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Old Fat Guys and Ms No Swimsuit Part 2

Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks and the Ms No Swimsuit contest at Hedonism in Jamaica with Tom and Bunny Part 2

Today we discuss part 2 of our recent group trips Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks and Ms No Swimsuit contest with Toms Trips at Hedonism Resort in Jamaica.

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00:00:00:00 – 00:00:26:12
Tom and Bunny
we’re Tom and Bunny from Tom and Bunny dot com. And today we’re talking part two about our recent trip to Hedonism Resort in Jamaica with Tom Strip’s year leader and adult lifestyle travel Got it all that you did that was very good. So this is our week number two. So we were just there. We were literally in Jamaica from February 18th through March.

00:00:26:19 – 00:00:52:13
Tom and Bunny
No March 13th. Yeah. 21 days. I’m way off. Yeah, I think it was February 22nd, 22nd to March 1308. Let me put up the Tom’s trips right there. There we go. Go to that website and call that number to book Tom’s trips. So if you’re listening to this podcast, you might want to jump over to our YouTube channel.

00:00:52:13 – 00:01:15:08
Tom and Bunny
Just search Tom and Bonnie, just as it says right here, no spaces. And you can watch our videos because sometimes we do corny, stupid stuff and we make stupid faces at each other like that. Sometimes all the time. All right. Some of it. Okay. I got Tom so fun. One of the funniest things I’ve heard before is everybody’s like, my God, I don’t realize you.

00:01:15:10 – 00:01:36:10
Tom and Bunny
I think it’s funny when you roll your eyes. And I’m like, I didn’t realize I did it so much. You do? Oops, I do. I just don’t say anything. I let the audience say it. I just seen a meme today and Hold on. my God, you’re killing it because I’m podcast. Not. No, no, no. I got to give you this meme because death.

00:01:36:16 – 00:01:57:24
Tom and Bunny
This is so me. This is so you know, you took a picture. Yeah, that does. Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you’ll you’re like, Whoa. I didn’t mean to see that face out loud. yeah, that’s me. That’s our boss. That is our boss. That’s why I can’t take phone calls or anything.

00:01:57:27 – 00:02:29:00
Tom and Bunny
Right? So we just finished up the last video. We’re talking about nonsense about pool games. Yeah. So that was four old fat guys with hot chicks. Then come week two is our annual Miss No Swimsuit, which is Tom’s trip’s staple event of the year. It’s our flagship event. It’s bingo. This was our 24th annual. Now, me and Bonnie, I’ve only been with Tom’s trips for six and a half years, and so, no, we don’t own the company.

00:02:29:00 – 00:02:57:25
Tom and Bunny
But this was our 13th trip. What? Tom’s? Yes. We’ve been traveling with them for 12 years, starting here. So. So, no, for us, in one of the things that you’ll find if you haven’t already gone to hedonism or traveled with the group, one of the things that you’ll find is people tend to go back at the same time every year because they’ve met friends or they’ve made connections and they always want to go back at the same time so they can continue to grow those friendships and make make new.

00:02:57:26 – 00:03:23:08
Tom and Bunny
Yes. Case in point, last one of last year’s contestants, she came in third. She just they just recently got married this summer and a big group from the corral went to her wedding or their wedding. And they’ve all become such good friends now they go to the corral a lot. So now they continue to go back and forth between New York and Slovenia.

00:03:23:10 – 00:03:48:23
Tom and Bunny
Yes, I talk with my hands, but I mean, that’s just a vacation point. I keep saying how fly by my face. And yes, I’ve hit him in the face before. I actually have, because I kind of lean forward. Yeah, you can’t do that. I look at my shirts all I try to go, I need my gear. So I need to be able to do that stuff you don’t want.

00:03:48:25 – 00:04:25:22
Tom and Bunny
You can’t have that kind of an impact. No. So anyways, yes. No. So for us, men’s not swimsuit is a fantastic time because we get to see all kinds of friends that we only see once a year now and in the past we just have a lot of staff at Mr. Swimsuit and the last year we didn’t have as much staff, so we all the staff that we had worked our butts off from eight in the morning until midnight, one in the morning every single day.

00:04:25:24 – 00:04:54:11
Tom and Bunny
And when I say work our butts off, it’s just we’re not working solid. But we can’t get drunk. No. And be at another event and be coherent. So it is working this time. We actually had an extra entertainment couple. Yeah. We also had another host couple and that host couple. I mean, the entertainers we had Mark Mays. Yes.

00:04:54:11 – 00:05:17:27
Tom and Bunny
And Terry, his wife. Yes. And then we had Beth and Kyle. I don’t know if I could say their name, but I guess we can. But we did. And it was great because Mark sings, plays guitar. He has a foot drum set, so he is a one man band, but he also has a band in Michigan and he does solo stuff.

00:05:17:27 – 00:05:45:01
Tom and Bunny
There are two Kyle plays saxophone and he sings, my God, he’s a mark and Kyle are both phenomenal singers. And then Beth is just so adorably cute and she’s she helps with me and Barney as a host couple when it’s just the four of us. Now, One of the one of the cool things, though, this year is Tom actually had two other women help him.

00:05:45:04 – 00:06:06:15
Tom and Bunny
We do at this particular event too, because it’s our men’s no swimsuit. We do a lot of photos. Tom is a photographer. No, he’s not a professional. He just knows how to use a camera in automatic mode. No, I know how to do lighting. Yes. I mean, look at our lights here. So what he would do is he had Beth.

00:06:06:21 – 00:06:36:05
Tom and Bunny
Beth and she and Jenny, they were his lighting girls. So previous years, we never wanted to interrupt the show for the people, but we also gained zero promotion out of it. So the photos in the past, I mean, while good, weren’t as good as I thought they could be, because when they’re on the stage, it’s really dark. And dark creates a very grainy photo and it doesn’t look as appealing.

00:06:36:07 – 00:06:58:14
Tom and Bunny
So after some discussions, I was able to have Beth and Jenny whenever our person that we want to take a picture of would come out, we would be front stage. And the second they would come out, they would turn on the LED lights. I would shoot a few pictures. They would turn off the LED lights and we would all walk away.

00:06:58:14 – 00:07:22:06
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, worked out that way. We didn’t block the audio. No. And it worked out absolutely perfect. And we’re going to be posting our no swimsuit icon just give me a couple of weeks and we’ll be posting a lot of the pictures on there because we actually have good pictures this year. I couldn’t I couldn’t do it for Tom because I have an attention span about this big and I’d be holding the light and I’d be like, squirrel.

00:07:22:08 – 00:07:53:26
Tom and Bunny
Yes, she would. She would. But also Bunny gets called away. And I do. Yeah. So we’re always we’re always within sight of each other, but we’re always doing something different at that event. Exactly. So I do the photography and I’m a liaison between Times trips and a lot of the clubs managers are owners, correct? So that way we can hopefully fulfill their needs while we’re at Jamaica.

00:07:53:28 – 00:08:34:03
Tom and Bunny
Right. And hopefully in the next several months we’ll be able to get our needs fulfilled after after surgery again. Well, we’re waiting on that. I, like the doctor said before, there’s no way they can deny it because it’s in my body. But they already did at first denial, which they denied Bunny on an MRI. So the doctor wrote a two page letter on the medical necessity of me having the surgery, and they have 30 days to review and they’re going to wait for every into the 30 days.

00:08:34:03 – 00:09:00:26
Tom and Bunny
So we’re not very hopeful right this second as far as insurance goes. And, you know, I want to reiterate to that because, you know, not only, you know, are we a travel agents within the pineapple world, but we are pineapple people, too. Yes. But we’re not the type that play separately. We only do it together. So therefore, if Tommy’s broken, I’m broken, too.

00:09:00:28 – 00:09:35:16
Tom and Bunny
Right. And so if you’re broken, heart broken. And I mean, I did have to explain that to a friend this last time who approached us, And I’m like, You do understand that we’re broken. And he’s like, You’re Tom is broken, but you’re not. And I’m like, Yeah, yeah. We’ve been married 38 years, been together 39 years. You don’t stay together this long without respecting each other and feeling like when a part of each other, when one is going through something, the other, unfortunately, yes, goes through it, too.

00:09:35:16 – 00:09:56:08
Tom and Bunny
And, you know, everybody’s life is different. Everybody is in the pineapple world differently. This is just how we do it and and what works for us. And I could I could tell buddy, let’s do this. And she’d probably say no. Right, Exactly. Just because she doesn’t feel comfortable. Nope. And if you’re not feeling comfortable, you’re not going to have a good time.

00:09:56:09 – 00:10:19:25
Tom and Bunny
Right. But so that being said, let me tell you, you know, one of the things I keep forgetting to write everything down, but the next time we go, I’m going to write down all the crazy things that you hear while you’re there. Right. But the one the one that I do specifically remember is I had a guest approached me in the pool and he had a cowboy hat on.

