in each direction. Right. And they’re talking to the Michael or driver. That’s what we found out about because everyone was wearing green.

00:17:25:13 – 00:17:57:29
Tom and Bunny
Yes. And we started noticing more and more green the more we approached the actual center of Lucy. And then we see thousands of people now in America. That type of environment could turn ugly really fast. So that’s where we felt our uneasiness. But Michael assured us that when he didn’t even know the president of Jamaica was in Lucy, he just said, They’re having an election and they’re celebrating.

00:17:58:03 – 00:18:24:18
Tom and Bunny
They weren’t protesting. They were violent, they were happy, they were smiling, they were dead. The election had even taken place yet. Right. This was on Thursday. The election was going to happen on Monday. Yeah. So that made us feel a little more comfortable. And we got to then we made it through there just fine. I mean, after we went through there, then we realized we were totally safe and we got to Hedonism.

00:18:24:18 – 00:19:01:25
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, but what normally takes an hour and a half drive to Montego Bay to Negril took us 5 hours, but we stopped at KFC. We did. We did. For the first time in 14 years. If you guys want some good KFC here, you if you’re staying in Montego Bay. Yeah, don’t stop because we stopped and we didn’t realize that from the time we got parked and walked in from the time we made our order, which was just a little box meals to the time we got the three little box meals was 45 minutes.

00:19:01:25 – 00:19:27:04
Tom and Bunny
Yes, it is the most profitable and most busiest KFC in the world. And also to I think that that was our downfall because we had another guest that was there in the airport with us and they had a private transfer to well, they went straight ahead and it only took them two and a half hours. Yeah. So that stop to get the chicken put us behind everything.

00:19:27:05 – 00:19:43:08
Tom and Bunny
Right. But at least we had a meal and we didn’t go in hungry but we didn’t have a bathroom so it’s no way to pull over. I was willing to pee in the bushes because all the other guys were doing that. I was Jamaican. I was willing to to help. And I was thinking I was like, Bonnie won’t care.

00:19:43:08 – 00:20:09:14
Tom and Bunny
She’ll drop her pants and pee. So we, I, we held it. I mean, Bunny are good for 2 hours and we held it for five. Well, the minute the minute I seen everything backing up, I had only probably taken like three drinks out of my soda. I’m like, no, no more. Never, never make it drink. Never. No. And Michael had had his beer and water and thank God we didn’t drink beer.

00:20:09:14 – 00:20:37:24
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, Yeah, I’m. I mean, I’m not a big fan of beer. If he had Red Stripe white, maybe, but Red Stripe, not my. It’s more like Budweiser. Yeah. And also to if you guys know this, if you go to Club Mo Bay, if you get club Mo so you know it’s going to bypass you through immigration it gives you a little lounge while you wait for you that your driver, your van, you can get rum punch to go.

00:20:37:24 – 00:20:59:23
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Thank God I did not do that. Right. Thank God I didn’t even do that. We didn’t even use the lounge. We just walked right out and gotten this car. So we get to Hedonism and they have a new general manager. So we got to meet them. Yes. Very, very nice guy. he seems like he’s going to be a a he’s going.

00:20:59:26 – 00:21:29:17
Tom and Bunny
It is. What we see, because we only saw him for two weeks. Yeah, he’ll. He’ll do good. Yes. We don’t know. The politics are how things handle from the management to the general manager. I can them right so but Bonnie made a comment that the glasses looked a little dingy and it it was water spots. It looked like the dishwashers needed to be clean.

00:21:29:17 – 00:21:49:21
Tom and Bunny
The filters. And lo and behold, the next night, all the glasses were crystal clear. It’s just, you know, it’s little things like that when you run in. Maybe they ran out of the stuff that you put in it and it didn’t stop the stuff you get in the car wash spot free rock free rent. So I don’t know.

00:21:49:21 – 00:22:17:14
Tom and Bunny
But anyway, it was nice to meet him. So very nice, very personable. Right? I love talking to him. He’s from the UK. Yeah. So we did ask though, because one of the things that we always do is, you know, hedonism has a no tipping policy. People will get fired. They will think tips get fired. So believe it or not, it’s just like any other job.