00:10:20:02 – 00:10:39:15
Tom and Bunny
Always wore a cowboy hat. And he says to me, Have you ever wrote a a bucking bronco? Like what? And he and I’m like, a rodeo. Rodeo or think, Yeah, or something like that. And I’m like, Why? Why would you even ask me that? And he goes, Well, have you ever rode in a rodeo? And I’m like, No.

00:10:39:21 – 00:11:02:06
Tom and Bunny
And he goes, Would you like to? And I’m like, Why? And he goes, Because I come out of chute one and I go, Well, that’s good, because I don’t like to shoot too. All right, guys, you know where she stands on that. But let me, too. It’s just fun, things like that. You know, the things that make things memorable when you have a good time with.

00:11:02:08 – 00:11:36:15
Tom and Bunny
Right. You know, just because you’re in the pineapple world doesn’t mean that you have to. Well, I there are people that fixate on having to do something with someone else every single night. And you know what? More power to them. We know couples that have been together as long as us that live that way. And we also know couples who didn’t make it past a couple of years because the other didn’t feel that the one loved them as much as the lifestyle.

00:11:36:17 – 00:12:05:13
Tom and Bunny
So we never put our feelings on the back burner. We’re always the forefront. And the pineapple world has changed dramatically since we entered it many, many years ago. I’m just going to leave it at that. But so already, so sorry. 38 years. I know, but so just the fact that it just because you’re there at Hedo doesn’t mean that you’re going to play with everybody or anybody talking about that.

00:12:05:18 – 00:12:28:15
Tom and Bunny
No, I’m just talking about I know, let’s not go negative. I’m just making connections because that’s kind of a negative. Okay. It was Harry’s birthday. It was Harry’s birthday. We’ve seen a lot of naked people. We didn’t. And one of the things we always hear and we’re not going to bring up any stories is bunny hairs all the time.

00:12:28:18 – 00:13:00:18
Tom and Bunny
I know, Harry. Yes. And we always wanted to do a video called I Know Harry because we have a hundreds stories of different scenarios of why they know Harry when they’re talking to Bunny. Bunny actually asked Harry if secret if we could have permission to do that video. And Harry said, absolutely. And then I got to thinking, would that come across as us talk and smack about anyone?

00:13:00:21 – 00:13:24:23
Tom and Bunny
So but, you know, the thing is, Harry, and for those of you that don’t know is Harry is the owner of hedonism, Right. And he is the nicest guy and he’s very, very friendly. So of course, he’s kind of shy, though. He is kind of shy. Yeah, he is kind of shy. He doesn’t mind people approaching him. He doesn’t really approach too many people.

00:13:24:23 – 00:13:54:11
Tom and Bunny
No, but that being said, everybody knows Harry. Every. Yes. Everybody knows Harry. I know Harry. Yeah. Do you know Harry? I know Harry. Yeah. He even got a business card. I did. His business cards are poker chips. I personally have never kissed Harry, but I know Harry, so I know. How are you going to last and binding? I know, Harry, but mine is.

00:13:54:14 – 00:14:20:07
Tom and Bunny
I know Harry goes less than a few other girls. yeah? yeah. Laila. So we just thought that would be kind of fun to do. Maybe when we’re no longer travel agents, no, but know it. But if we did tell stories, it would all be in fun. absolutely. There’s like, a comedian, right? Right. But we’re not funny.

00:14:20:10 – 00:14:44:08
Tom and Bunny
We’re not funny. But no. So, yeah. No, if you go there, Harry is usually he’s there a lot. He bought the place is his own personal private playground. From what I understand, his brother and sister all run the place and he has all the staff and the last person you want to go up to, to give advice on how to run Hedo is Harry.

00:14:44:08 – 00:15:07:09
Tom and Bunny
He doesn’t he go to his people? Let him have a drink in his hand. Actually, he did tell us a funny story that he was wearing his sandals at it. He was at the Teppanyaki. Yeah. And he was eating it. He was wearing a sandals hat and there’s a guest sitting next to him and he was doing all this complaining and and everything about the food.

00:15:07:09 – 00:15:28:19
Tom and Bunny
And then he says to Harry, he goes, Well, how who are you? And he goes, My name is Harry. And he goes in, What do you do? And he goes, I’m the owner of this place. But he didn’t take it offensively. No, he didn’t. He actually took that as real honest, constructive criticism because the guy didn’t know who he was.

00:15:28:21 – 00:15:47:18
Tom and Bunny
He was telling us that they were going to be updating the rooms that caught on fire. Yep. And, yeah, those go down. Those get. There’s the first 20 rooms are going to be not going to take five and a half months. It’s going to take two years. And I said can I put in a request And it’s like you want to request for what?

00:15:47:18 – 00:16:13:20
Tom and Bunny
And I’m like to change the curtains from cream to anything else to anything else. He goes, You don’t like my green curtains? Nope. No, because they were there before you started. Are were they orange? I think they were. But now they’re seventies green. Yeah. Yeah. Avocado. Green. Yeah, definitely. I had cars that were that color green. Right. I don’t want to date myself, but they were muscle cars.

00:16:13:20 – 00:16:36:06
Tom and Bunny
But I mean, you know, in when he’s there you don’t he’s, he’s there to have fun. He’s not there to. Anyone want to talk business? No, no. So we just out with Harry again. Happy birthday. We told. We told you happy birthday while we were there. Happy birthday across our channel. Yeah. And he didn’t even know we did videos, right?

00:16:36:12 – 00:17:01:09
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. So see that everybody knows. Yeah. Because we don’t go running around saying we have a YouTube channel either you either you find us or you don’t. Exactly. And the most important person there didn’t find us. But. But his sister in law watches over. yes, she does. Hi, Diane. Hi, Dr. Richard. Richard. But Richard is Bonnie’s dessert buddy.

00:17:01:12 – 00:17:27:19
Tom and Bunny
Yes. We get to talk about desserts because they have a brand new pastry chef. And it’s amazing. And yes, she is straight up says, be careful, you’ll get fat. I, I would just as soon miss dinner. Yeah. Go to the desserts. Yeah, but. But no, we had an amazing time. And going back to Miss swimsuit since we’re talking about that Harry saw on the top.

00:17:27:19 – 00:17:50:14
Tom and Bunny
Inaki bar is closed, and we heard complaints before we went there that it was warm in there and stuff like that. And the air couldn’t keep up when we were in there, we we were freezing. We got freezing in a bad way, in a very good way that we were expecting it to feel like 90 in there. And it actually felt like 72.

00:17:50:14 – 00:18:21:06
Tom and Bunny
It used to feel like it was outside, honey, it was an outside. It was 120 degrees. So yeah, it was actually a very nice, enjoyable. And they got a big long sushi bar now. Yes. So you can sit up there and order your sushi. You can get a salad up there. So it was very, very nice improvement. Now me and Bonnie are going through dental work and twice I got a front crown.

00:18:21:07 – 00:18:43:16
Tom and Bunny
I wasn’t going to bring it. I’m going to break today because we don’t give two craps, but twice my crown came off. Yeah. Was the first time it was at the tap in the Rocky. And we, I took a bite of shrimp or something and I could feel it dangling and thank God I didn’t swallow it.

00:18:43:17 – 00:19:04:24
Tom and Bunny
No. And then we got that glued on. And then a few days later, it came out, come off again. Again. I got a dentist appointment this Tuesday. We’re going to see what we can do. The crown needs to be replaced anyway, so it’s it’s starting to get a hole in the back from the. I mean, how long have I had this thing.

00:19:04:27 – 00:19:29:22
Tom and Bunny
years. Yeah. But, you know, it’s pretty funny because we do have a dentist that travels with us, so. So we’re sitting at dinner and. And I’m like, I need you in our room now. Our boss is like, What? I’m like, No, no, I need your services. So when we came back, she’s like, You carry dental supplies with you.

00:19:29:25 – 00:19:51:29
Tom and Bunny
She’s like, Well, yeah, of course I would. But we had a little thing that we brought just in case, because I just got a new bridge. Yeah. And I was concerned that the new bridge might have an issue. So we wanted to be prepared. We bought the glue. We didn’t know there was only enough glue on that little bottle to do half of the crown.

00:19:52:02 – 00:20:22:22
Tom and Bunny
It says that it’s good for ten bullcrap. I squeezed every drop out of there. Just so you know, it’s called recap it and it’s actually good to have in your luggage if you have any crowns. Well, yeah, we’re going to do a video on things you definitely should take because we never really thought about crowns falling out except for when I just got the bridge and we never thought about prescription glasses bringing an extra pair.

00:20:22:22 – 00:20:46:14
Tom and Bunny
If you’re going to be there for seven, 12, 14 days, that’s a long time to go without glasses. So we both brought extra glasses and I always carry extra reading to figure out my lens. I always carry extra readers to live up at the desk in case somebody says, I can’t really read that. I’m like, Here, here we go.

00:20:46:16 – 00:21:11:15
Tom and Bunny
So now on no swimsuit. I just went up base a little with the top jockey. Then it went into my crown right? So arm is no swimsuit that we had eight amazing ladies. They all did a great job. They did a fit, and they all worked well together. Ah, and we are very excited to be part of their journey.