00:22:17:14 – 00:22:48:03
Tom and Bunny
People will tell management if someone gets a tip and they see it. So it’s not like they’re going to. It’s like in America, like any other job, somebody doesn’t like it because they’re not supposed to do it. That’s how they’re going to get found out. Right? So we bring Snickers bars. We brought 140 Snickers bars and then, yeah, every couple of days I’ll walk around first.

00:22:48:03 – 00:23:06:11
Tom and Bunny
I get the bartenders. Yeah, I just want to take care of the bartenders. I take care of the waitstaff. The waitstaff and the late midnight cooks. Yes. I always went out because they never get nothing. So I went over there and they were pretty excited. Yep. As we go by groundskeepers, we hand them to everybody in the front office.

00:23:06:11 – 00:23:34:06
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So we took care of everybody we could. And when you bring Snickers, they come out. Everybody’s like, I want one, I want one. And the biggest one is one of our waitstaff that we’ve known there for years. He’s like, could I have two for my grandchildren? Absolutely. Absolutely. One more. But we actually asked David, we’re like, hey, you know, they say that it tasted different.

00:23:34:12 – 00:23:58:07
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, because he’s from England. He goes, I can attest to that. Yeah. He said it was sweeter. Yeah. So yeah. So if you have any ideas, you know, they definitely tip in stickers. Yeah. And I watched Tick Tock on this English girl who tries American Foods and they have Kit Kats in England, and she tried an American Kit Kat and didn’t like it because it was too sweet.

00:23:58:08 – 00:24:30:21
Tom and Bunny
Too sweet. I remember because we do have that one bartender and he says, I don’t like sweet. Yeah. He goes, No, they’re too sweet. Too sweet. So that’s where we come in. We’re just too sweet. We are too early next year. Next time, I think we have to bring more room. So we we did get a a room and that used to be an ocean view nude room and they had to change its a guard of view regular because when you open the window all you see is a roof.

00:24:30:26 – 00:24:52:15
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, it’s right behind the dive shack. And between the flame and the dive sack, it’s actually a really good location. It has a balcony that you could sit out on that we sat on every single night. Yeah. And we got to say hi to people. Walk into the nude porn back. Now, I did find out that the particular room that we were in was horrible for cell reception.

00:24:52:18 – 00:25:15:23
Tom and Bunny
Yes. Now, for you people, if you’re trying to call Times trips, which is the number like right here, right there. But funny, that answer is because we found out about the horrible cell reception about a week into our staff. Yeah. And it literally we’re just wondering why the phone wasn’t bringing in one of our other host couples was right below us.

00:25:15:23 – 00:25:41:03
Tom and Bunny
The the room directly below us and they didn’t have any issues. It was just that particular area. When I went around, everything dropped right soft. So I told them I can’t have that room anymore. So our first week was all fat guys with hot chicks. my God, we absolutely love that group. We do. I haven’t. You know, we haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time.

00:25:41:03 – 00:26:09:18
Tom and Bunny
And it was such a good, refreshing time to go after the holidays and after the back to back with Jan. It was just great to let loose and have fun with them. Well, one of the things is it’s such they started off with, what, four or five couples years ago and now like 77 rooms. Yeah, they are so big now as a host couple, we do the pool games.

00:26:09:21 – 00:26:31:20
Tom and Bunny
We we usually bring a deejay or an entertainer, but if not, we then we got to coordinate with the Jamaican deejay. We we do the cocktail parties and we do the meet and greets. We do the offsite dinners and the pub crawls. This year, Well, last year, too. But this year was even better. They got their own entertainment committee.

00:26:31:27 – 00:27:05:07
Tom and Bunny
They’re on their own Facebook chat. And one of the couples, Paula, she’s kind of in charge of it, I think. And she coordinated the room crawl. Yeah, they they coordinated all the pool games. Me and Bunny are I mean, we did the offsite site dinner and we set up the pub crawl, but and Pat on Bunny’s back. She got those old fat guys a cooler, cooler full of beer and an extra case of beer for the winter.

00:27:05:09 – 00:27:33:13
Tom and Bunny
Before we started the pub crawl. We did. We went through over two cases. Beer? Yup. And that was just a staff plus bar at the bar and we bought all the bars. So it was it’s just very nice that we’re more of a support asset between the group and the resort. It was so nice to just sit in the pool and watch other people put on the game.

00:27:33:15 – 00:28:00:02
Tom and Bunny
We do want to say a big, huge thank you to the old fat guys with hot chicks for making us so welcome, but also allowing us to enjoy our time and not feel like we have had to be responsible for each and every single event. It was really fun. And then they have one of one of the guests works for or does Pure Romance Party.

00:28:00:03 – 00:28:24:06
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So maybe you sort of called her on that. Doc Johnson, back to you laughing because obviously we don’t know measurements. They donated all of the marital aids to give away as prizes. Yeah. So it was really, really nice. That was really cool. And up the prize value. Yes. And it just goes to show how many amazing people travel.

00:28:24:08 – 00:29:01:10
Tom and Bunny
Yes. So if you’re interested in old fat guys with hot chicks, I’ll tell you what, it’s explain. It’s not old fact, guys. Maybe one. But the the women are everything from what I twenties to. Well, yeah 56 days. So yeah. but me and Bonnie fit in well with our highway age, all that stuff, don’t you agree? Yeah.

00:29:01:17 – 00:29:24:19
Tom and Bunny
So when we went on the pub crawl, most all of us wore are old fat guys with hot chick. I’ll put that picture. Yeah. So and then we got to remember because a lot of times I said, I’ll put a picture in, you forget. So as we’re coming back in to hedonism, this young girl looks at me and she goes, Is that your old fat guy?

00:29:24:19 – 00:29:47:18
Tom and Bunny
And I’m like, Yes. And she goes, Dude, you’re too skinny. You need to be kicked out. I lost 60 some pounds. I mean, if you see our pictures and our social media and our videos, you could see I used to have a fat brown head and now it’s getting more slender. I don’t really have a gut no more.

00:29:47:20 – 00:30:11:23
Tom and Bunny
So, yeah, I should be exiled from old fat guys. Know that just goes to show that it’s not. It’s just a fun name. It is a fun name. And it’s a really, really fun group. Now what you got to do is you got to go to times trips dot com and click on group trips and you’ll see old fat guys attack sex one of the dates next year.

00:30:11:26 – 00:30:42:16
Tom and Bunny
I have it right here in front of me. my God. my gosh. She just got a new price. Pricey. February 22nd to March 1st. Right. And what’s the cheapest? Room? 310 a night per person. All right. So singles are a little slight are slightly more. So you definitely if you do double occupancy it’s cheaper all around But old fat guys attack chicks definitely, definitely recommend that because we will be there.

00:30:42:18 – 00:31:02:16
Tom and Bunny
yes, we will. We’ll be the naked ones in the nude pool, watching the game, watching the games, I think actually got up and participated in one of them. I think you did. I did. I know you did. You look like a you look like a roll of lifesavers. So they pop these big laps. yeah. gosh.

00:31:02:21 – 00:31:30:12
Tom and Bunny
And they’re like, got them. You want to go put them on and show them again? So it’s a No, we’re not. We’re are. They’re in my room. You want me? Go get it. Go get it. But I’ll explain why. So they say they’re going to have a beer chugging contest and I haven’t chugged the beer in years. And I’m thinking I can do this because it’s just those like 12 ounce glasses and I’ll just inhale both of them.

00:31:30:14 – 00:31:56:23
Tom and Bunny
Although I was up against some stiff competition because these guys, a lot of them are from Wisconsin and all they do is drink beer and eat cheese. And I but I thought I could hold my own with them and they they bring out after we’re all standing there and they hand us each two beers, they bring out these lips and body is taking forever because now I’m going to run out of time.

00:31:56:26 – 00:32:24:09
Tom and Bunny
But we all had to put these big lips on before we chugged the beer. I lied. she lied. So the lips go under your over your teeth. So basically you bite down on it like vampire teeth and you can’t drink nothing through them. So when I’m drinking it just all pouring down everything but you coming back. I’m coming back.