00:21:11:18 – 00:21:35:09
Tom and Bunny
yeah. And you know, it was really great because they have to do certain different little contests to win your vote. Because if you travel with us, then you get to vote on who’s going to be the winner. So it for me, the biggest thing is to watch when they first come in how shy they are. They’re like, I don’t even know if I can do this.

00:21:35:12 – 00:21:56:05
Tom and Bunny
And even some of their husbands are like that too, too. At the end of the week, they’ve got this confidence that just amazes right every time. And the one thing that I always look forward to is talent show, because you never know what people are going to pull off. Every one of them was amazing. they did a great job.

00:21:56:05 – 00:22:25:23
Tom and Bunny
So good. Yeah. I, I’ve already edited all the videos. We’re figuring out one because we, we have people signed photo releases and we, we’ve told all the girls in the beginning that if they have anyone up on stage with them are using them as props, they had to make sure they had the Graham wristband and a photo release was signed and one of the contestants invited all the guys up to the stage.

00:22:25:23 – 00:22:47:12
Tom and Bunny
And all I see is faces and I can’t see risk. And and it was later in the week if I just had a black rectangle just covering the heads down. It blocked half of the video and she was on a pole, so it would have blocked half. Yeah. So we’re still trying to figure out I got I’ve never been able to do videos.

00:22:47:12 – 00:23:04:24
Tom and Bunny
We don’t do videos with the other people. So I never learned how to blur faces. So when the face turns away, the floor goes away. But when it goes towards the camera, it automatically blurs it. But I got to do that with 20 dudes. I got to figure out how to do that and not blur her face. Right?

00:23:04:25 – 00:23:28:08
Tom and Bunny
So it’s just something that might take me a little longer. Yeah, something you definitely have to research and learn. Or maybe I know somebody that can take that video and do it for them, so we’ll figure it out. But we do plan on uploading all those videos to our YouTube so that way you can look at each of the contestants videos, maybe minus one.

00:23:28:11 – 00:23:53:21
Tom and Bunny
We’ll see. We’ll see. But we had dancing, we had singing, we had group dancing. Yeah. So we say. And then we had one too, where she she draws and makes custom hats. Yeah. Her husband came out and gave the winner of the best dressed one of her hats that she had already on. Yeah. So it was really, really.

00:23:53:26 – 00:24:22:29
Tom and Bunny
It’s very cool. I was just to see. Right. Yes, that was Tiffany. So it’s very cool along the border and you’re out of Tulsa, Oklahoma. And the one that I kind of it didn’t shock me, but I was really impressed by the way that she did. It was Kelly from Sapphire. Everybody does. I touched myself. Well, not everybody, but when they do it, they want to do it real sexy and everything like that.

00:24:22:29 – 00:24:46:19
Tom and Bunny
She had fun with the song, right? And she made me appreciate the song We could. She was having fun with it, and it turned out really, really good. Yeah, I think she’s. Q She’s very you know, they’re all I like her look. yeah, Yeah. That. You like the girl next door? I do like the girl next. And, you know, we were I was taking pictures and there was a girl from Vibe.

00:24:46:20 – 00:25:10:04
Tom and Bunny
Vibe is a hotel party out of Nashville, Tennessee, and we’re now part of the Vibe Tribe. We are well, part of the Vibe Tribe because now we live here. And Megan, she was just an adorably cute girl, but she knew how to take cute pictures. And so we’re going to be putting those on our social media real soon.

00:25:10:04 – 00:25:34:22
Tom and Bunny
I’m still going through all the pictures right now that all the girls took great pictures, but Megan probably stood out as most outward outgoing as far as doing the poses. So, yeah, it’s almost like I would have thought she had a Tik-Tok page or an Instagram page. She was the only one that you pulled out the camera and she knew what to do.

00:25:34:23 – 00:26:03:24
Tom and Bunny
She knew what to do. Yeah. And then Lacy from Paradise Lakes Resort out of Tampa, Florida, just elegant, beautiful girl. And she took some amazing pictures. But as she was watching Megan, she started coming out of her shell and doing cute hats. And when I say cute, I don’t mean childish. I mean just just really cool pictures. Having fun with the camera, right?

00:26:03:24 – 00:26:26:24
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Not making love to the camera, but. Yeah, exactly. Because you know what we’re using. You use these as marketing and you want you want it to show that we’re having fun and all the girls get copies of all these pictures so that way they could show all their friends and everything. So we want to give them the best possible photo that we can.

00:26:26:29 – 00:26:54:02
Tom and Bunny
I know everyone has their camera phones and they were posting, but hopefully some of mine with my lighting might be something that they want to share. Yeah. Now we went to that Glow party on Tuesday. We we went to take pictures of our contestants and put the camera away. We were there for an hour and a half taking pictures of our contestants, guest friends, all kinds of people.

00:26:54:05 – 00:27:15:28
Tom and Bunny
But they had a backdrop we use and that was one of the ones that I was so squirrel with because I kept trying to find people and then I’d walk away. Don’t say a word. My like, well, I like going because I didn’t have it on my camera because like, the lights I was using didn’t have the hot shoe for the camera.

00:27:16:01 – 00:27:36:23
Tom and Bunny
So I had a handle that you could hold it with. And I had two tripods. And here’s Bunny walking away with the light right? But no, it’s just such an amazing time. And we didn’t go on the catamaran. We stayed back and got some work done. And then we went on a pub crawl. Not on all. We got canceled.

00:27:36:29 – 00:28:01:24
Tom and Bunny
Got canceled because we got it canceled for any nefarious reason. We just only had three people signed up and it’s a lot of expense. So we had a Thursday pub crawl, so the Tuesday one got canceled and we asked anyone that was going on Tuesday to just move over to Thursday. And so but everyone wants to go on the catamaran.

00:28:01:27 – 00:28:32:08
Tom and Bunny
the play this catamarans hedonism was dead, but it was nice for us. Well, while the catamarans were out, it was like quiet, but it gave us time because we had Mark in for the contestants and all of their group on one. And then we had Kyle in for contestants and all of their groups. Yes, on the other and then any other guests that didn’t come with one of the groups, they could pick what boat they wanted.

00:28:32:08 – 00:28:55:12
Tom and Bunny
You know, forget what cream was, a flying remotes. That’s a flying. And boy, let me tell you, I don’t think any and I don’t think anybody remember sunblock. No, they came back with red. Came back so red. But yeah, if you have a food fetish that was the the boats to be on because they were eating whipped cream off of everything.

00:28:55:12 – 00:29:29:17
Tom and Bunny
Everything, everything. It’s not even lifted off the pole probably, but from what everybody was telling me, it was the best catamaran they’d ever been on. Well, I don’t doubt it. Yeah. Eight contestants, beautiful contestants. And for on each boat and everyone’s a judge. And those contestants are vying for those votes from those people. And I know Beth told me that she went around and grabbed gathered all of the girls and put them on the front of the boat so they could all dance.

00:29:29:17 – 00:30:01:28
Tom and Bunny
And then everybody else joined them. Yes. So, yeah, it’s it was a really good time. But like I said, we we stayed behind, got some work done, and then we got to check out one of our newer deejays that. yeah, came on. Yeah. He deejay Bad Boy. What is it? What’s his name? Scott. Scott. Yeah, he he actually contacted us and wanted to try out or wanted to see if we’d be interested in deejay.

00:30:01:28 – 00:30:26:05
Tom and Bunny
And I said, Well, our bosses are going to be at this event in October, and you’re welcome to come. But if you email them, we get emails from 30 deejays a year or more. And while they might be great, we don’t we don’t know just based off of email. So I said, why don’t you come talk to them in person?

00:30:26:05 – 00:30:47:27
Tom and Bunny
Maybe they’ll put you up for whatever reason. He didn’t deejay in October. No, no. So he came back out for no swimsuit and they actually put him in a new poll from 2 to 4, which is the prime time. And he did a great job. He did do a great job. Now let’s go back. Old fat guys brought their own entertainer.

00:30:48:02 – 00:31:13:00
Tom and Bunny
my gosh. Professor Woo, He was he’s fun. He’s a qualified investor. So he’s well-spoken, articulate. He sings karaoke. And when I heard him sing a couple of years ago, I was really taken aback. This guy’s good. So he’s deejaying the pool parties, he’s helping with the pool games. He had never done this before. This a first time.

00:31:13:05 – 00:31:33:19
Tom and Bunny
He had seen it but never done it. He’s singing in the DJ booth, so people are actually thinking it’s music. Then he comes out on the pool deck singing, and he did a great job playing music. And he did Flashdance and he did Flashdance where they dumped the bucket of water on him while he is on a chair.

00:31:33:22 – 00:32:00:07
Tom and Bunny
And he’s not a small guy, so he is part of the old fat guys. But yeah, no, everybody did. Amazing. Yes. And Scott will be back with this, I believe. I can’t remember when he’s coming back. I think he’s actually going going to be there for Thanksgiving. Wow. Nice. So you got a job? Yeah, because we don’t actually hire I mean, we can refer and we can recommend, but we don’t actually do the hiring.

00:32:00:09 – 00:32:35:00
Tom and Bunny
So we’re just employees that we are. But other than that, well, Party is one of Buddy’s favorites. But again, no swimsuit. we set up a 360 photo booth, but it was raining. Yeah. And we impromptu we had a party down at the parade. Paul and Mark was playing video music, so we set the 360 photo booth and we did like 26 or 27 videos because no one really knew what was down there.

00:32:35:00 – 00:32:56:23
Tom and Bunny
We just at the very last minute, within like 30 minutes before we said we can do it here. You know, I think had we been able to set up for it during Glo party, we would have beat our record on how many people we’ve done videos of. But the fact that it’s 51 hour, we only set it up for one hour.

00:32:56:26 – 00:33:23:26
Tom and Bunny
But the fact is, is it had poured and poured and the crowd was we were afraid people would get up and slip on that. Yeah, it’s not a very big platform really. And the reason why we only do it for one hour is because hedonism is all inclusive. Not only do you get all the food at all the restaurants and the grills, it’s all inclusive with alcohol and people are enjoying the stage show.

00:33:23:26 – 00:33:46:19
Tom and Bunny
And we do the booth from 10 to 11 because after the stage show ends, people start hitting that bar and we realized drunk people why we want to cater to everyone. There are limits to how much you can do, how much I can take when someone I got online, a piece you can take, Well, we’ve got a line of people.

00:33:46:19 – 00:34:04:24
Tom and Bunny
And in a when people have been drinking, they’re not kind of not at their level. Very true. So, I mean, it’s not an upset thing. It’s just that we want to make sure everyone’s safe and we want to make sure our work is safe. So we tear it down. And then that way, me and Bonnie can enjoy the party.

00:34:04:28 – 00:34:39:19
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, cause that it said, that’s my favorite, right? And so, no, it’s definitely a lot of fun. We have fun taking videos, but eventually when my back starts feeling better, I’ll be the fool out there dancing. When they play Sandstorm by Druid anything techno because that’s all I can dance to because I don’t have any rhythm. Now, the one thing was I got to relax in the morning because Bonnie had to go to rehearsals every morning at 930 now ten, 930 the first day.

00:34:39:21 – 00:35:01:27
Tom and Bunny
So I got to just chill in the air conditioned room and yes, and our air conditioning actually worked this time. Yeah, it was cold. And what they do is they’ll do a final video of the performance and then they send me the video and I put it up on YouTube, but it’s not open to the public and I share it to just the girls so they can keep watching it.

00:35:01:27 – 00:35:23:27
Tom and Bunny
So that and I’ll tell you what, this year, because we did that and those videos were viewed quite a bit. Yeah, the performance this year was really good. Yeah. Yeah. What are you talking about? They had it down day one, right? But I watched all the views on YouTube, so they were watching it during the week. All week long.

00:35:23:27 – 00:36:05:06
Tom and Bunny
Because you could tell. Right, right. Cause day number two, let’s see here. The first rehearsal was on Monday, right? Then they do the catamaran. They came back on Wednesday. Winston was late coming to rehearsal, so we started without them. They already had it all down. Good. Completely down. So, yeah, the girls on no swimsuit do a rehearsal every day because on Friday night, even though all the votes have been cast and everything and we’re going to announce a winner by what, 830 and 8:00, they start the stage show.

00:36:05:06 – 00:36:33:29
Tom and Bunny
And that’s where we got multiple people going up and entertaining the audience and talking about that week and the past and the future and everything. And then the girls come out and do that stage show and then we then they come out and they do the question, Yeah, they come out, do a nude question, and then they all line up.

00:36:33:29 – 00:37:03:25
Tom and Bunny
I, I wanted to get a picture of all of them in the gowns so that way I could post it because it didn’t work out that way. So when they’re all nude, if I post it, blur out, somebody is going to complain. It’s still going to get hit and we still get I get a little thing. Yeah, I try not to do that, but we can post our on no swimsuit dot com and it will be Yeah that will be yeah.

00:37:03:25 – 00:37:30:01
Tom and Bunny
Because you know what we are actually redesigning our website too so everything is going to be new and fresh out there pretty soon. Yep. And lots of links to see. Can I go back and reset. No. So that we don’t trace nothing. We’re unscripted. Yes. Start to finish what we started. UPS 38 minutes. Sorry. No one’s going to walk it that far.

00:37:30:04 – 00:37:52:26
Tom and Bunny
If you watch it that far. Flub in common. There you go. There you go, buddy. Flubbed up. what do I always do? Flub up, Flub up. So what else, if anything? No, no. It’s just, you know, if you guys want to book with this, if you want to have a lots and lots of fun, give us a call.

00:37:52:26 – 00:38:16:20
Tom and Bunny
I can. The phone number. Right. I got to figure it out right there. you got to see her. we got to go sit on that. it’s it’s bad. It’s backwards. Okay? That’s why I’m always doing it wrong. But call us 800 2850853 and check it out. You can even. it knocked out that one. Yes.

00:38:16:24 – 00:38:37:11
Tom and Bunny
If you’re watching, if you’re on podcast sorry there is a screen up of mine and Bonnie’s cartoon character with Tom strips 800 to 8 50853. You can book your travel directly with but yes. Then just a reminder that hedonism is no longer a place that you can just book at the spur of the moment. you’re going to book.

00:38:37:12 – 00:39:02:26
Tom and Bunny
I was talking to Harry about it. It’s it’s gone crazy. Four or five months out, it’s sold out. I mean, we’re sitting here right now, March 17th. We have a trip, June 15th through the 22nd. Sorry, We had a friend contact us yesterday. We had rooms where he had a room and he gave it up Well, but then he called before we left and he said he may go.

00:39:02:26 – 00:39:29:06
Tom and Bunny
He had to wait to figure out financial because it rooms were to him for at that time. And he goes, can we keep an eye out in the room? Well, there’s no keeping an eye out cause when you want it and because we can’t hold nothing. No. And he reached out to us yesterday and unfortunately. But when he first reached out to us, there were six rooms available, both and the cheapest category.

00:39:29:09 – 00:39:50:18
Tom and Bunny
And but I get it. He wanted to make sure he could pay for rent and his waiting for bonus, but also to the other thing is is like for our week in October I already have a list of waiting waiting list. So yeah, just because an event is up by a week, that is by week. Yeah, that’s. That’s for our single rooms.

00:39:50:18 – 00:40:15:28
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. Singles. They only allow 20 single mothers, female or male, right. Yes. I just want to clarify, but it’s more the traveling. It’s only 20 singles. But we do have at this very moment out of 280 some rooms. 20 rooms left. Yes. And they’re in cheaper categories. They are. Because the what’s the ocean view and the premiums and the Jacuzzi.

00:40:16:01 – 00:40:38:28
Tom and Bunny
But if you want a premium or Jacuzzi, you have to book what we have available in the cheapest category because there is now a waiting list for a premium room and people do cancel. So but in order to get the premium room, the people who booked and showed loyalty on that booking early will get the same awards. Definitely.

00:40:38:28 – 00:40:59:00
Tom and Bunny
If you want to go to bye week October 5th through the 12th, you better be calling us this week because you just booked another one today. No, I’ve got three I have to put in. my God. So they’re going like wildfire. Like I said, this is March 17th and we’re going we figure that these rooms are going to be gone by the 1st of April.

00:40:59:01 – 00:41:23:01
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. And the next. And then everybody will go on a waiting list. And then we’re going to get all the pissed off cancellations. So, yeah, if you want to go bye week, October 5th to the 12th, you got to call Bunny 800 to 8 50853 and you got up, got to make a commitment to reserve your room because if you delay the next day there may not be.

00:41:23:04 – 00:41:48:01
Tom and Bunny
Yeah. No. And you know what we got some really great ones coming up in September. Tom and I will be there for our sentebale on September 28 through October 5th. Those ones, we do have rooms available, not very many, but that one, that one obviously will sell out real quick too. But but definitely, if you want to go with us, that’s going to be the next time we have availability that we’re going.

00:41:48:01 – 00:42:03:29
Tom and Bunny
Yeah, because we’re going on April eight from eight and in September and April and June are both already sold out. Yeah. So yes, rooms go very, very fast. And if, you know, years ago you used to be able to call and say, Hey, I want to go to Hilo next month. sure. Well, we’ll get you. No, no.

00:42:04:01 – 00:42:44:14
Tom and Bunny
Right. Unfortunately, I mean, it’s good for us. It’s good for Hedo, but it’s not good for you guys. Yeah, but yeah, all right. So this was part two of two. Yes, we did. Stay Royalton for four days. Next video We’ll we’ll just we’ll talk about our stay there. I overdosed myself on sugar I’m I’m diabetic I got to meet her there and they they served a pineapple drink that it felt like you’re eating a frickin pineapple.