00:32:24:09 – 00:32:53:28
Tom and Bunny
You’re coming back. I lied. She lied. But anyway, it added a little cool fun to the actual head. I could see up your skirt. Oops. If I could have taken a picture when everybody turned around with those lips. my God. It took, like, a couple minutes to even get them on. I love. I had different colors. Yours was right.

00:32:54:04 – 00:33:14:06
Tom and Bunny
Pink was my hot pink or pink. You had pink. somebody has red. They had purple. It was the color of the rainbow up there. this is so funny. But yeah, no one could chug a beer and it just went right down here. Yes. So that was just a fun game I lost. You did lose. I thought I was going to drown.

00:33:14:08 – 00:33:50:10
Tom and Bunny
But that other that other game that we did, you look like a to a roll of lifesavers, Candy. So they have another game and we’ve been doing it for years and they throw out the little scrunchies, the thin round scrunchies, the hair ties and all the guys put them around their member. Yeah. And I’m sitting there like when we normally when we do it, we throw them all out and then people can pick them up and do it, right.

00:33:50:16 – 00:34:10:29
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. But they were giving each guy five and so this girl comes up to hand me five and I’m like, I’ll just put them on. So she starts putting them on and on and on. And mind you, my crap is broken and you got up to 12 and there was still room. You look like the rainbow of proof.

00:34:11:04 – 00:34:35:08
Tom and Bunny
I did look like the lifesavers in that. So as girls were coming around trying to collect them because they won a prize by the person who was able to pause the most off. I would only like each girl pull off for free That way. I gave more girls time to touch me. Hey, I know you did. You Did.

00:34:35:10 – 00:34:59:24
Tom and Bunny
stop, stop, stop, stop. First I let the first two girls pull them up. yeah. Then I heard they were supposed to use their mouths. yeah. So I made the other girl, honored her deal and pulled me up to the side of the pool. And then another girl. So that. That completed my. Yeah, but I. You grew up in the beginning, me being deaf.

00:34:59:24 – 00:35:10:14
Tom and Bunny
I didn’t hear the rules of the game. So even with a broken member, you still got taken care of. I did fight multiple women.

00:35:10:16 – 00:35:37:03
Tom and Bunny
That was fun. I was Later on, after we went to another resort, I was walking into the pool and our friend Denise looks up at me and goes, You got it fixed. And I said, No. She goes, What do you mean no? I said, No. That’s just where it hangs. And starts out. It gets bigger from there. Really does.

00:35:37:08 – 00:36:06:28
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Yes. She was like, I like that. It’s floating. Just the floating. So that was kind of funny. Yeah. She thought I got my junk fixed and she was like, That was fast. I just saw your video. My No, no no, no. Unfortunately, it’s not. No, no. I’ve got to make a phone call this week. All right, so back to hedonism.

00:36:06:28 – 00:36:27:07
Tom and Bunny
But no, no, we’re fine. We’re fine. Yeah, because this could be a podcast. What’s that? 35 minute. What do you want to go part two? Yeah, we got to do a part two because we still got lots of stories from It’s no swimsuit. Okay, So what? We’re going to just stop this one and restart it. We’re going to wear the same clothes and we’re going to do part two.

00:36:27:07 – 00:36:39:11
Tom and Bunny
Why? We’re still fresh thinking about it. Yeah, because I got to I got to recite my pickup lines that I heard. Okay. All right. So we’ll be back in a little bit. We’ll see you soon. Season.

 

 

Paradise Lakes Resort and On The Border LS

Paradise Lakes Resort and On The Border LS

Today we talk about our two recent trips to Tampa Florida to Paradise Lakes Resort and Tulsa, Oklahoma for the On The Border LS Parties representing Tom’s Trips and promoting the Ms No Swimsuit contest at Hedonism Resort March 2nd thru 9th 2024 Check out the links below for Paradise Lakes Resort, On The Border and Ms No Swimsuit.

Ms No Swimsuit
http://www.tomstrips.com/product/ms-no-swimsuit/?ap_id=TomandBunny

Paradise Lakes Resort
https://paradiselakesresort.com/

On The Border LS Club
https://ontheborderls.com/

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