00:42:44:17 – 00:43:10:02
Tom and Bunny
And I couldn’t stop drinking them. No, I didn’t even get heartburn. I was just such a sucker, and I didn’t even think he was like, I’m not drunk. I honestly wasn’t drunk, but he just like, yeah, yeah, we’ll talk about that. Yeah, diabetic and pineapple drinking, pineapple juice. Don’t what not to do. Right at an all inclusive resort in Jamaica.

00:43:10:02 – 00:43:32:27
Tom and Bunny
In Jamaica. All right, so we’re going to cut this. And just so you know, all of our videos are on podcast except for our little short promotional videos and all of our podcast are on YouTube. So you can listen to it in your car, you can watch it, whatever you want to do. We do appreciate the comments, the feedback, not the negative ones.

00:43:32:27 – 00:43:58:19
Tom and Bunny
We delete and block those, so don’t even waste your time. No, it might be up for a few hours, could be up for a week or two, but you will be dealt with like deleted block And we’re just trying to have fun and we’re trying to make things easier on you, too. Yes. So until next time, if you have any questions or want us to talk about something, definitely make a comment.

00:43:58:19 – 00:44:10:24
Tom and Bunny
We do read the comments we. Well, you do. I do. I do before and I tell buddy the good ones. Yeah. So anyway, until next time. We’ll see you soon. We’ll see you soon.

Going back to Hedonism in Jamaica with Tom and Bunny

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Going back to Hedonism in Jamaica with Tom and Bunny

We are going back to Hedonism Resort in Jamaica Feb 22, 2024 to March 13,2024 for an epic time with two really great travel groups hosted by Tom’s Trips.

Old Fat Guys with Hot Chicks is our first week, this group started with a few friends from Wisconsin and this upcoming event they have over 86 rooms booked. This group is inclusive as they never let anyone feel left out regardless and you can expect fun activities from the Room Crawl, Pub Crawls, Old Fat Guy Olympic games as well as cocktail parties and pool parties.

The Tom’s Trips Ms No Swimsuit is in it’s 24th year as a leader at Hedonism as far a pagents go. 8 ladies from resorts and clubs around the nation are chosen to represent and come with the in it to win it mentality. Events are Nude Fashion show, Anything But Clothes, Wet T-shirt contest, Glow party, Foam party, Beach party and Catamarans with nude snorkel and partying. Also is off site dinners and pub crawls. The best part is, YOU ARE A JUDGE! by booking to Tom’s Trips, you are officially a judge at this event!

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Transcript

00:00:03:01 - 00:00:26:08
Unknown
Hey, everyone. Tom and Bunny here. And I know we're getting ready to watch our next video. And if you find this video useful or some of the videos in the past, please do us a favor by booking your travel through us at Tom's trips dot com or give us a call at one 800 2850853. And I can answer any questions and get you booked on your next lifestyle vacation.

00:00:26:08 - 00:00:50:06
Unknown
Hey, everyone. We're Tom and Bunny coming to you live from the Nashville area. Semi-private if you're watching this. Right. And we are the host of Tom and Money.com, as well as your host on a lot of our travel that is coming up. Yes. So first off, I want to say happy Valentine's Day. Well, belated Valentine's Day because this video will probably come out about a week or so after.

00:00:50:08 - 00:01:21:03
Unknown
Well, that's okay. It's too. Happy Valentine's Day, Tom. Okay. Valentine's Day dagger drive that screwdriver. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm all dressed in red. You are? How come I'm not? Well, you don't have any red. Okay, But he dresses me these every time I dress. You, you. We say we look. We look like Twinkies. We So we are getting ready to head back to Hedonism Resort in Jamaica.

00:01:21:05 - 00:01:46:10
Unknown
But this time. Okay, so last time we just did January recap. Yeah. And that video we talked about being there for 17 or 18 days. This time we're going back for 21 days. Yes. And you know what? Before we got to go and have fun and and kind of be on vacation this time, we have to work. This time we do have to work.

00:01:46:13 - 00:02:15:29
Unknown
And if you watched our Tom Brokaw's, you know what video currently we do not have an update as of right this minute during the taping of this video. All I know is the reservoir is completely empty. Yeah. So there's nothing to go from the reservoir into little guy. So it's going to be a long 21 days. We're going to be just nudists at hedonism this time.

00:02:15:29 - 00:02:43:17
Unknown
Well, I have to be a me too. Me too. So at one of the things that when we got into the lifestyle, we, you know, everyone sets their ground rules, their boundaries, and we had a laundry list of them and what we found is too many roles is too many roles. It hinders. Absolutely. It does play. Are you a Leonardo DiCaprio?

00:02:43:17 - 00:03:21:09
Unknown
Are you? I just I got to hear you had a that doesn't sound good. Leonardo DiCaprio on the Super Bowl on. They caught him doing a lot. They did. And you had to pointed out it could have just got right through notice. No, no, no. So anyway, they did the CAT scan. All we know right now is the reservoir that we talked about in the video, which I couldn't think of the name for the life of me, but Bonnie had to tell me what the name was.

00:03:21:11 - 00:03:48:26
Unknown
It was empty. So that's why the little plunger goes flat, because there's nothing to draw out of the reservoir, except nothing is a thing. Exactly. So we will do another a full update video, probably after the surgery, because it's going to go really fast. It's going to go from there, going to calls with the surgery day, and we're going to find out what they're going to do, probably the day of surgery.

00:03:48:26 - 00:04:10:23
Unknown
Well, he did actually tell you, though, that it's going to be a complete replacement. Right. But you never know what happens. I know. Yeah, lots of things can happen. He said he did contact insurance. And what he did say is, since I already have it in my body that the insurance can't refuse it, but it could take a while to approve it.

00:04:10:24 - 00:04:33:27
Unknown
Right. And they did tell us that it could take up to two weeks. Yeah, but he's going to be on the phone with them tomorrow to tell them our travel schedule because we're that important. And she's going to say, Do you know who you're talking to Exactly. he's people, right? We need this fixed. You know what? We should we should tell them to do it for free.

00:04:33:29 - 00:04:59:16
Unknown
Because in the for a sponsorship, because we talk about it all the time. You know, somebody asked me last night that I wanted a Philly account with them. And I said, you know what? No, I and my my main reasoning is, is the partners in necklaces. We do not have an affiliate. We do not get no monetary or nothing from them.

00:04:59:22 - 00:05:28:01
Unknown
We just love, love, love their jewelry, spunk, love. We they send us love to share around partners. It sends us necklaces to give away. It's not like we're selling them. And motor body God, we love motor money. They send us randomly some motor buddies for clubs and different events and stuff like that. No, we are giving away motor bunnies.

00:05:28:03 - 00:05:49:23
Unknown
So before we get for our email, but just let you know for the next four or five months that motor money is going to be getting a lot of use. Should I be jealous of motor body? Right. Are you saying you're going to cheat on me with a motor buddy? You can watch. I can watch. I can't watch.

00:05:49:25 - 00:06:16:00
Unknown
Can't touch. I can watch. But that's okay. As long as Barney's happy. I am happy. Of course. Of course. Right. Okay. You know what, though? While we're on that subject and people probably are asking, so can you not do anything? Well, I didn't want to make this video about my job. I think we should, but we already did a video about my junk.

00:06:16:00 - 00:06:37:29
Unknown
I think people want to hear more about what our upcoming plans are. All right. So, yeah, we'll talk about my junk and the good, bad, the ugly, the everything when we do the update video because we need 30 minutes to talk about something. That's what the algorithms say. All right. So we did try to do the dirty last night.

00:06:38:04 - 00:07:00:19
Unknown
We did. It was like we were in high school all over again. All right, enough with that. We'll talk about the dirty last night on a future podcast. Kind of like a clickbait. There you go. And then that way we can talk about we'll do it after the surgery schedule and talk about how we overcame certain sexual reasons.

00:07:00:20 - 00:07:27:12
Unknown
Of course. All right, fine. I want to talk about your junk. If you're listening to this, our podcast, jump over to YouTube and just search Tom and Bonnie. And if you're on YouTube, you can listen to all of our videos on podcast. You just won't be able to see us or any images. We put spots on the screen like, like this one here, like Tom's trips, right?

00:07:27:12 - 00:07:53:09
Unknown
Exactly. The end, it was almost a nip slip. So they definitely don't want it over there anyways. That would have been good. Would you say call the Enquirer? Call the Enquirer? Yes. Yes. So we are actually like those dresses, too. Yes, of course. We get a lot of compliments on these dresses. That's why Bunny wears them. That's why Bunny buys them is because if we get positive feedback, it encourages we get negative feedback.

00:07:53:09 - 00:08:11:21
Unknown
We just have to block people. And that sucks. And we don't want we don't want to block people. But you know what? I do buy a lot of my dresses on Amazon, so I should start putting them back up. You should know that's how we can make money. Go to Tom and money.com. We'll put an Amazon link up and all you got to do is click on it.

00:08:11:21 - 00:08:37:18
Unknown
You could buy anything, just click on that link and then we'll make a penny or two per sale. But if a billion people that actually buy something, we might make $1,000,000. Really, we would take that much out of. Jeff Well, if a billion people and you divide that down to one penny per transaction, I think that's like 1 million.

00:08:37:18 - 00:09:06:12
Unknown
I think a billion people. I think you're really reaching. I'm reaching. We're not that popular. I know we've got friends and family watching this. Maybe next year, maybe if you have a nip slip, maybe, just maybe. Right. I was looking through our Facebook and there's just it's just a general picture of Bunny standing. We have three bars in our dining room.

00:09:06:14 - 00:09:30:07
Unknown
Would you have seen our bar? That was the big backdrop behind us before. But we also have and if you go to our Facebook, you'll see Bunny standing in front of a bar. And then we have a whiskey keg. That's another bar that image has almost 11,000 likes on it and like a thousand comments and it doesn't show nearly what you're showing now.

00:09:30:10 - 00:09:49:07
Unknown
Well, maybe I have to do. The next one is in turtlenecks that you want her to wear. Turtlenecks say yes or no. And that yes, the turtlenecks are no. The turtlenecks in the I don't want you to look like what's her name? Haley. Nikki Haley. She wears a lot of turtlenecks. Are you? Don't want me to look like a grandma.

00:09:49:09 - 00:10:12:16
Unknown
I don't want you to look like a grandma. So if you love Nike, Nikki Haley, nothing wrong with that. It's just I think she'd get more support with a shirt like this just so she bends over a little bit. Yeah, Kind of jiggle. So. So, yeah, we're getting ready to head back to Hedonism. They got to be general manager.

00:10:12:17 - 00:10:37:13
Unknown
They do. I know. We just found out today. Today? So I was just posted. There's a Facebook group called our Favorite Jamaican Vacation Place. And it's a great group. There's like 15, 16, 17,000 members on there, but it's about hedonism. So if you want to know more about hedonism, you can jump on there. Make sure you book with Tom, strip stuff.

00:10:37:14 - 00:11:03:04
Unknown
Well, keep your loyalty where you anywhere from? Don't go anywhere else. Just call me. So we're going back with two events this time. And a vacation. And a vacation. Yes, we we, I we will definitely need that relaxing vacation after I got a hair on my eye. Now, see, I came from my nose. Your nose? A lot more.

00:11:03:06 - 00:11:33:29
Unknown
So the first group that we're going to go with is we're going to go April 28th, not April, February 22nd. Yes. And then we'll be there till March 13th. So that's a long time. It is a long time. It's a long time. So February, where is it? February 24th start starts the old fat guys with hot chicks. Now let's create a picture.

00:11:34:01 - 00:11:58:07
Unknown
This is not like the Facebook meme of all the big fat guys that are rich and wealthy billionaires with the yachts and private planes and the little skinny, tiny little boy. Yes, that's not this kind of good old fat guys. And hot chicks are like me and Bonnie. Yes, we are a great representation. We are. Absolutely. Yeah. And it's all about our ages.

00:11:58:07 - 00:12:21:05
Unknown
I mean, we have people that are as young as early thirties and some that are quite older, but the core group is right in their we're just and we love to party it. They are the best group. So one of the things and we sit and probably mention this on YouTube because our bosses could be watching it. I got to talk my head this way.

00:12:21:05 - 00:12:46:16
Unknown
I don't know why it's not at this, but we love the group because we're we're there as our company motto is we show you a good time by having a good time ourselves. So this group is one of the few groups where they're got, what, 80 plus room? So we do it's going to be a very, very big crowd.

00:12:46:20 - 00:13:09:14
Unknown
So they have a little committee, not a little committee. It's a big chat group, but they have their own committee. Their committee puts on their entertainment, their pool games. The room chromium body started a room crawl years ago and they have since taken it over and take taken what we started and made it a great thing because we don't have to be involved.

00:13:09:17 - 00:13:33:04
Unknown
I just have the method out with the rooms right all And this group is very accepting of everyone. If you are there by yourself, you are welcome into the group. If you're with another group, you're welcome to come party with us. It's it's not about drawing lines in the sand. It's just about having a great vacation and a great time.

00:13:33:07 - 00:14:01:26
Unknown
And and one of the things that that group leaders, just our group leaders, they say, is if any of the guests have issues, normally they would come to me and Buddy and then we would deal with it. But they like to be hands on. And so they tell all the guests, you have an issue, you come to them, and then if they can't fix it, they will come to us and then they expect us to fix it.

00:14:01:28 - 00:14:24:00
Unknown
And you know what? We are so good with that. And they tell their group we're there to party and have a great time with them because they truly enjoy our company as much as we enjoy theirs. I'm just saying that we'll find out next year and find out next year for invited back. So we're going to have just a great time.

00:14:24:00 - 00:14:44:19
Unknown
We're going to take we're going to drink beer and eat cheese curds, drink beer and eat cheese curds. Just the word cheese curds sound gross. You know, a lot of them are from Wisconsin. I got to tell my head this way. Again, they're they're from Wisconsin and Canada, but now they're all over the world. you know, the bad part.

00:14:44:22 - 00:15:09:17
Unknown
The bad part about that group. By the time by the time they leave, you would think that I'm from Wisconsin. Bonnie gets the accent. She visits her sister in Oklahoma within hours. She has an Oklahoma accent. She visits friends in Texas. She's talking about pizza. When there are all kinds of stuff I can adapt. She adapts to fast.

00:15:09:19 - 00:15:36:01
Unknown
Good thing that we don't go to New Jersey, right? So, yeah, they're going to they got their own entertainer coming out. The pull games will assist them in everything that they need assistance on. They will have at our site dinner with 20 people going to Ivan's. There's room here. Bonnie will go. But if not me, I'm it. We go all the time, so we'd rather as many people can take advantage of that.

00:15:36:01 - 00:16:04:03
Unknown
And they have their own host. And we we because we definitely want everybody to experience different parts of Jamaica to not just hedonism and then the pub crawl. We will definitely be on the pub crawl. We expect normally we take one bus and about 26 people and trust me, they're in there pretty tight. This group will need two busses and we'll have probably 60 plus people and they will be sitting on each other's laps.

00:16:04:03 - 00:16:25:22
Unknown
But and enjoying it and enjoying it. They're going to be hooting and hollering. They're going to be drinking. We're right now trying to set up a couple cases of beer so they can pre-game and they don't need to pre-game because the first bar we're going to, the drinks are two box seats. So it's for me. Well, I guess it is good.

00:16:25:22 - 00:16:59:26
Unknown
Ten, 15 minutes away. But we will be burying it a whole bunch of cruises now, also, too, they've already kind of got the catamaran situated, too. And we're going to have probably 90 to 100 people signing up on a catamaran that fits 80. So I did talk to the catamaran owner when I was there in January, and I told him that I've got a big group coming in and said, Hey, give me a call if you need two catamarans, one for your group and one for the rest of the reason.

00:16:59:26 - 00:17:35:20
Unknown
Yeah, you guys will definitely bring it to them. All fat guys will definitely have their own their own catamaran. boy. Yeah, we will be. We a lot of times, me and Buddy don't go on the catamaran. It's a great adventure, but we work a lot. Why? We're at Hedonism, so that's kind of our downtime. So when the catamaran goes out at 1030 in the morning and comes back at two in the afternoon, that's our we go to our room and kind of just chill out, watch TV, play on Tik Tok and think of future videos and then go sit down at the grill and watch people come back.

00:17:35:21 - 00:17:58:17
Unknown
Yeah, All stumble back, bring something back over themselves. But you know what? I'm also there to show you the time. So on the catamaran, you're going to be the one showing a good time because obviously I'm not. No, they can all try. They could try. There you go. You can try to have a contest. Just line the girls up and say, who gets it up first?

00:17:58:17 - 00:18:25:19
Unknown
When's nobody's going to win? But that's the head neck. We just don't tell them to be like the girls never came and we're good. We're okay with this because this is fixable. So it's not I mean, if it wasn't fixable, we would not be doing videos and I'd be in complete depression, sucking my thumb in my bed, cry myself to sleep every night.

00:18:25:21 - 00:18:47:01
Unknown
I totally in in. You know what That what this is you guys all know with us. We just like to have fun in life. Yeah. And so, you know what? You got to be able to roll with the punches, right? And like they say, you got to be able to roll with the punches on the punch here. And you've been punched.

00:18:47:01 - 00:19:09:28
Unknown
I've vampire's remember, I just had had surgery too. So she has to do a lot of extra stuff because like I can't opening a big luggage around with because I have no strength in the tenderness alone and even open an apple juice. I can't even open apple juice. But she could barely open it. These things are childproof. They're the they're the ones that look like the Martinelli's.

00:19:09:28 - 00:19:36:16
Unknown
They look like apples. Well, if I were to send that to kindergarten with my kid, they would never be able to get it. We have to send a pair of channel locks because we actually open on what channel locks out of my toolbox? I'll tell you. I'll tell you. But the following week is our original swimsuit contest. Okay, So we started well, our original with Tom's trips was Miss not swimsuit.

00:19:36:18 - 00:20:05:07
Unknown
And we ran a club in California for 20 years. We would send contestants and our first contestant that we sent, she won Miss No swimsuit. So that's an ego. Obviously, it wasn't their first miss. No swimsuit, but Playboy was at Hedonism, so our girl was in Playboy videos and all kinds of stuff. She got really popular back in California.

00:20:05:12 - 00:20:33:27
Unknown
It was back in the earlier days of Miss Nonsense Time. So we traveled every year for six years, going back to hedonism specific perfectly for the no swimsuit, and I was the trunk person that stumbled off the bus from the pub crawl or off the boat coming back for the catamaran. I was the drunk. We were we were the sponsors that everybody wanted to have because we were just like, We have fun.

00:20:33:28 - 00:20:57:07
Unknown
Yeah, we told our girl, You know what? There's ten other resorts and clubs here representing. They're all going to vote for their girl. So don't go for first place. Just be there. Second place and the second place could win it. So that's kind of a hidden secret, by the way, that we do our the point six system. Yeah, absolutely.

00:20:57:07 - 00:21:22:24
Unknown
Second, if you state, just vote for me. Second vote for me second. Of course you can win. Yeah, we did have several other girls that came in second and third Miss Congeniality, so we've had great representation. And then six years ago, we decided to quit the nightclub business and go to work for Tom's trips. And part of our deal was we go to Miss no swimsuit every year.

00:21:22:29 - 00:21:47:11
Unknown
Yeah, because that's when all of our friends go to. Yeah. And all the clubs and all these friends that we have made throughout all these years. And it's just it's a great reunion every year. Now, keep in mind, if you book any of the 18 group trips that Tom's trips offers, and I think it's 19 now with The Lovers, most people travel the same time every year.

00:21:47:12 - 00:22:12:18
Unknown
So if you are only able to travel in June, Cassidy Crush a lot of those people travel the same time. You will make the same relationships that we make every trip, but also like we do at no swimsuit. And each year you go back, you have a reunion with your current friends that you made previous years, and all of a sudden you are making new friends.

00:22:12:18 - 00:22:42:00
Unknown
Yeah, you're adding you're adding more and more on because like in no swimsuit, the clubs invite more and more people to come vote for their contested. So we get to meet there. It's like on the border Justin and Katie they their group is a very friendly group and I'm not singling out anyone else. We love the corral. The Corral Host Now, justin kelly, they have on the border of Oklahoma.

00:22:44:15 - 00:23:09:08
Unknown
The corral. They will be sponsoring the globe party. That's one of the biggest events on the border. Is going to sponsor the white T-shirt contest. no, no, no, I did not. Yeah, because he said because we take pictures, but we have to have a model released. So everyone has a green wristband and he says those are by far the best pictures because we don't have to delete so many pictures because we can capture a small area.

00:23:09:08 - 00:23:32:12
Unknown
Very true. Where on the Glo Party we can't tell who's who. So it's we we have to know who's signed or not. On the catamaran we delete probably about 90% of the pictures. A lot of the events, we delete a lot of the pictures because if one person did not sign our model release, unfortunately we don't even blur their faces.

00:23:32:12 - 00:23:56:13
Unknown
We tried to, but we decided we didn't want to do that right Then we've got Club Sapphire out of Seattle, Washington. They've had multiple winners, like back. Yeah, years. Yeah. We could never get past him when we were with free two acres. No, no, Becky. She was a past winner. She'll be there, Kim. So be there from the corral.

00:23:56:13 - 00:24:25:16
Unknown
She was last that. No, Dee from Sapphire was last year's winner. So Sapphire, we'll have two winners there this year, and Sapphire will have two. D will be there. Janice will be back. Okay, so we're going to have probably a good five or six reigning or past Miss No swimsuits. She was going to say Miss F I was because our club was right there, almost right there at the end of the bus.

00:24:25:16 - 00:24:50:16
Unknown
Again, six and a half years later, I'm still saying free makers, but no, you got MTV, we've got trapeze. Well, we got the new one, Paradise Last Resort. And their girl is going to she's going to do good because she flew into Paradise Lakes just to compete and she won it. Hey, can I see a funny story about MSP?

00:24:50:18 - 00:25:10:09
Unknown
Sure. If as long as they don't hate us for it, he. No, he won't. And I was just going to say his name. Jesse, Jesse and Jody. They're awesome. He's so laid back and he has is when just when he when I go to take their picture he has a certain pose where he's kissing her. Yeah. The cheek.

00:25:10:11 - 00:25:31:04
Unknown
And he has to do that pose every time I time. So when I do take the picture and he forgets, I remind him of his pose. So signature pose. I didn't know that. He didn't know how to swim. No, that's right. And Glow party is my night to let loose and cut up and have a good time. So it was probably what got abandoned.

00:25:31:05 - 00:25:51:22
Unknown
1130, 12:00 at night. It was hot. And I was like, Hey, let's in. It's on the pool deck and skinny. I'm like, Hey, Jesse, let's go skinny dipping. And guess what? I said, Yeah, yeah, we're all going to jump down and, you know, strip down, go swimming. And he goes, Okay, okay. And I'm like, It's okay. There's going to be other people.

00:25:51:25 - 00:26:19:07
Unknown
So she thought he was just being shy. So we both stepped down, jumped in the water. His wife didn't strip down, she just went there clothes, and then somebody else jumped in and in. She's like, He doesn't know how to swim. Hey, I feel I can laugh about it now, but I felt horrible at the time, right? So we had a few people jump in to save him.

00:26:19:09 - 00:26:43:00
Unknown
But you know what? He was having a good time. Of course. You know, I've always got to be in there to kind of stir it up a little bit. You know, our boss will keep his name off. He's usually the first to jump in the pool during the what's the nude fashion show. Yeah. So he'll usually jump in the pool right after the.

00:26:43:02 - 00:27:10:04
Unknown
He did jump in the pool that night too. And his wife kind of got upset. She goes, I thought I said, you know, swimming tonight. And he's like, well, Bunny started it and then we had to save Jesse. So Mr. Swimsuit has some great events, so let's just go through that. We have eight we have eight contestants this year, eight contestants representing We have trapeze from Atlanta, Georgia.

00:27:10:04 - 00:27:39:24
Unknown
Yes. They also have a trapeze in Fort Lauderdale. We have nobody. No, we have not. In Orlando. Stacy is representing Naughty Islands. We have on the border. Yep, We have the corral. Yep, we have Paradise Lake Resort. Yes, we have Club Sapphire Club Sapphire. We've got Marcia and Venus. Marcia, Venus. my goodness. You for getting look on your phone.

00:27:39:27 - 00:28:06:18
Unknown
Hold on. We get some new ones every year and we're just shooting from the hip. We didn't have a document printed in front of us, so forgive us. Forgive us, because it's probably going to be somebody that I always remember. And it's right there. Contestants Corral. Duh. We've been around the whole time. Vibe five Okay, so five wasn't there last year?

00:28:06:18 - 00:28:33:01
Unknown
No, they've been there several years before and they weren't there last year and they are coming this year. So yes, Vibe. Vibe is a club out of Nashville and it's a hotel takeover. They literally sell out of two hotels within minutes. It's like 16 ticket master. Yeah, well, and we're not talking 10 minutes, we're talking under five, right?

00:28:33:01 - 00:28:58:11
Unknown
So even if we did promotional videos for them, it doesn't guarantee we would even get a room. No, no. But so that's, you know, it's just. Well, some of the events. Yeah. Okay. I was going to say, it's just that, you know, all the girls we do, we're going to have the new fashion show and we will take over the main pool deck.

00:28:58:15 - 00:29:18:20
Unknown
Right. And we do a pool party up there during the afternoon and we do the nude fashion show, the girls, and what do they do? So they are nude. They might wear a necklace. Can't, Heidi, Some of them, we're like little types of body or shoes. Yeah, we tell them to wear shoes because that kind of makes it sexy.

00:29:18:23 - 00:29:43:18
Unknown
Yeah. In anything. I mean, on the border. Kelly when she ran, she did. That's our buzzer to say shut up is 30 minutes D she what she did really cute. She had like headphones on and she had a fanny pack and she just danced around like, like the eighties. Yeah, Yeah. And then we have certain type things like that.

00:29:43:22 - 00:30:13:22
Unknown
We have another event called Anything But Clothes. And that's where the contestants like I, I, i, it was cute. I we were at Paradise Lakes and I was explaining anything about clothes and I was explaining something that happened years, years ago. And I said, this girl came out with sponges and rags and air fresheners and all kinds of stuff taped to her body.

00:30:13:25 - 00:30:35:14
Unknown
And she came out to the song at the car wash. Yeah. And I was explaining cause that that's my best way of explaining anything but clothes. And the girl that did that was in competing because that was me. That was me. And I'm like, my God, you're from Canada, You know, now she's from Florida. Yeah, but she was from Canada.

00:30:35:16 - 00:31:06:27
Unknown
So yeah, they'll, they'll do put together their outfit with and anything but clothes and then they try to dance to a song that kind of matches it. Right. So we have the globe Party and like I said, the crowd will be the sponsoring the Glo Party. They bring out tables full of glow stuff. This isn't cheap, people. You know, we had in the past, people were sponsoring the Glow party.

00:31:07:03 - 00:31:32:26
Unknown
They were so hardcore. They would take almost like a go fund me at their club. They would spend $5,000 on just glow cups, glow glasses, glow bracelets, glow everything and just give it all out within 30, 40 minutes. And now the crowd has stepped up to do it. And I don't even want to know what their budget is.

00:31:32:26 - 00:32:02:04
Unknown
No. And then we do. We will have one or two that will sponsor the catamarans because we actually will take two catamarans out. Yes. And two, two usually. Well, for representatives will be on one catamaran and four representatives will be on the other. They will be packed. Right now, I don't even know if me and Bonnie are going to be on the catamaran scope, but we do know our entertainers will be on each catamaran.

00:32:02:04 - 00:32:24:28
Unknown
Yeah. So we'll have one one entertainer on each catamaran that will keep that party going right now. You got me rubbing my nose. Yeah. See? See what happens. And then they have. Of course, you got to do a lot. I just got to do a wet T-shirt contest doing the wet T-shirt that's on the border. And then. Well, you obviously know what a way T-shirt contest is, right?

00:32:25:00 - 00:32:50:17
Unknown
And then during Thursday night, when they have the talent show, each one of the contestants has to do with some type of a talent on the tent. I videotaped those. So I do videotape it. So I record those. And but I only record our contestants and they're the only ones on stage. And if they bring anyone up on stage, they have to have a band on.

00:32:50:20 - 00:33:16:04
Unknown
There also is an it's the video music Down by The Prude. Paul yeah, yeah. We do that on Wednesday night. Yeah. And that's going to be sponsored by Paradise Lakes Resort because that is a great way, because it's at a bar, at a pool on the beach. So it's really good. And we start setting, we do video and we do video music.

00:33:16:05 - 00:33:35:18
Unknown
Video music down there. Yeah. And then on Friday, while everybody is voting for their well, one, one will sponsor a pool party at the nude pool. Yeah. So that I don't know what club, we don't know what all the sponsors are doing yet except for a couple because it got slipped out. So they're getting slipped out right here.

00:33:35:21 - 00:34:00:11
Unknown
But at the nude pool, they will sponsor the games and they'll dictate the music and they'll do that. Yeah. Don't give away all their swag from their club. Ah, and that's the great thing is because they're trying to win your votes. Yes, you are. So if you book with times trips, you are one of the judges and you pick three contestants.

00:34:00:13 - 00:34:22:04
Unknown
So the last day, Friday is when the voting begins. The voting begins. And while the voting is going on, all of the husbands or the boyfriends, they have to compete in what we call our man in motion. Right? Basically, it started off where the men had to get up there and dance and see what the girls are going through.

00:34:22:07 - 00:34:47:29
Unknown
And it's kind of evolved into a drag show. Yeah, Yeah, it has. It's a it's a fun thing, though. They're having a lot of them get shy and they're having a blast. But, you know, it's funny and it brings them out of their show. It does. A lot of them will wear their wives or their girlfriends. I think looking at your who has one of their costumes that they've worn throughout.

00:34:48:01 - 00:35:09:19
Unknown
Yes. Throughout the week. So it's it makes it really fun. And I was a man in motion one time because a contestant was there by herself and didn't have anyone. So I stepped up to the game. We heard our bosses say, Tom will do it, and we're way away. And I heard it and I'm deaf. And so he said it loud, So they must have seen us.

00:35:09:19 - 00:35:29:14
Unknown
So they've seen this coming up. Yeah. So we walk over and they're like, We need you to step up. We need you to do them. An emotion. I didn't even know what it was. Okay, okay. Do. And then but. And then we got Jim to do it with you too. yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think it's a rite of passage.

00:35:29:15 - 00:35:48:12
Unknown
It is. This time we'll have to get Jerry to do it. I think so. I definitely think Jerry needs to do it because we know Jeremy did it. Yeah. Yeah, he did the whole stripper moves and everything. But Jerry I think Jerry needs to do it because he has the dance moves. He does so well. What? We'll talk about Jerry and the kids.

00:35:48:12 - 00:36:16:15
Unknown
I think there there's one contestant that does have somebody willing to do it. We'll see. So we'll throw his name under the bus. So while the man in motion is happening, all the voting is taking place. And then when we go in and we count all the votes, one, two and three, and each one gets so many points, I think one gets five points to get three points and third place gets one point or something like that.

00:36:16:17 - 00:36:50:29
Unknown
And that's how someone who gets more second place can win overall. So we count them and then we have a Jamaican from the resort account for all of our votes to verify that indeed they are accurate and true. So that's our accounting system. Yes. But now, just so you know, if you watch this far, 2024 sold out and so Spencer laid out four for a while.

00:36:51:01 - 00:37:31:14
Unknown
So I have put up and you can see a lot of the pictures are older. I got to update the site but go to no swimsuit dot com and I have pictures and there's ways that links the book there are you can go to Tom strips dot com and you can click on no swimsuit under group trips but also old fat guys yes but either one there are two amazing weeks and a lot of people will book old fat guys and three or four days into no swimsuit and there's people that all book all of no swimsuit and back day a couple days in old fat guys because old fat guys and hot chicks is

00:37:31:14 - 00:38:00:20
Unknown
such a great group that they want that crossover when the old fat guys, they like to book somewhat in, too, because Then they get to vote before they leave. So you don't have to just vote on Friday. If you're there for part of the week and you're leaving early, you still get early voting. Yes. All you got to do is let one of us know that you're leaving on a certain day and we'll we'll get you a ballot and we'll tuck it away and we'll add it to the rest of the ballots on Friday.

00:38:00:22 - 00:38:33:08
Unknown
Yep. And then after that, we're we're going to What's the Grand Lido? Grand Lido, which is directly across the street. And this hotel is a very upscale five star resort. So we got several rooms and we got a swim up room. It has a butler who, if you want to go somewhere, you call a golf cart to pick you up.

00:38:33:13 - 00:38:52:23
Unknown
Apparently other people that know about the golf cart, but we heard about it. So we will definitely use that. And they have all kinds of restaurants and everything. Toms Trumps does not book Grand Lido. We're just going there for a company meeting, I think. Yeah, that's that's that's what I'm going to call it. We have to discuss. Yeah.

00:38:52:23 - 00:39:15:17
Unknown
What happened this year. Right. I can do next year. What we could do better next year. Yes. So, but Grand Lido has like five different areas and we're in the adult only clothing optional area. So we can pretty much do whatever we want because we got all the rooms in that area. But it's just a vacation for us, right?

00:39:15:20 - 00:39:40:27
Unknown
I mean, we're there not to work where I'm not there to take pictures and anything just to have a good time. Exactly how much time when we have. We are way past Bay. We are 39 minutes. my God. Sorry. So that is what we have coming up. Sorry we talked so long. Sorry about Barney's dress. It. It should be a turtleneck.

00:39:40:29 - 00:40:05:03
Unknown
Remember? In the comments, right? Yes, Turtleneck. Ah, no to turtleneck. And whatever you guys vote on is what she's wearing. Yeah, well, not in the next few videos, because we're going to do another couple of videos before we leave. It'll be after we come back. So, you know, I was just looking at pictures of Britney Mahomes and all of them.

00:40:05:05 - 00:40:26:13
Unknown
They can wear these dresses, but when I wear them, people are like, you shouldn't be wearing too old for that. Yeah. No. Yeah, I don't think so. I like it. I think they're 38. You're 39 years later? Yes. I still stare all right, well, we're going to wrap this one up. Yeah, we're going to do some just attempt videos.

00:40:26:13 - 00:40:52:20
Unknown
Yeah, We're going to talk about how you can know we're not. They're going to watch it. They're going to watch it. All right. So look for the big green screens with the flying. Kind of just a tip. Travel advice. Yes. So until next time, we'll see you there. No, you need to book. You need to buck go to Tom's Trip.com or one 800 2850853 and you can talk to me.

00:40:52:24 - 00:41:19:15
Unknown
Yes. Funny actually answers the phone now if it goes to voicemail, our boss gets those and she usually kicks them back to Bonnie. Ah. If you leave a message saying, Hey, I wanted to work with Bonnie, she will definitely kick that one back because Bonnie only makes a commission. Exactly. So follow us on Twitter, Instagram. just look at just search Tom and Bonnie, just as it's sitting there on the screen.

00:41:19:17 - 00:41:24:28
Unknown
We keep it easy. Keep it easy. All right. All right. So now we can buy by time.

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